But Author-chan! Your stories are always shitty.

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Red was sitting in his room, watching tv. He never bothered to change the channel so he was just watching a random movie.

In the movie, the male and female protagonists were in the park, talking about life and such. The guy leaned in and kissed the girl by surprise. She kissed back and the scene changed to them slamming the door open, while in a heated make-out session. Pretty soon, the movie ended. Red turned off the tv and went downstairs to find his annoying brother.

Papyrus was on the couch with a box of tissues and a blanket. He had been crying from the ending of that movie. He heard footsteps going down the stairs.

"Shit!" he thought. "Sans can't see me like this! Then I wouldn't be 'THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS!!!!!!' I have to clean up and pretend I'm just barely getting home." and he quickly hid his things and opened the front door and went and hid outside. He waited a few minutes before walking back inside.

"SANS! I'M HOME YOU FUCKER!!!"

Red was in the kitchen drinking a bottle of mustard.