《Peryl in Talkshows》Who'd you rather? with Meryl Streep - Ellen Degeneres
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"Hi Meryl!" Ellen exclaimed as the camera began to roll.
"Hi Ellen!"
"So you and your husband Pierce Brosnan will be celebrating your 31st wedding anniversary next month right" Ellen asks and the crowds cheers because of excitement.
"Yes you're right, We will" Meryl says proudly.
"I'm sorry Pierce but Meryl and I will be playing 'Who would you rather' and you're going to know that you are not the love of her life" Ellen says with sarcasm in her voice. God helps us, Pierce will just take this a joke. Meryl laughed and clap her hand. It will be interesting to play, Meryl thought to herself. "I'm gonna show you some pictures of different people, and you're gonna pick one person then we'll ke going until we narrow it down and find the exact person that's your type" Ellen trailed off.
"Uh-oh" Meryl says and the crowds and Ellen laugh They knew what she meant in that. Her husband is so predictable.
"Except your husband, Pierce Brosnan" Ellen continues.
"Let's start with 2 pictures"
"Okay"
The picture of 2 people flashes through Ellen's big screen behind them. There are also television in front of them so they don't have to look behind them.
"Okay!! Wow. David Beckham or Tom Hanks" Ellen says. Meryl's jaw is now dropped, she didn't knew its this hard to play that game.
"Uhm, ugh. Its awkward to say David because he is a family friend. And Tom, I've worked with him and he is such a great guy. So Tom Hanks" Meryl explained.
The next photo flashes.
"Tom or Johnny Depp" Ellen asks. The crowds are cheering for Johnny. They are shouting his name.
The both of them laughed. "She's the one who's dating him, so shh" Ellen jokes.
"Oh! Johnny Depp. I mean, I've never worked with him but I'm looking forward to." Meryl says.
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"Next is Johnny or Robert Downey Jr. They're kind of look alike" Ellen says.
"Agree. And I'm gonna choose Robert" Meryl says.
"Next is Robert and Chris Evans. Really though choice huh" Ellen says and chuckles. I agree, even me I don't know who to choose.
"Robert Downey"
"Oh, okay. Robert Downey, I mean he is so freaking hot Our next contender is........." Ellen says making the audience laugh. "Channing Tatum"
"Uhmmmmmm, I think I'm gonna stick with Robert" Meryl says.
"Okay! Robert Downey Jr. Divorce your wife and come here!" Ellen jokes. Meryl laugh hysterically, clapping her hands and throwing her head back "But we're not yet finished."
"Robert and Chris" Ellen says, laughing because she remembers something. Meryl laughed too, remembering what she had say about the Hemsworth's brothers. 'I don't know know which was Liam and which one was Chris but I just know that they are both hot as fucking hell" The words she says about a million years ago.
"I take it, I think I already knew the answer. Hemsworth!!" Ellen says and the whole people around there laughed, including Meryl and Ellen.
"WHAT?!" Meryl says after she sees the next guy. Ellen didn't say yet a word and Meryl is pretty confused. "Hemsworth" She continued and rolled eyes. Ellen was just hanging at the behaviour Meryl just express, she was amazed at her. But who doesn't? The bell rang for the multiple time as Ellen announces who won.
"Okay guys, Chris Hemsworth won!" Ellen says and the audience claps their hand.
"That was great" Meryl says.
"The legend herself, Meryl Streep" Ellen says and the break rolls.
After 1 hour ago.
Meryl just got home from Ellen's studio. After a very long and exhausting day. She just want to take a bathe and climb to the bed with her husband.
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"Hi darling" Meryl says as she place her purse to the table. She opened her arms wide to hug him but he didn't hug her back. "Something wrong?" She ask confusingly.
"Shomethingy wrongy?" Pierce mimics her and unwrap her arms around him. "I saw you and Chris Hemsworth!" He says as he walk towards to stairs to head up to their bedroom.
"What the?" Meryl says and laughed. She chased after him and intertwined her fingers to his but he didn't intertwined his. "I'm sorry, okay" Meryl says, staying still and causing Pierce to stop too.
"I have no choice" She continues and flashes a puppy eyes to him. "You're jealous huh"
"Of course I'm jealous. You know, I'm going with you everytime you will be guessing in Ellen" He said making Meryl laugh.
"Come on, Let's take a bath and cuddle till tomorrow"
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