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"Tom! Let me fricking win!"-Harry whined as they continued playing game of Uno.

"Nope I love this game, thanks to Y/n-" -Tom

"Mama!" -Harry

"...As I was saying, thanks to her I know the knowledge of games and how fun they are, 4+" -Tom puts a card down.

"...FRICK THIS!" -Harry yeets the cards everywhere.

"Oh dear Merlin who taught you to curse?!" -Tom

"..." -Harry deadpanned at him.

"..Oh right Y/n unintentionally does" -Tom

"It's mom! or Mama!" -Harry pouted.

"It will take time- Oh look an owl!" -Tom pointed to the open window where an owl was sitting with a letter in its beak.

"Ohh pretty! Thank you!" -Harry takes the letter and pets the owl while reading the letter.

"" -Harry

"That's a sussy letter" -Tom

"" -Harry

"How the hell did they figure out? Also found? You are here legally...you are right?" -Tom asked as Harry glared at him.

"So this letter is to ensure your safety. Again we hope you get this letter and meet me soon" -Harry

"Okay Harry that's a 100% imposter sussy letter put it away, that's a pedophile" -Tom

"It's not a pedo! ...Wait Wha-" -Harry didn't get to finish before he got teleported somewhere.

"WAIT NO HARRY-" -Tom stared at the dumbfounded owl where Harry was before "FUCK THAT WAS DEFINITELY DUMBLEDORE"

"TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE! NO CUSSING IN FRONT OF THE Child..." -Y/n barged into the room holding a spatula scaring the owl.

"Y/N! DUMBLEDORE SENT A PORTKEY AND HARRY ACCIDENTALLY READ IT! I AM SORRY!" -Tom

"...Who brought the portkey?" -Y/n asked in cold voice.

"The owl!" -Tom pointed at owl who looked offended.

"Hoot-Hoot! HOOT!!" -Owl hooted at Y/n before getting grabbed by Y/n.

"Now listen here you furry flying piece of shit, you better tell me where your sender is, before I turn you into KFC dinner tonight" -Y/n said confusing Tom and the owl.

"What's KFC?" -Tom

"A fast food branch famous who cooks birds" -Y/n grinned evilly as the owl got scared and tried to fly away.

"I am glad to be a ghost cause I don't wanna or eat a KFC dinner" -Tom

"HOOT HOOT!" -Owl

"I don't care tell me where my child is" -Y/n

"HOOT HOOT!" -Owl

"What do you mean you didn't know?!" -Y/n

"HOOT HOOT HOOT! HOOT hooot!" -Owl seemed to be...crying?

"Listen, I don't give two fucks whether you didn't know it was portkey or not, all I know is, give me location or you are going into the hot boiling oil pot shaped bathtub naked when I rip out your feathers" -Y/n said giving owl the trauma and making Tom shiver.

"HOOT HOOT hoooot! HOOOOOO!" -Owl said as Y/n dropped him out of window.

"Get out and never come back if you have a letter from that dumb goat beard ass motherfucking bitch" -Y/n said as owl yeeted the fuck out of there.

"...Did you just had a conversation with an owl?" -Tom

"Owl said he came from Hogwarts. Tom do your ghostly thing go to Harry make sure he's safe from Dumbledore and others, he got teleported to Hogwarts" -Y/n

"Okay...you do know the Hogwarts magic border might not let you in" - Tom

"Yeah but I am going anyways, I have a plan" -Y/n smiles before transforming into a phoenix and flashing away.

"... and she's a phoenix of course!" -Tom said before concentrating on Harry's scar and fading away.

"Ow that hurt!" -Harry exclaimed as he fell on his butt on floor in middle of an office.

"Ah my boy! It worked!" -Harry looked up horrified as he is facing Albus Dumbledore, Minerva Mcgonagall and Severus Snape.

"Oh dear Harry you have grown so much" -Minerva

"H-Hi" -Harry

"Potter..I am glad you are okay " -Severus said with a straight bitch face.

"Come on Harry dear boy, tell us who took you so we can get you back to Dursleys" -Dumbledore said making Harry stiffen.

"NO! DURSLEYS ARE BAD EXCEPT DUDLEY! I WONT GO THERE!" -Harry ran to the door but it was locked.

"Albus" -Minerva

"Don't mind him Minerva he's a kid" -Dumbledore

"He might be a kid but at same time, kids don't lie" -Severus

"Shut up Severus,now Harry let's go through the floo and back to your uncle and aunt" -Dumbledore

"No! They hurted me, put me in cupboard for years and hit me whenever I did something wrong! If it wasnt for Mama I would have died!" -Harry said shocking the 2 teachers but not headmaster.

"Harry! Don't worry mom is coming, stop panicking and remember I am a ghost!" -Tom appeared beside Harry calming him down.

"Harry stop with your-" -Dumbledore

"Albus wait I told you they will be bad you obviously didn't listen!" -Minerva

"Minerva he's a kid-" -Dumbledore

"And he looks traumatized! I am saying again, we should talk with his current guardian and see if she is good for her! It might be Lily herself!" -Minerva

"You know she is-" -Dumbledore

"Yes but magic makes miracle happen! Who knows it might be-" -Minerva

The two continued arguing while Severus was just staring at Harry who was desperately trying to get out. He walks upto him quietly.

"What are you doing?" -Severus

"Trying to escape through window! Mama told me , if doors don't work, windows does!" -Harry said as he started stacking books.

"You aren't afraid of me?" -Severus

"Well Mama also told me about you Sir Snape. She told me you may look like a bad guy but you are a good one" -Harry looked over to Tom who was just nodding and enjoying the argument.

"Oh...how does your mother look like?" -Severus asked nervously.

"She has red hair with (h/c) highlights, one green and one (e/c) and she looks like my original mama!" -Harry answered happily as Severus froze.

"...Is her name Y/n?" -Severus said as Tom and Harry recreated the shocked Pikachu meme.

"Yes! How do you know?!" -Harry

"..Lily told me about her... I even saw some photos" -Severus flashed a rare smile.

"Oh my fucking Merlin, he smiled" -Tom

"That's cute!" -Harry

"I am never gonna obliviate this memory"-Tom

"I have a plan, I will open the door, you run into Great hall. I believe you have a plan to summon your mother here" -Severus used his wand secretly to open the door.

"Aye aye captain!" -Harry saluted before running out with Tom following behind.

"And maybe I can take care of little Harry isn't that right?" -Minerva

"..My boy?" -Dumbledore looked around.

"Severus where is he?!" -Minerva

"He ran out of door" -Severus

"And why didn't you stop him?!" -Dumbledore

"There was a magic barrier here I couldn't get near him" -Severus

"Amazing accidental magic at such young age" -Minerva

"We have to catch him, let's go!" -Dumbledore took out his wand and walked into their direction.

"I got so many secrets from that argument" -Tom

"And we didn't need to pretend we weren't listening" -Harry

"Come on this way Harry" -Tom lead Harry towards great hall it opens with a loud bang.

"..." -Students in hall

"OMG ITS HARRY!"

"IS THE LILY GHOST HERE?!"

"WHY IS HE HERE?!"

"Aw he's adorable!"

"I know right!"

The doors open again with Dumbledore, Minerva and Snape in tow.

"Harry my boy come here!" -Dumbledore

"You aren't getting near him!" -Minerva

"Professor Snape whats happening?" -Slytherin student

"Dumbledore is being a pedophile and Minerva is protective" Snape said sipping his wine from goblet.

"Where did he get that from?-" -Tom

"PEDOPHILE?!" -Slytherin student said loudly and everyone heard.

"PEDO?!" -Students

"Wait no children-" -Dumbledore

"EVERYONE AWAY FROM HIM!" -Head boys, Head girls and prefects.

"I can't believe him!"

"Mom come pick me up I am scared!"

"Why are we running? WHY ARE WE RUNNING?!"

"What's a pedo?"

"Children!" -Dumbledore

"YOU DESERVE THIS ALBUS!" -Minerva

"Oh heck with it!" -Dumbledore walks towards Harry.

"What do I do?!" -Harry looked at Tom.

"Did mom give you something?!" -Tom

"Yes I remember now! Thank you!" -Harry took out a vial of blood before throwing it on floor and spilling it bringing silence to the hall.

"Did he just...break glass?"

"That's what u notice and not the blood?"

"Harry dear stop being childish" -Dumbledore

"It's not his fault!" -Minerva

"...Why is that thing bubbling?" -Severus caught everyone's attention to the blood puddle before a red blood figured started forming.

"WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?!"

"SOMEBODY SAVE US!"

"IT'S BLOODY MARY!"

"WHO IS SHE?!"

"AHHHHHHH"

"Stay away from my child!" -The blood figure tranformed into Y/n. Before anyone can gasp in a blind of an eye Y/n grabbed Harry into her arms and summoned tons of red Obi belts.

"How dare you try and take my child?!" -Y/n said angrily scaring everyone.

"...ITS LILY POTTER!"

"Oh my Merlin" -Dumbledore

"Oh Merlin.." -Minerva fainted.

"..." -Severus was too stunned to speak and dropped his wine globet.

"...I think you broke them mom" -Tom

"Mama! Thank you for coming!" -Harry hugged Y/n who hugged back.

"Of course I would sunshine" -Y/n smiled

"Oh okay that's how it is, ignore the chaos and now my commentary" -Tom

"Tom you are literal ghost my child" -Y/n

"...Oh yeah" -Tom

"Lily?" -Severus stepped closer to Y/n

"Ah shit" -Y/n

"Bad word!" -Harry