《Peryl in Talkshows》Spill your guts of Fill your guts with Meryl Streep - James Corden
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"Ladies and Gentlemen the legend herself, Meryl Streep" James introduce Meryl and point her with his two hands as the crowd starts to cheer for her.
"Thank you so much for being with us tonight. So normally, people don't know much about you. So tonight, we're going to try and learn a bit more about you in a game where you have to answer personal question truthfully or eat something disgusting. And now, Let's play Spill your guts or Fill your guts" Meryl nod and smile sweetly as the audience applause again. She is quite nervous but she decided just to ignore it and go with the flow.
"So as I was saying. Here are some disgusting food we have here for both of us. We have some delicacies from different county. We have here the balut from Philippines! It's a egg of duck with fetus chicks inside" James says as he spins the spinning table and point the balut in the camera. "We also have chili dog smoothie, pig head jelly" James continues as he spin the table carefully. Meryl can feel her stomach flipping because of the disgusting shits in the table. "Deep fried butter that I didn't even know they exists" Meryl laughed at his statement. Somehow James helps Meryl to relax by his sense of humor. "A bird saliva which I don't know how they get it. A clam juice"
"Fuck, That's smelly" Meryl exclaimed as the clam juice pass through her. "Ops sorry" She apologize and just laugh.
"A cow tongue and Bull penis and 1000 year old egg which I don't think its possible. Meryl, that's what we have. How are you feeling?"
Meryl pursed her lips before answering the question. "I don't feel so good". And the audience and James laughed.
"So I'm gonna go first. I'm gonna give you something that you don't really like" James says as he is staring down at the items at the table. He finally decides what's he is giving to Meryl. "I'll give you the deep fried butter" he says and point the said item to Meryl by spinning the table.
"What? Are you going to kill me?" Meryl says and laugh. She will try her best to answer his question so she will not take a bit of the deep fried butter.
James laugh too and pick one card on the mini table beside him. He first read it in his mind and laugh. "This is good!! Okay. Meryl Streep. You are 50 years in hollywood industry. And you worked with so many celebrities. Can you give me 3 celebrity who you have work with but you don't want to work again" James laughed again. Meryl just shook her head. How the hell she will answer this question. Yes she have certain names in her mind but........
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"My god, I can't answer that one!!" Meryl says and pick the butter by the stick. She look at it. "How many cholesterol is it?" She wonders and look at giggling James.
"Several thousand of it" James answered.
Meryl is about to take a bite but she can't. "I'm sorry I can't eat it." She says putting down the butter. "It is Dustin hoffman, Tommy lee jones and Alec baldwin" She says and the audience laugh and cheered. James look at her in awe. "Well, There's some complicated situation happened between me and Dustin which I think y'all know about it. And Pierce and I nearly got a divorce about Tommy and Alec" She says and laugh. Omg Streep, what are you doing? She says to herself and shook her head.
"Okay! Lets move on. Now it is your turn to pick me something" James says. Meryl stare at the items at the table. She spins the table carefully and point to him the pig head jelly.
"That's it" she simply says and get a card. How she wanted to finish this segment. I mean she didn't know what questions are waiting for her.
"James"
"Meryl"
"Which product that you've been paid highly to endorse do you not use? Oh that's a good one" She says and laugh. "Bon appetit!" Meryl teasingly says to him. She know she can't answer the question.
James didn't say a thing. He pick the spoon and take a piece of jelly and put it to his mouth. He chew it and swallow it.
"Oh God, I think you need to go to the doctor after this" Meryl jokes and the whole audience laugh, including her and James.
"My turn! I'm gonna pick theeeeeeeeee 1000 year old egg!" He says. He picks a card and read it.
"Meryl, You are in the musical movie Mamma mia and Mamma mia here we go again. Which do you prefer to the said movie?"
"Well that was easy, of course the Mamma Mia" She says and smile. There is playe background music and its her version of 'Mamma Mia'. The audience also applause at her answer, I mean why would you hate that movie?
"Your turn! Hah!" Meryl says excitedly. She is now really enjoying the game and looking forward for the next events. "The bull penis please" She says. James spins the table for himself as Meryl pick a card. "You have done carpool karaoke with Britney Sprears, Miley Cyrus and Mariah Carey. which one of those artists would you least like to sing with?"
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"No No No No. Who made these questions?!" James says. He just grab the little bowl and grab a piece of bull penis. Meryl watch him and cringe, well she ate a penis, her husband's but its a animal's penis for god sake.
"Your turn Ms. Streep. I think the bird's saliva is suits in you. You look thirsty." James jokes and the people laughed and Meryl give James a stern look as a joke. "Rank the following actress from best to worst. Amy Adams, Emily Blunt, Nicole Kidman and Julianne Moore"
Meryl feel her blood dried out because of the question James just gave her. How could she answer this? She had work with these great actresses and they are her friends.
"Okay. From Best to worst, Because she is with me last night, my best is Emily Blunt, next Amy Adams and nextttttt issssssss" she trailed off thinking what name she will be saying. "Sorry I can't do it" she says and looking down.
"Eat it"
"Eat it"
The crowd cheers her and James come along. After a few seconds take a sip of bird's saliva. "Oh my God, this is terrible" She says and grabbing the bowl beside her and spit the item out. She pick the glass of water to gurgle it inside her mouth and spit it again to the bowl and grab a napkin to wipe her mouth.
"Okay! Your turn! I'm gonna pick the cow tongue, ugh that's disgusting." Meryl read the question and laugh, making James nervous. "Okay James, Rank the following tv-talkshow host from best to word. Ellen Degeneres, Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel. Oh baby what comes around goes around" Meryl says and giggles as the audience cheers for him.
"That's a tough one. I will not answer it because I can't" James says and grabbing the tongue. He take a bite of it and start chewing it. Meryl cringed again as he seems to enjoy the tongue.
"And for the last one! You're going to have the balut!!!" James says and the audience applauds.
"What? I'd rather divorce my husband than eating that" Meryl confidently says. Its just a joke but she knew her husband will take it seriously.
James chuckles before he answers. "Well, let's see about that" He says and start reading the question. So as we know, You and your husband Pierce are married for 30 years. We saw some paparazzi photo" James stop speaking to show a photograph Pierce is whispering something to Meryl's ear. "where Pierce is whispering something to you and you really find it funny. Meryl? Can you tell us what Pierce told you?" He continued.
Meryl feel her cheeks start to blush. I'm going to kill the person who photograph that. She threatens to herself and put her hands to her face. She remember every sentence he had said in that moment. 'I'm going to make you scream later like you've never been before' 'I will rip that shirt of yours and fuck you so hard until you can't walk'. How on earth she will say that? And the whole world will knew. She shake her head as NO and pick up the teaspoon. She take a look to the balut.
"It's better with salt!!!!!" Someone shouted from the crowd. The both celebrities look at him and laugh.
"Do we have salt?" James asks some crew.
"So people do really eat this" She wonders. She can't believe that this kind of thing is a really thing in their country.
The crew approach them and put a pinch of salt in the balut. She scooped a bit of it and tasted. Oh, It wasn't that bad. She thought to herself and did not spit the balut. James is surprised because Meryl's reaction is opposite to what he expected.
"It is good?" James asks. Meryl just nod and pick the napkin to wipe her mouth and smile teasingly to James. She also poked her tongue to him to tease him.
"Well! Meryl Streep in Spill your guts or Fill your guts!!!" James outro and Meryl sigh in relief.
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