《Reylo One Shots》Force Time ™️
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(Cuts to Rey)
"Poe, have you seen Rose? I couldn't find her on the Falcon so-"
"Force Time™️ connected," the small phone says
"AGH," Ben screams as he covers his body. "WHAT THE FUCK FORCE TIME™️!!"
"I don't mind the view," Rey says as she bites her lip. Poe just looks at her and she smiles.
"Force Time™️ stuff," she says to Poe grinning.
*Poe walks away slowly*
(Cut to Kylo)
"My life is a living hell after Force Time™️. The damn thing keeps on connecting during meetings and bae, I mean scavenger, keeps on stealing my plans. But once in a while it will connect at night so I can see her sleeping. She is a sound sleeper."
(Cuts back to Rey)
"Wait, you watch me sleep?"
(Back to Ren)
"Oh, don't act so innocent. You stare at me while I'm in the shower," Kylo says smirking.
(Somewhere away from the now fighting couple)
"My name is Emperor Palpatine, founder of iRen. I can guarantee that this phone is life changing. And we have evidence!"
(Back to Kylo)
"Because of Force Time™️, I fucked Rey."
(Back to Palp)
*is visibly disgusted*
"Anyways, Force Time ™️ has many benefits such as-"
(Cuts to Rey)
"BEN I THINK I'M PREGNANT. I'M COMING TO KILL YOU," Rey screams into the camera.
(Cuts to Kylo)
"Come, Rey. We can rule the galaxy together with our child, side by side-"
(Cuts back to Rey)
"I'm gonna shove a lightsaber down your throat, bastard."
(Back to Kylo)
"Sounds like what I did to you," Ben says smirking.
(Cameras cut to Palpatine)
"Young people these days," He says while trying not to kill someone. "Buy iRen Pro Triple Max for only 5677 Galactic Credits!"
(Cameras cut back to Rey and Kylo, who are now together)
"Buy your iRen today and enjoy the perks of Force Time™️ today!"
*couple begins to make out*
😂
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