Me: Okay guys 3 more left we are almost there.

Me: Hello guys

Hanji: hey

Eren: who is today.

Me: Connie

Connie: OH YEAH FINALLY

Sasha: pop of babe

Connie: well no matter who is one there Sasha is my girlbest

Marco: your what?

Jean: it's a sad attempt to mash bestfriend and girlfriend

Marco: he knows he can just say bestfriend or girlfriend since they are a mash of eachother right

Jean: they are both dumb.

Me: anyways let's start

Me: Connie x Sasha

Sasha: Aww babeeee

Connie: sometimes I think you live food more than me

Sasha: fine then I will marry a potato 🥔 😋

Connie: no no no baby I love it

Sasha: 🥰

Eren: wait wait wait ya'll are dating

Jean: NO SH*T SHERLOCK. WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE

Eren: I thought they were like really flirty friends

Sasha: really dude

Eren: oh Sasha you could do way better

Sasha: I know 🥲

Connie:...

Sasha: I'm kidding babe. No eren I can't and I love him.

Connie: 🥰

Me: Anyways next Connie x Eren

Eren: Da*m you talk to someone once hear and you are shipped with them

Connie: we have talked more than once

Eren: not the point I'm trying to make

Levi: 🙂🔪

Connie: ...

Connie: wait captain. I promise you I will never lay a hand on Eren

Marco: How come Levi is reacting this way just now

Jean: probably because Connie is dumb or flirty

Marco: oh

Me: okay before Connie dies Connie x Armin

Erwin: 🙂🔪

Connie: No not you to commander

Armin: why do I look low-key scared or nervous

Connie: people get nervous when they are near me baby boy.

Erwin: 🔪🪓🗡⚔⛓💉🩸

Connie: I Mean Armin

Connie: im sorry commander

Me: Okay Connie x Jean

Jean: ummm

Connie: horse face

Connie: yeah I pass

Jean: MY FACE DOES LOOK LIKE A HORSE

Jean: Baby does my face look like a horse

Marco: At times

Eren: pfftt

Jean: shut it anger issues

Eren: at least I don't look like a horse

Jean: At least I'm not (F- ing) our captain

Eren: At least I didn't turn gay becuase a girl didn't like me

Jean: At least I didn't eat my dad

Eren:...

Hanji: oh Jean why

Levi: that horseface has a death wish

Eren: can we continue please

Everyone - Eren: 😶

Me: ofc last one Connie x Hanji

Connie: 😰😰😰

Hanji: if I can experiment on him

Connie: no no no we are done

Me: Byeeee