《Father Laff AU (Socksfor1) Volume 1》Blooming, Bombing Relationships (Part three)
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A lot of you are so mad xD
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After what felt like forever and some change, the sun finally rose up for the day. At the early hour of 7am, the new day brought great promise and opportunity for all...
Well, not for one house...
Nadwe had finally been able to sleep for some time throughout the night, but it was only from 2 am till sunrise. The entire night had been absolutely miserable for him and Meme, and still Socks had yet to show any interest in comforting Meme. He couldn't understand why Socks ignored Meme all night; they both were the most lovey dovey couple Nadwe knows besides his own parents! So, for them to act like Dino and any female, male, or transgendered person who shows interest in the aromantic fossil was bizarre to him. The only reason he did eventually fall asleep was because he had convinced himself that things will be better in the morning.
That ain't happening.
The young Dhampir was gently shook awake as he groaned quietly, opening his eyes as he was a little mad at being woken up. Looking up at who shook him awake, he saw that it was Meme who did so. He was holding his own backpack as he moved away from the bed to pick up Nadwe's bag, setting it on the bed. "C-C'mon Nad, we need to go...Oompa said he and Shyane would take us to the theme park today..." Nadwe slowly sat up and rubbed his eyes as he smiled tiredly "r-really?" Meme smiled softly as he nodded quietly, Nadwe had slowly taken into account just how awful Meme looked and sounded. He slowly climbed off the bed as Meme moved his bag so he could grab it himself, then tiredly and stupidly asked "is Uncle Socks coming to?"
Meme seemed to take a minute as he glanced away and quietly muttered "no" under his breath. Nadwe was going to ask "why" but remembered what went down last night, so he said nothing after that and only nodded slowly. The two of them quietly walked out of the master bedroom and passed by Socks recording room. Meme glanced inside and saw Socks at his computer, already working with his editors for the next few videos that haven't been released yet. His back was to the two, but Meme knew that Socks was aware they were there.
"..." Meme cleared his throat softly "hey Socks..." He quietly spoke, trying really hard not to invoke any anger out of the spaceman. When he didn't respond, Meme rubbed the back of his head nervously as he tapped his foot quietly "um...me and Nadwe are heading out...and..." He glanced away as Socks still didn't say anything to him "...I'll bring Nadwe back to Laff's later today...I have no clue when I'll be back..."
Nothing.
Nadwe noticed this as he frowned, looking up at Meme as he was trying not to look hurt. He nodded a bit and took a step he had taken into the recording room back out of said room "o-okay..." He had his hand on the doorframe as he felt the same feeling from last night swiftly coming back to him. "...I love you...Socks..."
"Mn-hm." was ALL Socks replied back with as he didn't look back at the two. This really hurt Meme, Socks ALWAYS did this whenever he was angry. He would become so absolved in his work that he shuts everyone else out. The only difference was that Socks would never shut Meme out on purpose. But now, in Socks' mind, Meme was the reason he was acting like this and felt justified. Meme felt a tug at his throat as he forced himself to look away from Socks, ushering Nadwe down the hallway and into the living room where the front door was. Macu, hearing his owner awake, ran over and was demanding pets from Meme. Instead, Meme quickly picked up Macu and held him; whispering "C'mon Macu..."
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Macu didn't complain, he was being carried :D
The three of them exited the house, Meme shutting the door behind them with his free hand as Nadwe was already moving closer to his car in the driveway. He stopped after some distance and turned around, noticing that Meme hadn't let go or the door handle nor moved away from the door. "...Meme?" Nadwe softly questioned as Meme glanced over at him.
Meme was silently sobbing as he looked at Nadwe. Nadwe frowned and let go of his bag in the middle of the driveway, quickly running over and hugged Meme's leg tightly. Meme was taken aback by this as Nadwe kept holding onto his leg, glancing down as he spoke timidly. "I-I'm not sures why you are sad...but...everything will be okay, Meme...I-I'm sure of it..." The furry doctor kept looking down at the child as the tear flow increased significantly, quickly kneeling down and pulling Nadwe in for a hug with him and Macu in his arms. Macu was licking Nadwe's face as the smaller giggled, quickly hugging Meme as tight as he could as Meme started notably sobbing.
-Everything will be okay; I know it will be...- Nadwe thought as he allowed Meme to cry. -...maybe I shouldn't tell daddy about this though...not yet anyway...-
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Groaning quietly with an unbearable ringing noise in her ear, Wictoria slowly opened her eyes as she shielded the sun out of her face from Laff's open window. Her body was sore, and she felt incredibly sick from drinking last night. But it was morning, and she wasn't the kind of person to lay around in the morning, so she slowly started to sit up. Only to have a shot of absolut pain go up her spine as she quickly laid back down, taking in a hissing breath as she closed her eyes quickly "ow..."
What even hap-OH.
Her eyes opened up again at the thought of what caused this much pain. Shit, they really did sex last night. Did they?
That question was answered when Laff opened the door, dressed in a plain tee and sweatpants as he carried in a tray of an omelet and fruit with coffee, his hair a wreck itself.
When Laff looked up, he noticed Wictoria awake as he moved over to his computer desk, moving his keyboard out of the way and setting the tray down "Oh! Morning 'Toria." He then walked over to the bedside she was on and held out his hand "Do you uh, need a hand sittin' up?" Wictoria looked up at him and nodded, wincing a bit in pain "Please, my hips are killing me." Laff chuckled quietly and took her hand "I got you." He swiftly pulled her sitting up as Wictoria grimaced in pain again, taking in a breath through her teeth as she rubbed her side "Ugh, I feel like I've been hit by a train."
Laff blushed softly as he was moving some of his pillows over for her to sit up against "Oh, uh, thanks love." Wictoria blushed madly at realizing what she had said and groaned quietly "dammit." Laff took her arm gently and helped her lean back as she felt better than just laying down. She glanced over at the breakfast in bed Laff had made for her and chuckled quietly "You got any morphine with that set up gasman?" Laff rolled his eyes a bit and chuckled, walking over to the tray and picking it up.
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"Unfortunately, no, and please don't boost my ego any more than it already is. I do not want to become as arrogant as either Socks or Oompa." Wictoria laughed at that as Laff came over, setting the tray down on her lap "But I did bring some pain killers from the medicine cabinet, they're under the napkin." He pointed to the napkin on the tray as Wictoria nodded. "Thanks, and I don't mean to sound like I don't appreciate this, but I honestly didn't expect breakfast in bed after last night." She admitted as Laff looked taken aback "Oh please! I got to spend my five-year anniversary with the most gorgeous lass in the world and had one of the most unforgettable nights of my life, and you expect me not to make you breakfast? 'Toria, I have more manners than some random wanker chav who would only do you as a one-night stand."
Wictoria laughed softly and shook her head "I know love, I know you would be better than some other ordinary joe." Laff smiled softly as he sat down on the edge of the bedside. "That's relieving to hear you say." Wictoria smiled in return and started eating the breakfast Laff made for her as said British gent rubbed his head "and even when I say last night was unforgettable, I can't place how we even made it here..." Wictoria thought for a moment and couldn't remember either "neither can I...I hope we didn't drive back."
"I'm more grateful that the two of us are alive, it's a bloody shitshow out there during the night." Laff remarked softly as he looked at her. "Yeah, I'm glad for that too.." Wictoria responded as she smiled softly. Laff smiled and slowly got up, groaning softly as he stretched out his back. "I'm gonna take a shower, do you need anything before I go?" Shaking her head gently, Wictoria smiled softly "No, I'm fine. I would need help to take my shower when you are done though." She giggled softly as Laff blushed, glancing away as he chuckled softly. He nodded softly and walked over to his bathroom, turning on the light and closing the door behind him.
Wictoria waited till she heard the shower start before she sighed softly. "I hope he didn't see my brand..." She rubbed her left shoulder gently, just above a branded mark that was burned deep into her flesh. "And if he did, I hope he doesn't remember it." she muttered quietly as she finished eating the omelet. Setting her hand down onto the bed, feeling something under the sheets. Wictoria tilted her head and dug under the sheets, pulling out an unopened condom packet from the bed. "What the-" She quickly went pale.
FUCK, . THAT'S HOW THEY GOT HOME.
She quickly glanced back at the bathroom, immensely worried as she tried to recall if they had even used any protection... She then quickly stuffed the condom packet under the mattress and box spring, sitting up as she glanced around.
"...I'm gonna have to take a test in a few days..."
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Ima try something different so bear with me-)
Tbh was sitting in the kitchen as he was on his laptop in a multi video chat with Tbvg+Oof, Dino, Blaza and Oompa as they were watching meme videos. He was laughing into his hand as Dino chuckled softly.
Blaza:
"OOOHHH, why are you not laughing Dino!?"
Dino:
"Cause it's not that funny?"
Tbh:
"*Scoffs* Oh please Dino! That was gold! You just don't have a sense of humor!"
Oompa:
"Lameass!"
Oof:
"OOMPA."
Oompa:
"WHAT!? XD"
Tbvg:
"This is why I don't do a try not to laugh with you guys."
Tbh chuckled and glanced over at the bedroom door, hearing Joocie groan from the other side. He quickly excused himself from the call as he got up and walked to his and Joocie's room, opening the door quietly. Joocie was still lying in bed, shirtless and a little sweaty. Tbh walked over to his side of the bed and crouched down, putting a hand on his head gently "You feel okay love?" Joocie groaned quietly and opened his eyes a bit "no, I still feel hot...I'm pretty sure I'm sick." Tbh moved his hand to Joocie's forehead and frowned a bit "You do feel really warm..."
Joocie grunted softly as he rolled to lay on his back, huffing as he narrowed his eyes "I swear if you got me sick-" "Babe how did anything we did last night got you sick!?" Tbh quickly interjected as Joocie looked at him. "I think the main cause of that is that you don't shower as often as you do."
Tbh frowned and narrowed his eyes "Hey! I'm a busy man during the day!" Joocie huffed and rolled his eyes "That's why you shower at night hardass." He smirked as Tbh looked at him with a stern look. "Oh, please I wasn't the one who was hard first last night, you arse." He put emphasis on 'arse', mimicking a british accent as Joocie snickered quietly "stop it, your impressions are fucking terrible." Tbh smirked a bit and towered over him, putting his arm down on the bed to hold himself up "Look who's talking, trying to impersonate me."
"Get off me before I get you sick too." Tbh chuckled quietly and stopped towering over him, moving his hand to gently rub his head. "Did me and the others wake you up?" Joocie sighed softly and shook his head a bit "no, I can't fall asleep...you could go back to the call, you don't have to stay here with me." Tbh glanced back towards the door and looked at Joocie "Are you sure? You don't need anything else?" Joocie shook his head tiredly as he groaned "just...maybe turn the fan on." Tbh smiled softly and nodded "Okay, but just so you know the mere second we are done-" he poked Joocie's cheek as he giggled groggily "-Ima be coming back in here to pelt you with kisses, get me sick or not."
Joocie let out a small breath of laughter as Tbh got up from kneeling. He walked over to the light switches and turned on the fan for Joocie before stepping out of the room. An ongoing conversation was still going on when Tbh got back on the call.
Blaza:
"All I'm saying is WHY do you want to have kids Tbvg?"
Tbvg:
"Well-"
Oof:
"Tb, I TOLD you a few days ago I don't think you are ready for a kid."
Tbvg:
"Hmph, am so!"
Dino:
"How often have you passed out from work-based exhaustion Tb?"
Tbvg:
"I refuse to answer that."
Oof:
"At Least 3 times."
Blaza:
"Tbs"
Oompa:
"Jesus I thought you said your job was easy!"
Tbvg:
"Get off my back I already have Oof on my case about it!"
Tbh:
"I'm confused what's going on?"
Dino:
"Oof asked us to tell Tbvg that he should think about having a kid more before going to adopt one. I suggested that they both could sign up for the BBBS program I recently enrolled into and Tbvg still insists he's ready."
Oof:
"Honey, you've collapsed three times in the past week stressing out about work! Us having a kid at home would add to that stress."
Tbh:
"How is that BBBS thing going for you anyway Dino?"
Dino:
"I got my call back today; I get to meet the kid I'm mentoring on friday :>"
Blaza:
"Tbvg, if you want any advice on raising a child, you KNOW Laff has experience. He could tell you that having a child isn't easy. Believe me, remember when Nadwe climbed onto my roof with a hammer and was throwing rocks at people and birds?"
Oompa:
"WAIT YOU'RE THE PERSON WHO CAUSED THAT TO HAPPEN!?!"
Blaza:
"I THOUGHT HE WOULD JUST PLAY WITH THE WOODEN BLOCKS I DIDN'T KNOW HE FOUND MY EMERGENCY TOOL KIT!"
Dino:
"I still have a fracture around my eye from that day Blaza."
Oof:
"Nadwe also caused like half of your roof shingles to fall! I almost died and Tbvg was about to fucking murder you for it."
Tbh:
"Blaza hon that is precisely why you're blacklisted in watching Nadwe at your place xD."
Dino, Tbvg and Oompa:
"⚆ _ ⚆"
Oof:
"Honest since when do you call Blaza 'Hon', the fuck xD"
Tbh:
"I used to call all of you hon! But some of you became all uptight about it."
Oof:
"Yeah, because I'm DATING Tbvg here."
Oompa:
"I'm with Syhane."
Dino:
"I specifically said No."
Tbvg:
"And you're dating Joocie now!"
Tbh:
"I haven't forgotten! Calm down!"
Blaza:
"What were we talking about again I zone out-"
Tbvg:
""
Oof:
"What do you--"
Both Tbvg and Oof quickly left the call to deal with a potential house fire on their hands. Blaza started laughing as he hid his face from the camera as Dino looked unphased.
Oompa:
"Aw shit I forgot I have a meeting-FUCK. Well I'll call in like the next 2 years I guess lol."
Oompa peaced out and left the call himself, leaving Tbh alone with both Dino and Blaza.
Blaza:
"What time is it now?"
Dino:
"Use your phone Blaze, pff."
Blaza:
"Oh right!" He picked up his phone "Ah, I gotta get to my job...sorry guys."
Tbh:
"(Smiles) Hey you're fine. Have a great day."
Blaza:
"You to boo!" He disconnected himself as Tbh glanced to the side chuckling.
"HEY." Tbh jumped and looked back at the computer as Dino was staring at him. He had pushed his hair back to reveal his neon orange eyes glaring straight through him (My version of Dino has his hair covering his face). "You wanna tell me what the hell that was?" Tbh blinked and shook himself off "What do you mean?" Dino huffed quietly and crossed his arms "Obviously the pet names between you and Blaza. Just what are you up to?"
"I'm not up to anything!" Tbh claimed, raising his hands "Like I said, I used to call everyone a certain pet name before! It's nothing special, there's nothing wrong with it." Dino huffed quietly again as his hair fell back into his face. "Well, you never gave me a pet name before." Tbh looked at his square on the screen and snickered softly "Aww, are you jealous? You know, you could have asked, and I could have given you a pet name a while ago, DinoMig-"
"NO" Dino immediately ended the call.
Tbh sat there dumbfounded as he was bamboozled by the aromantic fossil he calls a friend.
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