《Salty but Sweet- Kei Tsukishima X Black Fem Reader》Salty but sweet
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Mei had taken you to get your nails done and now you were chilling in her hotel room with Yachi , whilst Akiteru took the boys out for some 'quality boy time' in Yamaguchi's words.
"Do you guys want a drink?" Mei asked, "we can put on a soppy movie, order a pizza and some desserts and then get wine drunk?"
You nodded, who would you be to pass up that offer. Yachi nodded too, "I don't drink but I'm down for food and desserts."
"That's great," you said clasping your hands together, "more for Mei and I ....
and a designated driver for me."
Yachi giggled, "course y/n. Just don't get too drunk or I'm calling Kei to pick your ass up."
"Yachi," Mei gasped, "Did you just curse..."
"You know y/n won't listen if I don't," Yachi exclaimed.
"I would..." you began, everyone raised an eyebrow at you. "Damn , damn I get it okay. Now pass me the fucking bottle. Don't look at me like that , it's 10pm somewhere and someone's motherfucking birthday needs celebrating."
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Sometime had passed and Yachi had ordered the pizza, you and Mei had already downed half a bottle of pink gin.
In your defence though it was a sparkly pink gin and was extremely pretty to look at.
Yachi smiled as she walked into the room with pizza. "You guys hungry?" She asked, putting it on the table. You and Mei scrambled towards it. "This shit looks so fucking good," Mei said taking a slice from the box and practically inhaling it. You nodded at her , mimicking her actions as Yachi filmed your tipsy selves.
Once you had finished that pizza , you and Mei foolishly decided to drink more. She turned on Thor ragnarock and brought out a cherry rum and Malibu. "Trust me they are good," she said to you. "They taste like juice."
You poured yourself a cup, and she was right. It did taste like juice.
One cup turned to three, and three cups turned to half a bottle and half a bottle turned to two. Until...
"Y/n! Get down from there, don't bounce on that damn bed!" Yachi yelled. "Mei, stop it. Don't get on there with- MEI!"
You and Mei giggled as you bounced on the hotel bed, "Mei wanna see a trick?" You asked her. She nodded her head, "of course I do!"
You jumped on the bed and attempted to flip off, but it failed and you ended up landing on your arse.
"Y/n, are you okay?" Yachi said rushing up to you. Mei came to check on you too. She gave you a hug and kissed your hand, "you good?" She asked. Her words were a little muffled and slurred from the alcohol. You nodded and she laughed , "silly goose." She said wacking you on the head.
"Yeah, no I'm not dealing with this," Yachi said walking off, she had picked up her phone and walked over to the bathroom.
"Tadashi babe, where are you?" She said into the phone.
"We're at the cafe now , I think we were gonna get some beers later how come?" He said.
"Put Tsuki on the phone... please." She said, as soon as she said this a lot of commotion came from the other end of the phone.
"Yachi, what's the problem?" Kei asked. "Your fucking girlfriend is, what sane person gets drunk at this time... It's barely seven pm."
"Let me guess she told you it's ten o'clock somewhere and she told you that someone's birthday needs celebrating." Kei chuckled. "Yes she did, the absolute flipping idiot... Can you come pick her up?" Yachi pleaded.
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"No problem, how's Mei?" He asked. Yachi just laughed, "pass the phone to your brother please..."
"Oh my god whose at the door, Yachi let me open the door. Pretty please with cherries on top..." You begged. Yachi shook her head , "I'll open it babe don't worry. You and Mei stay here. Make sure not to break anything." Both you and Mei nodded at Yachi like two obedient children , but the second she left you both ran to the bed.
"I can jump higher than you." Mei said climbing on, you shook your head at her. "No I can higher than you." Both yours and Mei's words slurred as you began bouncing on the bed. Disregarding the fact that one of you literally fell off a few hours ago.
Yachi walked back into the room. Kei, Akiteru and Tadashi behind her. "What the fudge, get down right now!" Yachi yelled. You both ignored her and carried on bouncing until Kei caught you mid jump. Akiteru did the same with Mei.
He held you bridal style as he asked softly, "hey y/n why aren't you listening to Yachi?"
"Because I'm an independent woman, I listen to nobody." You said. Kei chuckled, "I know you are shortcake, but your drunk she's trying to keep you safe."
"Nah she's trying to spoil my fun, and so are you." You tried to wriggle out of his arms.
"Okay shortcake we're going home now." He said throwing you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. "No!" You yelled, "Mei save me, he's trying to kidnap me!" You kicked your legs and moved your arms like a kid having a tempter tantrum.
"Kei let go of her," she said from Akiteru's shoulder. He had mimicked his brother's movements and had her over her shoulder. You both held out your arms to each other and Akiteru walked away from Kei, separating the both of you.
"Take her home bro, make sure to give her some food." Tadashi smiled as Kei walked towards the door.
"Will do bro, see you..." Kei said as he left, you still kicked and squirmed as he took you to the car.
"You hungry shortcake ?" He asked, you nodded. "Want me too buy you some food? Or do you want me to cook some?"
"Buy me food, gimme maccies." You yawned, Kei chuckled, "sure shortcake." He took you to the McDonald's drive thru and he got you chicken nuggets, fries and a milkshake.
You ate it in the car as you smiled at him, "I love you hehe," you said slurring your words. He smiled at you, as you ate the food he bought you.
Once you had gotten back to home, you were practically passed out. Kei had to carry you into the apartment and tuck you into bed.
He helped undress you and put him in one of his shirts, he even did your little skin care routine on you and put your hair in a bonnet. Once you had dozed off , Kei flopped onto the bed and fell asleep too. He was extremely tired today was a busy day for him...
You woke up to a paracetamol on the side table next to you , with a glass of water. For some reason Tsukishima wasn't asleep beside you, but he had left a note...
Hey shortcake, I've just gone out to get you some breakfast. Pain au chocolat , your favourite. Don't miss me too much, I'll be back soon...
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P.s Don't touch my green smoothie in the fridge or we will throw hands!
Kei xx
You chuckled at the note he had left you, "what an idiot." You thought as you climbed out of bed to drink his smoothie.
"Where the fuck is this smoothie," you sighed searching the fridge until you found another note.
"Shortcake, your such a fat ass. I brought my smoothie with me , just in case you'd pull shit like this."
You chuckled this man knew you well. Just as you finished reading the note, Kei had came back, a mocha in one hand and pain au chocolate in the other. He smiled at you as you ran up to him and took the food from him.
His smile faded and turned into a frown, "what? No welcome back kiss?" He sighed, you laughed at his childlike mannerisms and gave him a hug and a kiss.
"Thanks Kei,"you beamed taking a sip of your mocha. "I was going to get you hot chocolate but I knew you needed coffee," he said. You nodded, "you know me too well."
"Yup, that's why I caught you red handed trying to steal my smoothie." He smirked, you rolled your eyes at him. "I don't know what you mean?" You innocently spoke.
"Oh you don't?" He said. You shook your head throwing away the piece of crumpled paper. Tsukishima instantly ran up to it and read it.
"Y/n, you little liar..." He chuckled, "Do I have to punish you or something."
"Please do," you said raising an eyebrow at him. You saw a mischievous twinkle in his eye and ultimately regretted what you said, he walked towards you and picked you up as if you weighed nothing.
"Where are you taking me?" You asked. "Where do you think," he said smacking your ass. "Naughty girls get punished."
"Kei, I'm sorr-"
"Ah, sorry won't cut it," he cut you off. He threw you on the bed, his lips came crashing down on yours. He then went further down, to your neck sucking and nibbling as if he was marking his territory. Whilst doing this he was in the process of removing your shirt, his lips then moved further down, leaving marks on both tits. He went further and further until...
"Kei why did you stop?" You asked, you were pulsing down there. Squeezing your thighs together in attempt to feel something. Tsukishima spread your legs apart, you smiled thinking that you'd get some action, but he just looked at you. An evil grin plastered on his face...
"This is your punishment shortcake," he winked at you.
"I'm gonna have a shower," he said getting up. You watched him walk into the bathroom as if nothing happened and you shook your head.
You grabbed a towel and removed your clothes, following him into the bathroom...
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You and Kei came out of the shower, you felt as fresh as ever...
"Y/n, let's go for a walk before our date tonight." Kei said, "we're going on a date ?" You asked, "since uh when?"
"Since uh now. Come on put something on so we can go on our walk..." He said, you laughed and put on his joggers with one of his hoodies. Kei loved seeing you in his clothes for some reason, he just thought you pulled them off in a way no one else could. Maybe it was because you were his girlfriend? Maybe it was because he loved you more than anyone he had ever loved in his entire life... including his mum. He could never put his finger on it, but he knew for sure that he loved you with his whole heart.
"So where we walking?" You asked, Tsukishima smiled- "Ukai's I'm craving some of their meat buns."
"Lead the way babe," you said. He grabbed your hand interlacing his fingers with yours.
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"Hi coach," Kei said entering the shop, there he was greeted by Ukai and many other of his former teammates. "What the fuck are the rest of you doing here?"
"We heard from Yachi and yams that you guys were back in town , so we wanted to say hi..." Daichi said, "Yams told us you were coming here today and since Hinata and kageyama are in town for the game. We thought it would be like one big reunion."
"Yamaguchi."
"Sorry Tsuki..."
"I'm just here to see y/n," Suga said. "Sorry Kei , Shoyo and Tobio..."
Kageyama looked low-key offended at the statement, "I'm kidding don't worry Kageyama." He chuckled.
"Meat buns on me..." Ukai called tossing everyone a meat bun. Nishonoya and Suga pulled you to the side, "so has he put a ring on it yet?" Noya asked, you shook your head. They both sighed in frustration, "no way my boy Tanaka managed to put a ring on it before Kei. That's actually just sad..." Suga joked, "so anyways y/n how have you been. I've missed you."
"Good, how are you? Still a slut I presume..." You laughed. Suga shook his head, "I'm not a whore, I just don't see the need to settle down yet..." You laughed, "that pretty boy facade isn't fooling me. You're a little heart breaker Koushi."
He rolled his eyes at you, "I'm leaving this conversation to go somewhere I'm appreciated." He huffed, "okay you do you boo!" You called after him.
Yachi came up to you, and all the first years followed behind her. "So you guys excited for your game?" You asked Hinata and Kageyama.
"Sure am, I'm gonna beat Tobio this time." Hinata exclaimed, "In your dreams Shoyo." Kageyama laughed. They started bickering amongst themselves and Yachi nudged you. "Believe it or not, they were exactly like this in high school." You giggled, "oh trust me I believe it. The shit Kei has told me about them two is insane."
"Hold up..." Hinata said, "Tsukishima talks about us? Tsukishima loves us?"
"Of course he does," you exclaimed.
"I do not." He stated.
"He does."
"Whatever."
"I knew deep down in that ugly heart of his, he cared for us." Hinata said, everyone laughed.
"Y/n are you coming to the game?" Kageyama asked, "I think so." You smiled, "Atsumu is playing so me and Ariana thought it would be a good time to catch up."
"Ariana? Whose that? His sister?" Kageyama asked. "No idiot," Hinata bonked him on the head, "that's his wife."
"Wife? That idiot's married?" Kageyama questioned, "who would be stupid enough to marry that thing."
"Ariana, I guess." You laughed.
"Holy shit, do you mean Ariana, Ojiro's little sister." Daichi said coming over. You nodded your head, "damn I've had a crush on her since she started modelling. Can you introduce me..."
"She has a husband Daichi," you laughed. "No that's fine, I have a girlfriend. I just wanna meet her, like a celebrity crush type thing." He begged.
"Okay fi-"
"Why can't I introduce you two, I'm friends with her too. I can do it." Hinata said, "I don't care who does it. Just do it." Daichi stated.
You laughed at Hinata, "you can do it."
"Thanks y/n."
Tsukishima then grabbed your arm and pulled you aside. "Shortcake, you didn't have to agree," he said.
"It's no problem, Ari loves meeting new people." You smiled, Tsukishima took you outside of Ukai's shop. The sun was just about to set and the sky was a mix of pretty colours.
Orange , pink, yellow and blue enveloped the pretty scenery around you. The clouds moved slowly , it was very picturesque. The street outside the shop was empty and quiet , it was like the world had stopped moving just for you.
"Shortca-" Tsukishima stopped himself, "I mean y/n. Y/n L/n. I love you very much, and all though I may struggle to show it sometimes. I will always love you... You make me happy and sad , you piss me off. You, well you know...
You're the best and worst person in my life, you have helped me through so much and in the future will help me with so much more. Same with me, I want to help you and continue helping you as I have been doing. I-"
You began to tear up as you watched Tsukishima get down on one knee, "will you marry me..." He was finally proposing and your heart began to flutter. You have been waiting for this moment for God knows how many years 3? 4? You were-
He pulled out a ring pop and started laughing like a fucking hooligan.
"Kei I hate you," you whined. "I thought you were actually proposing for a second."
"Who said I wasn't, isn't this the place we first said I love you too each other."
You didn't realise it at first but he was right, you were sat at the very curb he first said I love you and you said it back. You rolled your eyes at him. "I guess your smarter than you seem, pass me that damn ring pop." He slid it onto your ring finger and gave you a kiss."
As you and Kei walked back into the shop, you noticed everyone was acting weird.
"Were you guys spying on us?" Tsukishima said rolling his eyes. "Nope," Hinata said, but it was pretty obvious because Yachi and Nishinoya both looked like they had been slapped across the face. Their mouths wide open in shock. As soon as it processed they ran up to you and congratulated you.
Tsukishima walked over to Suga and said smugly , "guess who put a ring on it..." Suga laughed. "Yeah I can see you waisted no expense." Tsuki laughed along with him. The two of them coversed , whilst you , Yachi and Noya talked about the ring. Well lack of ring since you had basically eaten it all.
"Y/n, you were meant to save that" Yachi scolded.
"No bitch, I'm hungry the fuck? His fault for not getting me a proper ring."
"Truer words have never been spoken." Noya said.
"Congrats y/n," Kiyoko said.
"You too babe," you smiled giving her a hug.
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The day of the game, you and Tsukishima arrived to the stadium together but went your separate ways as soon as you found your friends. Yamaguchi, Yachi and Tsukishima were sat together and you were sat with Ariana in the vip stands. Mei sat with Akiteru and some of his high school friends, for some weird reason she got on strangely well with Tanaka's older sister.
Just before the game started, you and Hinata introduced Daichi to Ariana, it was extremely hilarious to see him as flustered as he was. His ears turned pink and his voice was a little deeper than usual. She gave him her autograph and number, "just text me when you wanna hang out with me and Tsumu okay?" She called. He nodded as he went back to his seat.
"Poor boy," she chuckled, "but have you seen them thighs almost as meaty as Tsumu's."
"Girl you've got a husband." You said wacking her.
"And eyes, anyone with eyes can see how ripped and delicious that man is." She laughed. "Anyways the game is about to start."
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Everytime Atsumu made a service ace or a shot, he made a little heart with his fingers and looked at Ariana. At this point in time not many people knew he was married so alot of his fan girls in the crowd thought it was for them.
"These fan girlies are pissing me off, after the game this man better make out with me infront of all of them. If not I'll do it myself claiming tertiary and shit. Only if they win though." Ariana muttered.
"Babe chill it's not that deep, he loves you." You giggled. "Yeah , yeah whatever.." she said.
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Once the game was over, you and Kei met back up, "I wanna take you somewhere." He said.
You had a dress on, (one of Mei's) and your makeup was good too since you were in the vip area and you had to look important.
"Okay where are we going?" You asked getting into the car.
"You'll see," he said as he put the key into the ignition.
You were in the car for quite a long time, until he finally came to a stop. It was dark out but you were pretty sure you could recognise the roads. It seemed like you were in Tokyo, near your old apartment with Yachi.
Tsukishima blindfolded you as you walked out of the car and into a building. He sat you down at what felt like a booth and unveiled you.
You took in your surroundings and to your surprise it was the cafe you first met at. There was a milkshake and a strawberry shortcake infront of you and a coffee and a strawberry shortcake infront of him.
There was also something extra....
A haribo ring with a note saying
Will you marry me...
You looked at Kei, who was knelt on the floor with a diamond ring.
"Shortcake, will you make me the happiest man alive and marry me..." he smiled. You nodded your head, tears streaming out of your eyes. It's not even like he did much, it was simple just like him, but it made you the happiest woman alive. He slid the diamond ring onto your ring finger and the haribo ring on the ring finger on the opposite hand. His hands were shaking whilst he did this, you looked up at him and tears were forming in his eyes.
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