| Lorelei

"Oh no, you're curious? I should probably hang up then."

"Haha."

"I know that this might shock you, but I simply just pick up the phone."

"Odd, right?"

"Hey! I should be the one saying that."

"Fine. I only work in the store on Wednesday's and Friday's, which is really peculiar because you also call me on those days too. I guess it's just fate?"

"Exactly. Our fate is just like Romeo and Juliet's."

"You idiot. They die at the end."

"Make love?"

"I really need to find a better job."