"Socks I just don't understand, how could you mistakenly get THIS!?" Meme gestured to the baby in Oof's arms who was wearing a pink poodle jumper with light blue booties and soft yellow gloves. Socks laughed nervously and scratched his head "Ehhh, I might have grabbed it without thinking…"

Oof laughed as Oompa and Woolfster fought over what movie to watch "Hey tough boys wear pink for a living Meme! If anything this will give the kid a good impression on a macho man like me" he smirked.

Tbh fiddled with his sleeve "Why didn't you get him a flower crown while you were at it Socks?" He snickered as Joocie rolled his eyes.

"At least he would get some flowers" He said with a soft huff and crossed his arms.

Tbh jumped and turned around "Wha-Hey hey! A-are you jealous? This little tyke is a baby after all so it would make sense that he would get way more attention than you!" Joocie groaned softly and got up "It doesn't help that you don't even pay attention to me at all!" He walked into the kitchen as Tbh was left dumbfounded. "H-Hey are you mad-!?"

"I am just fine, Honest!" The Juiceman replied from the kitchen.

Tbh scratched his head "B-But you sound mad!"

Oof snickered and let out a whistle "Damn Tbh you can't catch a break tonight!" Tbh glared at him "What does that mean!? I just said I'm paying more attention to a baby than to him and that the baby would look cute in a flower crown, I might as well get him one! What is there for him to be upset about!?"

Tbvg sighed and shook his head as Blaza spun a coin "Dumbass.." He muttered under his breath.

Oompa set down the remote, letting Woolfster have control over the box TV as he looked over at Tbh "You're saying you would buy more gifts for a baby you barely even know and spend more time over at Laffs with the baby instead of spending time with your boyfriend and showering him with gifts." He rolled his eyes "This happens at least two times every month and yet each time you can't comprehend when it happens."

Tbh sat silent for a few minutes before letting out a quiet "oh", which in turn caused Oof to break down in a fit of giggles.

In the kitchen, Laff was heating some water to warm up a baby bottle of formula on the stove as Dino was beside him, watching the temperature for him.

Joocie suddenly stumbled into the kitchen, covering his mouth as small quiet sobs escaped his throat. Laff instantly looked over and frowned "Oh Joocie mate.." He glanced at Dino and motioned towards Joocie. Dino jumped slightly and ran over to Joocie, taking his arm and pulling Joocie closer to Laff before hugging his side.

The elder British man reached over and took Joocie's hand, holding it firmly in his own as he gave Joocie's hand a reaffirming squeeze; "it's okay mate, everything is going to be okay."

Joocie took in a sharp, shuddering wheeze as he choked out a sob "f-fuck Laff...I-I've been with Tbh f-for 4 m-months and h-he hasn't changed-! H-he's so insensitive-and selfish-!" He let out a gross sob as he covered his face with his free hand. Dino tightened his hold on Joocie and nuzzled into his side, humming a nursery rhyme he recalled as he rubbed Joocie's back tenderly, feeling the younger British man's chest heave with every sob and sniffle.

Laff reached behind him and pulled out an old dish towel, unfolding it and gently wiping away Joocie's tears "hey now, now there come-it's okay." He rubbed Joocie's hand gently with his thumb "You two are young and this is your first relationship; right mate?" Laff spoke quietly and sweetly.

Joocie hiccupped and nodded quietly as Laff smiled softly. "Well now, you and Honest have a long way to go from here. This is his first relationship as much as yours, he might need a little extra time figuring out how to...well, "be" the perfect boyfriend you deserve."

Joocie sniffed harshly and looked at Laff with tear-filled eyes and a quivering lip.

Laff smiled warmly and squeezed his hand to reassure him "I promise; he will learn, he will change, and dagnabbit he will treasure you like the biggest diamond the entire world has ever been graced with."

Dino nodded softly, rubbing Joocie's side gently as he felt him tremble in his grasp.

Laff chuckled quietly and gently pried his hand away, opening his arms up for a hug "C'mere mate." He was instantly met with Joocie throwing himself into Laff's arms, sobbing softly in his chest. Laff smiled softly and wrapped his arms around Joocie and Dino.

Dino sniffled softly and rubbed his eyes "d-damn Joocie Y-you're making me cry.."

"Shhh, both of you lads, it's all going to be okay." Laff smiled warmly and rubbed Dino's back gently. He held the two close and started humming quietly, closing his eyes as he slowly felt the two relax in his embrace.

He felt Joocie quietly laugh in his arms as he rubbed his nose and sniffled, looking up "a-and you were worried about being a dad L-Laff.." He hiccupped softly and patted Laffs back, smiling sadly. Laff laughed quietly as he heard the water boil over on the stove.

Too hot, whoops.

Laff quickly pulled himself away and pulled the water off the burner to have it cool off. He waited a few minutes before placing the bottle in the water to warm it up.

The doorbell rang through the apartment as Blaza cheered happily from the living room "Food time! I am starved!" Joocie hiccupped softly as Dino rubbed his arm gently to console him. The timer beeps on Laff's watch as he quickly pulls the bottle out of the water, motioning Joocie and Dino to follow him back into the living room.

Blaza was setting down the pizza boxes on the coffee table in the middle of the living room as Laff took his seat on the couch next to Oof. The twister man beside him handed the baby back over as Laff cradled him in his arms with a soft smile “You’ve been so quiet and behaved lad, I’ll bet you are starving no doubt.” He softly chuckled as he held the bottle for the baby. “Well mate, you are gonna have a much better life with us, that much I promise.”

The baby almost instantly latched onto the bottle, drinking the milk rather quickly as Laff pulled the bottle away on reflex “E-Easy lad! Easy! It’s not going anywhere-! Don’t drink it so fast, you don’t want to choke..”

Oof chuckled softly as he smiled warmly. He glanced over at Tbvg who was eating one of the slices of pizza and blushed softly.

“Hm?” Tbvg looked over at Oof as the other blushed deeply and quickly looked away. -...strange..- Tbvg glanced away while taking off his hat. He let out a soft sigh as he blushed softly -yet he’s cute at the same time…-

Woolfster sat down on a spot on the floor as Dino came over, clearing his throat “Um, Furry? That was my spot.” He sat down and tried to shove Woolfster away. Woolfster laughed “Um, I’m not a furry, Furry. And this is my spot!” He easily pushed Dino onto his back and sat back down. Dino groaned and quickly got back up “But that’s my spot! I called it from the kitchen!” Woolfsters tail fluffed up in anger “Hey I am younger than you! So I deserve this spot more than you!” Dino whined softly and turned to the spaceman in the burgundy armchair “Socks!”

Socks waved his hand “Hey No don’t drag me into this you furries.”

“BUT I AM NOT A FURRY!” Both Woolfster and Dino glared at each other “But you’re the furry! Stop copying me!” The two turned to Laff “LAFF!”

Laff jumped slightly and looked up “H-Huh?” He shook his head “You two stop fighting please..” He looked at them again “Woolf sat there first, Dino you can pull one of the chairs from the dining table if you need a spot.”

Dino let out a small laugh as he got up “I get a chair Furry!” he sprinted to the kitchen as Woolfster shrugged.

Oompa looked at Woolfster “Can’t you two just admit you’re both furries?”

Woolfster let out a laugh “When hell freezes over I’ll admit it! But that will never happen!” Oompa rolled his eyes and laughed softly “Alright then..” He grabbed the remote and turned up the volume on the box TV as Meme walked in with Dino; who was carrying a chair.

Meme walked over to Socks and cleared his throat, scratching his head “H-Hey um…” Socks looked at him “...I-Is this seat taken..?” Meme glanced away blushing softly.

Socks blushed and cleared his throat “Well, I am sitting down in it..” He scratched his head and smiled warmly “But...I wouldn’t mind sharing it with you.” Meme giggled and sat on the arm of the armchair “Thanks Socks~” He smiled happily as Socks offered him a plate.

Oof looked over and laughed “Hey at least SOMEONE'S relationship is going right!”

Laff glared at him and pinched his arm.

Oof yelped “Ow-! What-” Laff put a hand up then put a finger to his mouth “shh, enough Oof.” He held the bottle again “Honestly mate I’m sick of you lads fighting for no reason, let Honest and Joocie repair their relationship without you trying to start up a riot.” Oof went to retaliate and huffed softly, crossing his arms “okay…”

Speaking of the two, Joocie was hanging out in the back of the living room, holding himself as he sniffled quietly.

Tbh watched him from the other side and groaned quietly, pulling down his hood and smoothed out his hair. He took a breath and walked over, clearing his throat “U-Um, Joocie?” Joocie flinched and took a step back as Tbh tensed up “H-hey it’s okay, I-I just want to…” he sighed and whispered under his breath “fuck this is hard…”

Joocie rubbed his eyes “W-What do you want Honest?”

Tbh scratched his throat “C-can we talk..? I-In private…?”

Joocie frowned and looked away “I-I’ve heard that before..”

Tbh jumped slightly and reached over involuntarily, grabbing Joocie’s hand and catching him off guard “I-It's different this time! I-I promise j-just please-” he stopped himself and spoke softer “p-please, c-can we just talk…?” Joocie was tense in his grasp as he eventually forced himself to look at Tbh “...j-just to talk..?” Tbh nodded softly.

Taking in a soft breath, Joocie nodded softly and pulled his hand away from Tbh’s hand “o-okay..i-in the kitchen..” He walked to the kitchen as Tbh followed behind quickly.

Laff glanced at the two and watched them go into the kitchen before looking at Oompa. “Caleb.”

Oompa looked at Laff as he nodded his head towards the kitchen. Oompa nodded and got up, walking towards the kitchen. Oof huffed softly as Laff looked at him “yeah CALEB can interfere with their conversations?” Laff smiled nervously “No, no not really. I just want him to make sure the two don’t start a scrap..”

Blaza stood up and smiled “The two will be fine! I’m sure of that! Joocie and Tbh have been best friends since we all met!” He sat beside Laff and Oof “I’m sure they will patch things up!”

Oof sat up and looked at him “Well Blaza, I haven’t seen you in this high spirits in a while. I thought you would-”

Dino jumped out of his chair “OOF OOF NO NO! onDay't emindray imhay ofway ishay ushcray onway Tbh!” (You translate this right, you get a cookie :>).

Oof groaned “Dino I told you I don’t understand that language!”

But Laff knew, it was best Blaza wasn’t reminded. Thankfully Dino stepped in before Oof could continue, no one needed any more drama tonight. Snapping him out of his thoughts, the baby in his arms started fussing softly as he nudged the now empty bottle away. Laff looked down and set the bottle down “hey there lad, what’s wrong?”

The baby kept fussing as Laff adjusted how he was holding him so he could rub his back.

Tbvg smiled warmly as he looked over “The baby is really cute Laff.” He chuckled “But I think you do need to name him, can’t call him ‘the baby’ all his life.”

Meme instantly looked at Laff “NO NAME HIM DA BABY LAFF HE WOULD HAVE THE SICKEST NAME EVER!”

Laff cringed slightly “Uhhh, I-I uh don’t feel comfortable calling him that mate…” He pats the baby’s back gently “I was thinking of a more normal name like Silas or Thaddeus.” Woolfster looked at him “Uh...but have you heard OUR names, Laff? The baby should have a unique name!”

Socks wiped off his mouth and nodded “Mn-! I agree! He should have a unique name like Pelo or Dixon or Nadwe. But uh, of course not as stupid as any of those..”

The monkey man beside Laff smirked and pulled out a notepad from out of thin air “Well then, there is only ONE way to settle this-!”