"Bailey, I actually hate you." Ryan said to me, walking into our college math class. "Did you hack my tumblr account?" I said, developing a brief cold sweat. "NO! I SAW YOUR INSTAGRAM!" I started laughing. "I know you're jealous of my dog but that's no reason to hate me." I laughed, remembering my 3 most recent posts. "Fuck you Bailey. You know what I'm talking about." I started snorting. "What makes you think posting sneak pictures of me and is Max okay?" Ryan was mad but Ryan is the kind of person who doesn't actually know how to get mad so I only laughed harder. "You've never gotten mad at me doing it before." I pointed out to my dearest friend. "We were kissing!" "Don't kiss in the hallway." I said plainly. "You know what Bailey... Just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong." Ryan scolded me.

These updates are really short because this book is a joke lool