《Peryl in Talkshows》Drinko with Peryl - Jimmy Fallon
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"I'm here with Pierce Brosnan and Meryl Streep!" Jimmy says and the crowd cheers for them.
"Hi everyone" The couple says and smile. They are in this tiny tall table with the drinko board behind them. The table contains three champagne flute glass and glass of Aviation Gin.
"And we're going to play, Drinko" Jimmy says and the band hits their drums. "Drinko? Do you want to explain how this game work?" Jimmy says.
"Yes. But first of all, I'm a big fan of yours Meryl and Pierce. I love you so much" Drinko says with his robotic voice. The audience laugh so as the trio in the stage. "In this game you three will take turn climbing my stairs and dropping one of your colored disk to the drinko board. The disk will go down to the board and will pick you one of my best cocktail combo" Drinko explains, still with his robotic voice. "Such as Blood, Grape Juice, Pickle Juice, Melted Chocolate, Gatorade, Gravy, Whiskey, Apple cider vinegar, Beer, Lemon Juice, Mayonnaise" Drinko dictated and the audience including Meryl and Jimmy laugh when drinko says mayonnaise because they know Pierce really hates the said food.
"That's just great!" Pierce dramatically says and hug Meryl from behind.
"We also have bubble tea" Drinko briefly says.
"Thank you, Drinko" Jimmy says. Jimmy have two red disks, Pierce have two blue disks and Meryl have two pink disks. The trio climb the stairs and drinko starts to make hurting noises, like 'aw', 'ouch', he is also grunting, pretending that he is hurt.
Jimmy is the first one to drop his disk to the left side and it landed to Grape Juice. "That's nice" Jimmy says and dropped the second disk to the middle side and it landed to the Gravy. "What the hell! I thought it is going to be good" Jimmy says and laugh. "You go on Pierce" Jimmy says as he get the two cup.
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Pierce drop a disk too and it landed to Pickle Juice and the other disk drop to the Apple cider vinegar. "Goddamned it!" He shouts and Meryl and Jimmy laughs. He didn't get the mayonnaise but he got apple cider vinegar and pickle juice. Jimmy grabs the light blue cup which contains apple cider vinegar and the dark blue cup which contains pickle juice and put it to the table.
Meryl now drops hers and it landed to Gatorade and the other to the Melted chocolate. "Hmm! Not bad" Meryl says and she grabbed herself the white and yellow cup.
They are all standing in beside the table with the cups assigned to them to drink. They all pour the random food assigned to them to the glass shot and they pour a little amount of aviation gin. Meryl and Jimmy are laughing at Pierce because he have the worst drink.
"Cheers!' Meryl and Jimmy says, they raised the cup and waited for Pierce. "Cheers" Pierce mumbled and they laughed. They drink the glass and Pierce went to the back of left side of the stair because they are instructed that there will be a bowl there, in case they want to spit. Meryl and Jimmy successfully drank their drinks but Pierce not.
"Okay, the last round" Jimmy trailed off "this is the final round" He continues.
"And now, the three of you are going to drop to me at the same time" Drinko says.
The three of them climb the stairs. With Pierce assisting Meryl on the left stair and Jimmy all by himself on the right one. They drop their 1st disk simultaneously. Pierce's disk is on Beer and Bubble tea. His face is beaming because he thinks he can handle that. Jimmy's disk go straight to Blood and Lemon juice and he wears a frown and Meryl's disk falls to black and dark green cup which is mayonnais and whiskey and now she is complaining.
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"Oh God!!!!" She says causing the audience to laugh as she steps the downstairs. Pierce is behind her and he go near her.
"You want to exchange with me?" He says and held her waist as they stepped the tiles.
"You sure?" She asks and now, her face is beaming.
"Sure! I know you can't drink that" He teasingly says. She knows how much he hates mayonnaise. "And doing this, I will get supper laid later" He whispered, making Meryl laugh a little louder. Jimmy didn't notice the two is whispering to each other until she heard Meryl's laugh.
"Would you like to share the joke?" Jimmy asks, putting the cups with disks inside.
"There's nothing to share honey, by the way. Pierce and I will be switching drinks" Meryl announces, pouring the beer and bubble tea on the shot glass and pouring some gin in it. Pierce and Jimmy does excatly the same.
"Bottoms up!!!" They says and raises their shot glass. Meryk quickly drinks her drink and it wasn't too bad. Pierce and Jimmy hesitate but the cword and Meryl says 'drink it' in unison. And they drink it. Pierce messed his face and directed to the back of stairs to puke over the bowl and Meryl laughs. Oh God, how he hated Mayonnaise. Jimmy gulps his drink and proud of himself.
"Guys, Meryl and Pierce in Drinko" Jimmy says.
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