《Peryl in Talkshows》How Pierce pranked Meryl and their child for April Fools - Jimmy Kimmel
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"Hi Meryl and Pierce!!!" Jimmy Kimmel says and and the drum rolls.
"Hi Jimmy" They both says and smiles.
"So, how's your April first?" Jimmy says. Yes, its April the first and happy April fools day! "Have you pranked anyone? Or anyone pranked you?"
"Oh God" Meryl says and sighs and Pierce starts laughing, remembering what happened last night.
"Okay so last night. Our 7 year old girl, Ezra didn't want to sleep" Pierce explains and the crowds cheer when he said their daughter's name. "She is just so cheerful last night and its her past bed time. So I go to the kitchen and find some uncooked macaroni noodle and luckily, I found some. I got back to the living room. My wife was reading a book and Ezra is playing with her toys. I put the noodle in my teeth" Pierce says, opening his mouth to show his perfectly clean teeth. "I put two, the left and right side" He said. "I lay on the floor and call for my daughter, I was like 'Baby, give daddy a massage in back' Yeah cause she always give me massage by walking in my back" He explained and laughed. Meryl is now laughing too. "So she started to step in my back, when she took her first step, I crushed the noodle with my teeth and Meryl and her panicked. Me being an actor, I was acting like my back hurts they thought she broke my bone" He said and giggling hysterically. "Meryl was literally panicking" he said and held his stomach because it now aches. Meryl looks down because of embarrassment. "My daughter started to crying and Meryl is getting her phone. My daughter was like 'dad, Im sorry. I didn't mean it daddy" he says with a childlike tone.
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"My daughter thought she killed her own father" Meryl finally speaks and Jimmy and the audience is still laughing.
"When I saw Meryl is already talking to someone in her phone, I smiled and whispered 'April fools day' Then I explained Ezra that I'm fine and she didn't hurt me. She is just so sweet and she finally goes to sleep" Pierce says finally settled down.
"I was talking to 911 and I don't know how to say that he is just joking. I was like, 'I'm Meryl Streep, can you send an ambulance as soon as possible" Meryl says and playfully slap Pierce's arm.
"What did you do then?" Jimmy asks.
"I hung up the phone and beat the hell out of him" she said jokingly but fiercely that makes them laugh.
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