《Guardians of Terraria》Episode 7.2 - Jolly Jamboree
Advertisement
"How are you feeling about Sid's party tonight?" James the Clothier asked.
Robyn shrugged.
"Do you think you'll... tell William?"
Again she shrugged. She'd finally told the old man how she felt about William after they'd returned from their expedition in the Jungle.
She'd hoped that telling him, the person she trusted most outside of William and Sid, would help take that load off her chest, or at least help her figure out what to do about it.
But so far, it hadn't.
"I don't think I'll show up," she said. "I've got fishing to do..."
"You always have fishing to do," James said.
"It's helpful."
"Yes. But there is only so much fishing you need to do." The Clothier sat down on Chippy's Couch. "You have worked hard towards freeing the land from everything evil. You should revel in celebration. With your friends."
Robyn stared down at the palm wood floor.
The Clothier stood up, stepped forward and put a hand on Robyn's shoulder. "Come with me."
They headed out onto the sandy beach. The Ocean village consisted of three large houses constructed out of palm wood. Bart the Angler's was the furthest from James's and closest to the sea. It was decorated with a mess of fish in item frames, anchors, and other artefacts from the sea.
James led Robyn into Roxanne the Stylist's house, which sat in-between James's and Bart's. The inside of the house looked like a typical barbershop like what Robyn could vaguely remember from the real world, with a white-and-black chessboard-patterned floor, some glass walls that might have meant to be mirrors (she guessed mirrors couldn't be crafted in this world), and several seats facing the wall. A staircase led upwards in one corner of the room, to the Stylist's living area.
Robyn had seen the Stylist around once or twice but had never actually spoken to her. She was the sort of woman who always had too much makeup on all the time, and Robyn kept swearing that her immaculate strawberry-pink hair must be a wig. She wore a purple apron, blue jeans, and high heels.
"Here for another beard trim, James?" Roxanne asked in a simpering voice.
"Oh, you know what I'm here for," James said.
The Stylist gave a grin. "I know, hun. You told me this young lady needs a new haircut."
Robyn felt her face flush. She glanced worriedly at James, wondering what she had gotten herself into.
"Oh, you poor, poor thing," Roxanne said. "Just... just sit down here. It'll be okay."
Robyn reluctantly stepped forward and sat down in one of the chairs. Roxanne began examining her hair.
"Oh, god, girl! Did you even try to brush your hair today?" she exclaimed.
Robyn shrugged. "I left my hairbrush back in the real world," she mumbled. Did she even have a hairbrush in the real world? Surely she did?
"Don't you worry," Roxanne said. "Mama Roxanne is here to help. I'll have you looking pretty in no time!"
The next ten minutes was a blur of cutting, chopping, and styling. Roxanne gossiping kept Robyn's mind from drifting off. She craned her neck backwards a few time, watching James standing in the background. He had a slight smile on his beard, one that seemed easy-going, to say 'Everything will be all right.'
"You're looking amazing already, doll!" Roxanne exclaimed after some time. Robyn had no idea what she looked like, due to the 'mirror' in front of her not actually being a mirror.
Advertisement
"Are you finished?" Robyn asked.
"Just about!"
Robyn got up from the seat and turned to face James. He stepped forward.
"Robyn, you have been a great friend to me ever since you lifted me from my curse," he said. "You helped me out of a place I couldn't escape from. The least I can do is give you this."
He winked at the Stylist, who flicked a small switch on the wall that Robyn hadn't noticed. A section of the wall opened up, revealing a mannequin clothed with the most beautiful dress she had ever seen.
Robyn couldn't take her eyes off of it once she saw it – she'd just never seen anything like it! Not in this world, maybe not even in the real world. It was coloured with an exquisite blue gradient, fading from an ocean blue to an icy blue.
She spun back around to James. "Did you... did you make that yourself?"
"Indeed I did. Easily my best work. Not even a curse could make me lose my touch." He smiled. "The colours came courtesy of Akbar the Dye Trader. Intense Blue Flame Dye, he called it. I was reliably informed blue was your favourite colour?"
Robyn rushed forward, enveloping him in a giant hug. "Thank you! Thank you, thank you!"
She felt James patting her back. Upon looking up at him, he said, "Now go catch that fish of yours."
***
The turnout at the party was massive. It seemed like every citizen had shown up, all crammed into one massive dance floor and party zone. The same citizens that had previously complained about being cramped together all the time were now having the time of their lives. William could see colourful balloons decorating the walls, bubbles floating through the air, and fireworks shooting into the sky. Sid and Star the Party Girl had done a great job, he had to admit.
Durim the Demolitionist laughed as he watched the fireworks shooting one after the other into the sky. "Brilliant! Colourful explosions!" He, like nearly every other citizen William could see, was wearing a colourful party hat.
"I wanted to see how your kind celebrate," Zop'a the Witch Doctor said. "I am not disappointed."
Durim laughed. "This is how humans do it, aye. But dwarves? We tend to have pretty explosive parties."
"I would like to see that some day," Zop'a said.
"Anyway, parties are always a good excuse to drink!" Durim shoved another tankard of ale down his throat.
William wandered onto the dance floor. He could see Tony the Arms Dealer dancing with Emily the Nurse – he guessed they'd gotten back together at some point. He could also see Kayla the Mechanic slow-dancing with Mrunok the Goblin Tinkerer, which looked a little awkward since Kayla was much taller than Mrunok. He could hear Kayla saying, "I did all of the wiring for the lights and the fireworks and everything."
"It is truly magnificent!" Mrunok exclaimed.
Kayla smiled. "What do goblins normally do when they party?"
"Oh, they're a lot like humans. They both have games like 'Pin the Blame on the Human...' er... I don't play that game at my parties."
William passed Hayley the Zoologist, who was talking with Star the Party Girl.
"So... uh, I can't wear the hat. Because of these." Hayley reached up and tapped her fox ears. "Sorry. I'm still here for the party!"
Star gave her a beaming smile. She had shoulder-length pink hair and wore a blouse of about the same colour. "No worries! The more, the merrier!"
Advertisement
Hayley smiled back and walked over to Andrew the Guide, who stood still, seemingly doing nothing but observing the event, though he did have a party hat placed rather obliquely upon his head.
"Um... hey, Andrew!" William noticed the Zoologist sounded a tad bit... nervous?
"Hey, Hayley," Andrew said.
"I was wondering... if you'd like to dance?"
The Guide gave her a dreary look. He'd been looking like that ever since the Voodoo Doll incident the other day. William still couldn't put his finger on what was going on with him. He'd tried asking, but the Guide hadn't said much.
"I'm sorry, but I can't," Andrew said.
The Zoologist stepped backwards as a frown creased itself onto her face, then walked away, her head down.
William passed a few more of the citizens. The Dye Trader said, "I truly love parties, so many beautiful colours and happy people." The Tavernkeep told him that he didn't think any kobolds would crash the party. Gilbert the Merchant said that the best way to party was buying things from others, especially from him. Harry the Golfer claimed to be having trouble concentrating on his swing due to the party, though once he struck the ball with his iron, it ricocheted between a bunch of different lamps and lit them all up.
There was one person he hadn't seen yet, however.
Robyn.
He spotted Bart the Angler, and began walking towards him. If there was anyone who'd seen her, it would be him. He was currently eating his way through an entire bowl of cookies and potato chips.
When Bart noticed his approach, he looked up at him and said, "What, you think I like parties because I am a kid? Well, you're right, so get to partying!"
"Have you seen Robyn anywhere?" William asked.
The boy shook his head. "Dunno, don't care. I only need to see my helper minion once per day for her to catch me my special fish! Now, scram!"
William turned away and spotted Sid talking to Meg. Sid was wearing a black tuxedo with his Skeletron mask, looking more like he'd come for a Halloween party than a regular celebratory party. From the looks of things, he was presenting her with the flower he said he had found in a Shadow Chest, and to his astonishment, she accepted.
"Wow, this is a very powerful weapon! Look at that damage number!" Meg exclaimed once William had stepped closer. She cast it, causing a fireball to shoot forward, bouncing off the floor a few times before dissipating against the wall.
"Indeed it is, m'lady," Sid said, saying m'lady in an intentionally fake deep voice. He put out a hand. "Care to dance?"
"Hmmm... I appreciate the offer, but nah. I'm not a dancer." She left him looking flustered.
William spotted Roxanne the Stylist, who was talking with Star the Party Girl.
"I may have gotten my hair done up just for today, but honestly, I just want to pop balloons with my scissors," Roxanne said.
"Well, I've got a ton of balloons! After the party, we can have an after-party, which is all about you, popping balloons!"
"Murdering balloons sounds like fun!" Meg said as she sidled up to them.
"Hey, look who just arrived!" Roxanne exclaimed, raising a corner of her mouth in a smile.
William at first thought she was meaning Meg, but then he noticed her pointing with her scissors.
He turned and had his eyes blown wide open.
***
This is it, Robyn.
She took in the entire scene. Travelling from the Ocean village to the Jungle village through the Pylon network, she'd felt much more... confident? She felt ready, to tell William her feelings for him.
She saw some of the citizens were dancing, some were sitting and drinking, some were standing in conversation. She searched for William, and spotted him standing near the Stylist and Party Girl.
And Meg.
Her chest tightened.
***
William tentatively took some steps towards her. She was dressed in a pretty dress dyed with a mesmerising cerulean gradient. Her brown hair was long, running down to her waist, and it rippled in waves as she came towards him.
He didn't know what to say. She'd never put this much effort into her appearance before. Heck, she normally just simply wore armour.
Two things flashed through his mind. The first was that he realised he'd never once considered the possibility of Robyn liking him in return.
Maybe she'd just been too afraid to acknowledge it.
Like him.
The second was that if this was true, it meant...
She did this for me.
"Hey," he said.
"Hey," she replied, her breath catching, trying her best to keep eye contact with him. She couldn't help thinking that his hair was the most pleasant shade of brown. He was dressed in his normal clothes – a red shirt and white pants – not his armour, and had a party hat resting upon his head similar to what the other citizens around were wearing.
He was about to say something, but Meg beat him to it.
"Girl, you look so adorbs!" she exclaimed, and of course she was smiling. "If cameras were in this game I'd get a selfie with you! Where'd you get such a pretty dress?"
"Um... uh..." Robyn stammered.
"It's a secret? Got it. What do you think, Will?"
"Uh... um..."
Robyn never thought it would be possible to smile and flush at the same time. Especially not for William. He looked so... so dorky but so... cute at the same time!
"Good answer as any," Meg said after William said nothing. "I'll leave you two at it." Right as she turned to walk away, Robyn noticed her flash a quick thumbs-up.
In an instant she realised she'd never had to worry about Meg.
"Seriously, you look great," William suddenly blurted.
Aaah! My heart!
"Thank you," Robyn replied, inwardly feeling giddy, hot, tense, every awkward emotion thrown together in a blender.
"Sid's thrown this party to celebrate all our victories and achievements so far," William said. "Though... all that definitely didn't come without the fair share of... um... near-death experiences."
"Yeah," Robyn said, then found herself giggling.
"But now... where we're at... all that struggle to get to this point... somehow it all feels worth it. We've tamed the world. As a group we've become strong enough to handle everything that's been thrown at us." He paused. "But in all of this, it's not the power we've gained or the victories we've had that I find most extraordinary. It's not even building all the houses for all the citizens." Again, he paused, his breath catching. "It was meeting you."
That was when Robyn keeled backwards.
***
Darkness swirled.
Energy hurled.
An ornate, round object.
Yellow burning behind.
Engraved upon it.
Was the face.
Of the being.
Advertisement
- In Serial160 Chapters
Grandpa Sweet Fist
Sweet Fist was a joke. He has no superpowers. He was merely a guy with some martial arts who dress up in a costume with a candy theme. He said stupid things like 'Sweet Dreams' and 'Choco Punch' when fighting and was an embrassment to the supervillain community. He has just been released after spending twenty years in prison. Now he got a System, and the System informed the villain that he had many kids and even some grandchildren. The System want the villain to reunite with his family. Failure means death. Only one problem; Sweet Fist never knew he had kids. How was a bad guy supposed to reunite with a family he never knew existed?
8 500 - In Serial252 Chapters
Wholly Undead
Join Jack, after his death by microwaved food, as he reincarnates into the body of a ruler of an undead kingdom in a strange environment of the underworld. Follow our, wannabe nihilist and socially awkward, hero as he learns about his world, and tries to play the part of their supreme pontiff and ruler of the Holy Kingdom of Deagoth.The novel features heavy world-building elements, many characters, drama, cultivation, and magic.Give it a try, and leave a review.And here is a map to help understand locations, as they are mentioned in the story.https://i.imgur.com/ZrJOvLa.jpg
8 186 - In Serial64 Chapters
The Shards of Sylvia's Soul
In the little village of Nyberg, Sylvia is dreaming of a future with Rebecca at her side. Together, they could move overseas. But when bandits attack, all of her tender dreams turn to ashes. Forced out of her home, Sylvia forges new bonds with the Fri, the women who have taken it upon themselves to protect their little corner of the world. She also meets Afi, a strange bandit with a stern face and a soft heart. Saving each other from certain demise, they join in a bond which irreversibly ties their souls together. So bonded, they attempt to settle down. When a distant heir to the Crown asks for aid to reunite the country, Sylvia sees her chance to finally right all the wrongs committed against her family. In the pursuit of the throne, Afi and Sylvia come to risk their very lives. Sylvia uncovers the relationship between soul, magic, and divinity itself, but even in research, there is peril. It is not an easy task to balance the strain on her soul with the demands of the upcoming battle. In this world, the soul is not an incorporeal concept. To the contrary, the human soul is a physical object, an organ which resides in the chest of each individual. It is a great source of strength, but also of vulnerability. Hardship can leave scratches and blemishes, or even break the soul in two. The soul is each person's connection to divinity, to the magic which is ubiquitous to the world. It enables the cultivation of gods, but old legends warn of demons emerging in the presence of corrupt intention, and of hollow warriors, with no soul at all. There are two sides to every page. Update ScheduleNew chapters are in the works. ScopeThree to four books in total are planned.Book 1: "Fri Women" Chapters 1-64. Find the paperback and e-book here.
8 237 - In Serial30 Chapters
The Hero Is Unchained, But Not Free
In a world divided, there are two types of people: the Uni and the Typpe—those with superhuman abilities, and those without. Uni are given jobs based on their abilities, becoming either Hero or Villain, and their battles are used to entertain the masses. All looks to be at peace, but a war brews in the shadows... Author Ivy McLaughlan is down on her luck. Losing her status of bestseller, she is disowned by her wealthy family and forced to take refuge in a dilapidated apartment in a city far from home. There, she meets Satsuya Harada, the most powerful Uni alive...who works as a bartender and barista. Unwittingly entangled in a war for the use of Satsuya’s abilities, Ivy uncovers not only the secrets behind the Uni, but the secrets behind her own life. Now—if only she can stay alive long enough to make use of them. Updating Tuesdays and Thursdays through the end of May, then on hiatus until September. Support my work on Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/foxunderfire This story was a finalist in the “ongoing serials” category of the Laterpress 2022 Genre Fiction contest! Text, and Cover Copyright Fox Under Fire (Alexandra Lanc) 2021
8 203 - In Serial13 Chapters
Elemental Sword
The Heavenly Continent is home to only two clans: The Berseker Clan and the Magician Clan. These two clans are are constantly at war, breaking apart the terrain and ruining the lives of commoners. Then, an ominous event occurs. The greatest talents of both Clans elope, and they have a child, the first with parents from two clans. Attempting to protect their child, the couple performs a Forbidden Technique, sealing the child within an energy cocoon and slowing the child's aging process by tenfold for one hundred years. These two talents also exchange their lives to transfer their innate talents to this one child. They leave one wish behind: for this child to unite the bersekers and magicians into one clan.One hundred years later, the energy surrounding the cocoon weakens and eventually fades, releasing this ten-year old child into the feuding world of berserkers and magicians.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hey guys~ This is my first time writing a book ever! If possible, please leave some feedback and constructive criticism. I would love to hear your opinions! Thanks for reading!I will probably add chapters a once a week.
8 103 - In Serial21 Chapters
Izuku Of The Sharingan
"how many people have you killed, shigaraki?""How much bread have you eaten?"His happiness would last short, his family soon to dust.... Soon, it will be all remnants of the past....While Tobi and All For One rising in power, Izuku has limited time to prepare. How will his story unfold?Warning ⚠️: grammatical errors due to lapses to my brain, and im lazy to reread thru each to find. :,Dhope you enjoy this fanfic of mine. of course some here will be based on both anime canon but with my creative twist ;)
8 91

