Me: I'm backkkkkk

Hanji: About time (female dog)

Sasha: where have you been with out ships

Me: school

Me: anyways today we are doing Jean ships

Jean: Marco Marco and Marco

Marco: oh it love you Jean

Jean: I love you too

Petra: can we start

Levi: (female dog) why you still here 🤨

Eren: yeah let's start

Mikasa: I agree with ereh

Everyone (not me): ITS EREN

Me: Let's start

Me: Jean x Marco

Marco: this is so adorable

Jean: yep that's all

Me: not quite Jean

Eren: you know I have wondered something about Marco forever

Marco: yes eren?

Eren: you now you have freckles on your face

Marco: yeah?

Eren: so does that mean you have freckles like everywhere 😏😏😏

Marco: 😳😳😳

Levi: EREN

Jean: SHUT THE (QUACK) UP

Eren: what it was just a question

Armin: Eren🤣🤣🤣 you don't go around asking people if they have freckles on their private areas 🤣🤣🤣

Eren: Not everyone just Marco

Me: okay moving on

Marco:Please

Jean: but to answer you midget (quacker) yes he does have freckles everywhere 😏

Marco: JEAN

Me: Okay next

Me:Jean x Reiner

Jean: ew isn't he like 20

Eren: omg Jean you ( dumbbutt) we are older than him by 2 years

Jean: HE IS 17

Eren: yep

Jean: oh he looks old

Me: Next

Me: Jean x Mikasa

Jean: okay but this was kind of expecting

Eren: yeah no surprise

Annie: I hate it

Sasha: Ngl I thought they were going to end up together

Hanji: same

Mikasa: ummm No

Me: and that would be the only straight ship of Jean I could find

Eren: (dang) even the Fandom thinks you are gayer than gay

Jean: shut up

Me: please guys we have 3 more

Me:Jean x Armin

Sasha: okay but why is this cute

Hanji: I was thinking that to

Jean: umm this is alright ig

Marco:🤨🤨🤨

Jean: but I choose my relationship 🥰

Marco:😌😌😌

Armin: this is cool ig. My relationship is better tho and I hate how I'm positioned on your leg.

Erwin: but you love it when your Positioned like that on my leg

Armin: Yeah but that is your leg

Erwin: good point

Me: okay Jean x Levi

Eren: STAY AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND

Jean: PLEASE LIKE I WOULD WANT THAT MIDGET

Levi: 😡😡😡

Eren: STOP CALLING HIM A MIDGET HE IS JUST....

Everyone including me not levi: 😯😯😯

Levi: I'm just what Eren 🙃🔪

Eren: beautiful and perfect in every way 😅😅😅

Levi: mhm 🙄🙄🙄

Me: last one for today

Me: Jean x Eren

Eren & Jean: OH (HECK) TO THE (QUACKING) NO NOT THIS AGAIN

Levi: Keep your lips off my boyfriends neck

Jean: TRUST ME CAPTAIN YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANY PART OF ME TOUCHING EREN

Eren: THE END