《Peryl in Talkshows》Phonebooth with Pierce Brosnan - Jimmy Fallon
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"We're back here with Pierce Brosnan and we're about the play a game called Phone booth and Pierce will have a opponent, a very good one. Give it up for the american actress, comedian, singer, author and a very big fan of Meryl Streep, please welcome, Tiffany Haddish!!" Jimmy introduces and the audience cheers as Tiffany make her entrance. Laughing as the crowds cheer louder.
"Hi Jimmy!" She says kissing both of Jimmy's cheek "Dammnnnn Pierce Brosnan" She then says kissing Pierce cheeks too.
"Okay, get in your phone booth and I'll explain to ya'll how to play this game" Jimmy says and the two players go inside the telephone booth. "Alright, here we go. Rules are simple; when you get a question wrong a stranger from mystery bench behind me will join you in your booth and when your opponent gets a right question you will be also joined by a stranger from mystery bench" Jimmy says and chuckle. Pierce got confuse when he looked at the shadows of the stranger that will be joining him later.
"Let's start with you Pierce" Jimmy pick the receiver and playfully fumble with the telephone. Pierce pick the reciever too and Jimmy is the first to speak. "Hello Pierce! I have a question to you. What is the world’s longest river?"
"What. Is. The. World's. Longest. River? Hmmm" Pierce do know the answer. And the 15 seconds timer starts ticking. He remembered talking about it with his wife.
"Amazon?" Pierce hesistantly says.
"You're right!!!!" Jimmy says and the crowds cheer.
"What?! You gave him the answer!!" Tiffany protest.
"I did not!" Jimmy defended himself and him and Pierce laughs. "Welcome the one who is joining Tiffany in her phone booth. The bouncer of her own bar, The Momshies Club. James!!!" Jimmy introduces as the masculine but little man come out from the back stage and fit himself inside the booth. Yes there are more spa
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"Let's go to you Tifanny" Jimmy says and picking the phone again, Tiffany does the same. "What is the capital city of Spain?"
"MADRID! MADRID! MADRID!" Tiffany rushes and threw her head to laugh.
"If we have a bouncer, we have the waiter. Welcome the beautiful and sexy waiter of The Momshies Club!!!" Jimmy says and the brunette young girl from back stage and let herself in inside the booth.
"Oh boy! You're a dead man Pierce!" Tiffany shouts and Pierce knew what that meant. Jimmy laughs and Pierce chuckles nervously. He knows how his wife will reacts to this. He prays to God that they will not be joined by another person so their body will not pressed together.
"Okay, since you two are the biggest of the legend Meryl Streep. I'm going asking question about her and Pierce if you got this wrong, you are a really dead man" Jimmy jokingly says making them all laugh.
"Okay! Are you both ready?" Jimmy asks.
"YES!!!" They both says.
"Pierce you will be the first answering question" Jimmy says and put the telephone in his ear. "Mr. Brosnan. What famous and revered actress called Meryl Streep her "least favorite actress?" Jimmy asks and laugh "Oh this is a good one. Answer it or you will be joined again by Tiffany's beautiful waitress" He joked.
"Katherine Hepburn. That's it" Pierce says and the crowds cheer at him. Well that is a big word to say. He is so brave.
Tiffany was soon joined by a former WWE wrestler, making the booth's space lesser. Jimmy is now going to ask her a question.
"In 2011, where did Meryl Streep donated her whole salary she make in Iron Lady?" Jimmy says.
"Damnnnnn, that's easy huh. Women's Museum" She answered. Jimmy introduces the one who will be joining Pierce inside the booth. Saying that if Tiffany have a wrestler, he should have a female referee. And yes, he is so dead. Even though this is just a joke, Pierce knew that Meryl will fire at him because of this. He just want this show to be finished and go home to his wife.
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"And for the last question. In what movie was Meryl Streep's first appearance on the big screen?"
Fuck. He forgot it. How could he? Shame on him right.
"Fuck, I forgot it!" He says, putting his hands to his face out of embarrassment.
"Can I answer?! Can I answer? Julia!!!" Tiffany exclaimed and they laughed.
"Well, You don't need to ask a permission. You already say it" Jimmy says. "The last one that will join Pierce inside the booth is B1 of the bananas in pajamas!" There is a fucking B1 costumed and must fit inside the booth. The 2 girls pinned themselves to Pierce and he have nothing to do. He turned around and face the wall of the booth.
"This is Pierce Brosnan and Tiffany Haddish! Make you all go to Tiffany's new bar, The Momshies" Jimmy says and the break starts to roll.
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