《Vallyk vs dejaune》Dejaune
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And he kisses me every where but before we could do anything Lisa called us back down stairs.
J: yes lis-
Before I could finish I got so angry. What I saw was vallyk and Jaden with some other girls at the door.
J: wtf are y'all doing here
V: chill we were just saying hi
J: bitch get the fuck away from my house
Ja: Jazz calm down oh and Lisa fuck u and Andre
When he said that andre got mad
An: nigga wtf did u just say
Li: Dre don't even get into that
J: can y'all and y'all sluts leave
Girl 1: who are u calling sluts
Girl2: right bitch you better watch out lil hoe
J: I like how y'all can talk but not fight
Li: right y'all go get y'all some bitches that pussy don't stink and that can stfu
Girl1: girl mine don't stank cause obviously vallyk loves it
J: did I fucking ask
Li: by bitches
Then she shuts the door
J: got Damn I can't stand them
Then we see dejaune and Dre bout to leave
Li: where y'all going
De: we bout to woop some ass
An: right I'm tired of them niggas trying to make y'all brake up with us
Li: wait y'all can't do that
De: why not
J: because y'all ain't leaving without us duhh
An: let's ride then
We walk out the door and we see vallyk them outside. We run up on the hoes while dejaune and Dre run up on vallyk them. Then when we get done fighting they ran in the house.
J: yeah pussy ass bitches scared
Li: how they gonna get girlfriends who can't fight.
De: I'm srry to say baby but that nigga soft. He ain't tuff bro
J: ha y'all let's go
We go back in the house
De: y'all I'm tired bruh
An: I'm telling u I can't wait to hit this shower
Li: not if I get in the shower first
An: bet
Li: can y'all count down cause we finna race
De: 3
J:2
De:1
J:GO!!
They take off running like it was the end of the world
J: lmao they so funny
De: lmao let's go take a shower and cuddle
J: ok baby
We go upstairs and take showers and then go to sleep
TBC
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