Life is so crazy. Dave is shooting at me, saying I cheated. He was cool at first until this.

"Mamas open the door." He begged.

"Hell no nigga!" I said looking at my babies.

"Milan. Imma finish you on god!"

"On god." I mocked him back. I grabbed our bags and started packing them. I doubled checked making sure I had everything.

I started the shower hopping in after the water heated up.

I hurried up and clean off today's activities. I got out to brush my teeth soon as I looked up through the mirror Dave was behind giving me a deadly look.

"Thought I was gon get in?"

"Please don't shoot me."

"I am..."

"I love you though."

"I love you too, but you cheated."

I closed my eyes when I felt him press the big ass gun to my temple. He pulled the trigger and I passed out....

"Get your dramatic ass up girllll. A fucking nerf gun." Dave laughed at me before my smacking my lil phat ma.

"Them toy gun hurt nigga!"

"Okay mamas. Put some clothes on so we can go to juicy crab. That's all I'm asking for. Bet you won't cheat in uno nomo."

I rolled my eyes smiling as he picked me up. I put on a simple jogging suit set. Cute and fast. The twins were watching Nick Jr. eating some baby puffers. I brushed my hair in a low ponytail and was ready to go.

Dave grabbed the twins while I grabbed our bags.

The drive was relaxing.

Our lives has been peaceful. No messy as of now. Just focusing on being the best parents we can be. Dave is doing so good with his businesses. He's being an amazing father and an awesome husband. We start wedding planning next week. I feel pure bliss with my future husband and our crazy kids.

We pulled into the restaurant and I did my lil dancy dance. We sat at a table and a waiter came over.

"What can I get you guys to drink?"

"Lemonade and tea. Light ice." I said smiling.

"Let me get water no ice and a beer." Dave spoke.

"Any appetizers?" The waiter asked writing down our drinks. Dave looked at me and I quickly ordered.

"Let me get an order of your chicken wings 12 count and some mozzarella sticks please."

"Are y'all ready to order?" He asked.

"Yes! Can I get a pound of crab legs, a pound of shrimp no heads, 2 lobster tails, corn, sausage, potatoes, and eggs. I want all seasoning and medium spice. Get him the same thing with a side of catfish and fries basket." I said smiling.

The waiter left and Dave laughed at me.

"What?"

"Ordering my food."

"Because you be trying to get kid shit. Fish and fries... NO, you eating seafood boils today."

"Whatever phat mamas, you just want my food too."

"I do! I be so hungry. I blame you!"

"Naw you was eating a house out a home BEFORE me." I said as the food was coming out.

"Shut up, I didn't ask all that!"

"Yeah Ight." He laughed throwing a fry at me.

"We don't waste food nigga!" I said jumping at him.

"So eat it. Bully inviting us for a game night at his house. Shooter and Jalissa gone be there. I told him I wasn't too sure."

"David, I understand what happened a few months ago. That's your brother though and if anything happens to him you'll lose it." I said eating a wing.

"You really defending him?"

"We going so shut up. End of discussion." I said shutting the conversation down.

He smirked at me putting his attention on Sapphire since she kept trying to snatch his food. My girl eat so much, but I still feed her. Sincere was doing his usual mug. My son so mean just like his daddy.

I ate while making small conversation with Dave. He ate the fish and fries meaning it's a whole seafood bag left over. Meaning I got a midnight snackieeee. We paid then headed to target. A bad bitch Christmas decoration shopping. On our way out we ran into Jalissa, the hoe ignored us. Like bye dusty bitch. When we got home Dave bathed the twins and said he'll lay them down. While I heated up "our" seafood. I went to our room and took a quick shower putting on a nightgown after. By time I got comfy and found a movie, Dave was just walking in looking mad.

"What's wrong papa?" I said laughing.

"Your son pissed on me. Sapphire threw up everywhere. I can't with them." He said stripping, heading to the bathroom. I got on Instagram scrolling, TuTu wild ass on live talking his shit.

"What you laughing at phat?" Dave asked coming out the bathroom.

"TuTu on live reading these folk."

"Mhm don't waste that motherfucking sauce on these white sheets." He said grabbing my throat.

"Throat Babyyyyyyyyy." I sung loud.

"Crazy ass." He said kissing my lips smiling.

I got comfortable and laid back against Dave as we watched Coming to America 2.

"I hope we have another mini-me." He whispered in my ear as I dosed off.