《Seventeen One-Shots》REVISED (2) °Hoshi°
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You sat in the library, typing a paper on your personal laptop. You finished typing it up but didn't want to go back to class. You turned your VPN on and logged into a chat room you were in and proceeded to look for clothes online
You got a message from your best friend, Soonyoung.
S-Get offline!
Y- Why should I?
S- You should be in class! Not on the computer!
Y- I'm working on class stuff.
S- No you aren't. You're looking at dresses.
Y- How'd you know that? -_-
S- Look behind you. lol
You turned around and Soonyoung waved at you.
S- Go for the green ombre one. It's really pretty.
Y- Go away.
S- That's rude.
You rolled your eyes and motioned for him to come over. He sat with you and looked at your screen. "Any reason why we're skipping class to look at dresses?" "I have a formal dinner coming up and I really hate school." "You mean your parents have a formal dinner that they are being forced to drag you along?" "Butt hole." You hit him in the arm. "What's the formal dinner for?" "My dad got a new job and it's how his boss wants to welcome him to the company. I actually don't want to go but mom said she won't let me take theatre anymore if I don't go...so I need to find a dress and a stupid date." You groaned. "That's gonna be hard. Who'd wanna be seen in public with you?" He joked.
You looked at him in disbelief. "I'm gonna cry. You are so mean." You pouted. "Oh come on. You know I was just kidding. I can name 5 dudes who'd wanna date you." "I don't believe that."
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Soonyoung accepted your challenge and proceeded to name names.
"Woozi." "I'm taller than him." "Everyone is. Jeonghan." "He's prettier than me." "Jun." "He's to....to Jun." "Seungchol." You laughed a little. "We're cousins." "Okay...So I could name 4. Most girls get excited when I say Seungchol wants to date them so I figured it'd work for you too. I am sorry for suggesting him." "It's fine. You said you could name 5. You only named 4."
"You might not like the 5th one. " "I didn't like the first 4." Soonyoung took your laptop from you and clicked on a few things. He then pulled out a credit card. "What are you doing?" "Ordering porn...what do you think I'm doing." He joked. He gave you your laptop back and you noticed he ordered a really pretty dress. He got up and left.
Your phone buzzed and you got a text from Soonyoung
S-I'm the 5th guy. Can I take you to the dinner?
Y-You're kidding right?
S-I've liked you since we were 12. I'm tired of the friendzone. Let me take you to dinner.
Y- Okay.
S- Does that mean you'll be my girlfriend?
Y- Sure
S- Awesome. Can you bring me my credit card at lunch? I kinda left it.
Y-Can I copy the number?
S-If it means I get my card back then sure.
I love reading my old work and laughing at my own lame jokes. That statement isn't exactly relevant to this specific chapter but still lol.
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