Narrator's POV

"Welcome, to the show "how in the hell did we get here?" I'm your host, (M/N). Today we're outside playing with the green haired girl, Clara." (M/N) cried mentally

"Iruma-chi, please be the tree in the garden, kay?~" Clara asked Iruma

"Oh.." He lifts a leg and both arms to represent a tree

"Oh, a beautiful tree" Clara claps her hands

"Iruma-sama?!?!" Azz-kun called

"(M/N)-chi, please be the wind next" She showed him a picture of wind

"...." (M/N) ran around Iruma with the picture around his neck

"Nice wind." She smiles

"(M/N)-sama?!?!" Asmodeus stood there with a shocked expression

"Next, (M/N)-chi, please become a demon pet dog"

"mmmm........" He hesitated before sighing

"Woof.." He barked

"Good boy!" She said as she pats (M/N)'s head...

"Azz-Azz is the young wife next door who is sleeping with my husband,kay~" She shows a picture of a woman to Asmodeus

"You! Stop joking around! And to ask Iruma-sama to be a tree and (M/N)-sama to be a dog is-" Asmodeus finally snapped

"Let's do it together, Azz-kun" was all Iruma said to make him comply immediately

"Just hurry and break up already, you're really the worst wife! I'll leave the husband that's way older than me I forcefully married, and the two of us will live happily ever after!"

"Whoa, that was great!" (M/N) said

"Wha- what are you doing , you bastard?!!" He angrily asks Clara who nearly hit him with an axe

"We're still missing the "husband" and "cat" characters" He told her

"Let's use Conner and Murph! Okay! Greeting time! Nice to meet you" She placed the tags on each slipper

"A-ah, Hel- ehh?..." (M/N)'s soul left him when he saw the slipper's eyes moved

"Azz-azz, I found your husband" She runs toward Iruma and Asmodeus

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Just like that...2 hour passed and we were exhausted

"I-i can't anymore" They breathe heavily

"No more energy over there?" Clara pats the pouches on her skirt and out came a whole bottle of juice and a bag of snacks...

"What's that?" (M/N) asked, pointing at the pouches on her skirt

"It's my family's special skill. I can take out anything I've seen before." She explained

"That's cool!" He looked at her in amazement

"Huh? It's Cla-rin" Someone in the building spoke

"Yocchi!" Clara gets up to greet said male

"There, there! You got new owners again?" He asked

"Yeah!"

"Owners...?" The twins simultaneously whispered to themselves

"Well, whatever. Give us some juice." He ordered

"Kay!" Clara gave them 3 bottles of juice

"Thank you~. See ya Cla-rin" The boys walked away

"Bye-bye" She waved

"They are...?" Iruma asked

"You see, if I give them something like that, they'll be happy and play again with me once in awhile!

"That's-" (M/N) was cut off

"But! You guys were the first to play with me like this...That's why...Can I play with you again?..." She asked

"Sure! It was a good stamina training! " He answered

"Yay!"

"(M/N)-sama, let's not..." Asmodeus slowly gets up

"Oh! Azz-azz, you've recovered! Let's play again!" Clara waved at him

"L-lets stop for today" Iruma covered up

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The Next Week

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*SCREECH* the alarm clock rang

Iruma jolted to the point he fell off his bed, while (M/N) woke up naturally.

"Gahh! This is bad for the heart" Iruma said as he looked at the alarm clock

"What do you mean, Nii-san?" (M/N) rubbed his eyes and yawned

The morning went on like normal, they ate food, drank tea and talked about school.

"We'll be going!" (M/N) and Iruma waved

"Be careful!~" Sullivan waved back

"It seems that they have gotten used to the school here." Opera commented

"Yes,yes. So, grandchildren's growth is such a happy thing" Sullivan cried in joy

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The majority of the day, they spent their time to play with Clara

They stacked items on top of each other till they fell, they played with cards, and ate snacks

"(M/N)..." Iruma looked at his brother with a sad expression

"I know..." He said as he looked at the snacks given to them in pity

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"Today too~ I played with them~ I played with the three of them~" Clara sang as she skipped in the hallway. She stopped when she heard some familiar voices

"- but the scholarship students have strange tastes. They're still hanging out with her." "Why would they want to hang out with such an idiotic girl?"

"Stu-pid~. It's because she's useful. Getting her to give us stuff with that ability of hers by dealing with her stupid games from time-to-time is enough for her. The top student will get tired of her too." The demon named "Yocchan" told them

"Hahaha! As expected of you" His friends said

Clara was sad, she knew about this. She knew that they were just fooling her, yet why is she still giving them things?

"I know that..." Clara said as she walked away

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The twins looked at the bottle Clara gave them the last time they played.

"Baam! A direct hit!" Clara said after hitting the bench they were sitting on

"You see, this is my favorite snack~ I also have books and soft toys here! I'll give these to you! Whatever you need, I'll give it to you!...That's why...Please! Play with me agai-" (M/N) cut her off

"That's enough." (M/N) stood up, a shadow covering his eyes

"Wh-what?...Are you tired of me....? I-is this not enough?! I-i'll give you more to compensa-" She asked, tears threatening to spill

(M/N) kneeled in front of her and hugged her saying,

"You've been through a lot haven't you" Which caused Clara to sob

"There, there.... It's alright...Even if you don't give us anything, we'd still be willing to play with you." (M/N) pats her back as she cried onto his shoulder.

"R-r-really?" She spoke between her sobs

"Yeah, all you have to do is ask us, nothing else." Iruma added

"Yeah, although we may be bad at playing games with you...we still had fun...So Clara, Will you play with us again?" (M/N) asked as he softly released his hug to listen to her answer.

"Y-Yeah" Clara's sad tears turned into ones of joy

"W-wow! It's my first time being asked to play with someone!!" Clara returned to her happy, normal state

"Iruma-chi! (M/N)-chi! What do I do?! T-this is my first time to be asked!!!" She moved around

"Hahaha!" The twins laughed along with her

Walking around was the trio who's using Clara

"Oy, Cla~rin! I'm thirsty, gimme some juice!" The leader ordered

"Clara?" Iruma was confused why Clara stood up walking towards the three boys

"..Watch" was all she said. (M/N) smiled at this, already knowing what she's going to do

"Something cold, three.....bottle-" The leader was cut off when a vending machine knocked him cold

"Y-yocchan!!" His two followers panicked

"You can drink as much as you want, as long as you put some money in! Bye-bye" Clara said, walking away

"HAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Clara! You finally gave him what he deserved!" (M/N) and Clara does a high-ten

Asmodeus returns with dirt patches on his uniform

"As ordered, I've returned after having everyone who had picked on Valac promise that they won't ever "mess with her" ever again." Asmodeus reported

"U-uhm, thank you, Azz-kun! Erm...You went to have a talk with them, right?" Iruma confirmed

"Yes! Amicably!" Asmodeus answered

"I-i see..." Iruma sweat dropped

*Splat* a ball of slime paint hit Asmodeus

"A hit! Hahahaha! Azz-azz is pale as a canvas!" Clara decared

"You bastard..." He gets up

"Hahahahaha" (M/N) laughs along with Clara

"Iruma-chi, you get the blue slime ball! And (M/N)-chi, you get the (h/c) one!" Clara gives said boys their corresponding slime paints.

"Iruma-sama?! (M/N)-sama?!?!" Asmodeus was there shocked

"I'll treat you to juice if I lose!!" Clara says while throwing the slime paints towards Asmodeus

"DEAL!" (M/N) grabs some as well and throws them to Iruma who quickly dodged them

"Wh-whoa" Iruma said while jumping around

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The Next Day

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As Iruma exited the mansion, he were greeted by Clara and Asmodeus who were waiting for them by the gate

"Iruma-chi! Good Morning!" Clara greeted Iruma

"Oh? Where's (M/N)-sama?" Asmodeus asked

"He's still talking with Ojii-chan, though I still don't know what it is. He just said to go on ahead to school." Iruma replied

"Have a good day at school with your friends" Opera suddenly appeared behind him

"Ah! Ok, thank you". Iruma thanks Opera

"But is it all right for a demon and a human to become friends?" He thought

As they walk to the school like always, Asmodeus suddenly spoke

"There are no arrangements in particular today, so let's head to the cafeteria"

"I-is that so?" Iruma jolted

"O-once I become aware that they're friends, I'm so nervous..." Iruma panicked

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In The Cafeteria

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In the cafeteria, there were students speaking amongst each other as they sit or get food from the available choices.

"Wah... There are many different menus" Iruma said while looking at the board

"I'll take a dero dero lunch!" Clara raised her hand

"The food here in the Netherworld is delicious but they don't look that great..." Iruma was deep in his thoughts until he saw some sort of labels for each menu

"What are those?" He asked

"Those are rank crests. Results at Babyls equates into ranking, and items you can order differs in each one according to said ranks.Our ranks still haven't been announced so we can only get from that." Asmodeus explained as he points to the crest at the bottom.

"It's small and narrow!" Iruma commented

"By the way, the food here is free, while those stalls there need you to pay money" He points to the stall

"eh... I don't really understand, so , can I leave it to you?" Iruma nervously asked

"Yes, then I shall randomly chose at my own discretion and bring it over." Asmodeus smiled

"T-thank you!" Iruma thanked him

As Iruma walked to an open table, Clara sat in front of him with a tray with a fish's head.

"Excuse me" Asmodeus sat down beside him

"It was tough deciding.-"Asmodeus was cut off by a very large amount of food that just scattered on their table

"Oi! What's this?!" He asked the staff

"eh...we were told to bring fifty-people's worth of food..." The staff answered

"Fifty-people's worth..." Asmodeus catches the culprits with his eye

"What low tricks! Iruma-sama! Please allow me t-..oh..." Asmodeus stopped himself when he saw that Iruma had already ate half of what was given

Apparently, while he was in deep thought, Iruma had been unconsciously stuffing the food in his mouth and eating them.

"Wow...He's eating!" "That amount..." "So, he can eat a lot..." "With that body..." "How cute" The other students said

"I-iruma-sama..." Asmodeus finally caught Iruma's attention

"A-Ah! Was I not supposed to eat this?! S-should I spit it out?!" He panicked

"No, that's not it...You sure can eat a lot" Asmodeus sweat dropped

"Really?- One more! Another please! Sorry, can I have another one?" Iruma asked the staff

"Ah!! The chef fainted!" A staff member called out

"W-what?" "Really?!" "Amazing..." The students commented

"As expected of Iruma-sama." Asmodeus puts his hands on his hips in pride

*clatter*

"Please take her back." The stall-keeper said while holding Clara using a bamboo spear

"Wh-what's going on?" Iruma asked while looking at the mess

"I had them play with me! When I came to the stall, they played with me!" Clara happily 'explained'

"Not "play", "threaten"! This girl has the ability to produce everything she sees is regarded as stealing! A demon to be weary of!" The stall-keeper explained

"I shall stab shoplifters with this bamboo spear" He raises said spear

"That's so dangerous!" Iruma commented

"The scholarship student again?" "I heard she's blacklisted" Murmured the students

"Silence." A familiar tone made it's way to the cafeteria

"Good grief, even though it's my first day of work after a long rest. Which idiot is causing an uproar in the middle of the da-" Kalego stopped when he faced Iruma

"U-uhm.. Are you feeling better?" Iruma asked

"You're the only one I don't want worrying about me!" He raged

"E-erm, that time was-"

"Shut up! Listen, Iruma. I won't fall so low as to become your familiar. Don't get conceited thinking that you've got me on a leash!

"I-i'll keep that in mind" Iruma stuttered

"Rather what are you guys fussing about?...It increased" He said referring to Clara

"I'm Clara! I got scolded when I landed in the stall by the stall-keeper, but Azz-Azz gave me sweets! Eggie-sensei, you like chocolate?! I'll put some in your pocket, kay?!" Clara proceeded to put chocolates in his pocket

"Noisy. Unprincipled. Going at their own pace... the hardest type of student Kalego has to deal with

"I'm going back-" After turning his back, Clara grabs the back of his coat to stop him

"Is it true that Eggie-sensei is Iruma-chi's familiar?" She asked while he jolted, trying to get away

"I wanna see! I wanna see the summoning!" She shook his coat

"Unhand me!"

"Iruma-chi, get that seal for me!" Clara pointed

"O-okay..."

"Stick it on your hand"

"okay..."

"Cry "hurrah"!" Clara waited

"Oi, wai-" Kalego tried to stop him

"Hurrah" Iruma raises both hands up high and the seal started to glow a light blue

"Wai- *Poof*" Kalego turned into the next thing he hated

"Ooh!" "Sensei really is a familiar!" "Whaaah! So fluffy!" The students looked at familiar-Kalego

"Wait when I tell you to wait, you idiot!" Kalego scolded iruma while flying ins circles dodging Clara

"S-sorry" He replied

"Enough! Just clap your hands together!" Kalego told Iruma

"Eh! Do you need a rhythm?" Iruma looked at his hands

"It's to release the summoning, you idiot!!!"

"Ah, erm" Just as Iruma was about to clap his hands, the stall-keeper almost stabbed him using the bamboo spear

"Shoplifting is unforgivable!"He stated

"Shoplifting...?" Asmodeus asked

"Ah! This seal was for sale...!" Iruma finally realised

"Death penalty for stealing!!!" The stall-keeper said while attacking the trio with the bamboo spear

"Hey, wait a minute! Release the summoning!" Kalego shouted at Iruma, but was too far to hear him

"Pay up." The stall-keeper caught Kalego

"GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" A loud roar from the back gained everyone's attention. Everyone saw a huge shadow almost engulfing everyone.

"*sigh* everyone finally calmed down. Thank you, Azrail." The figure spoke to the shadow which turned out to be (M/N) and his little familiar.

"Excuse me" He said to the other students blocking his path

"Kalego-sensei? What...exactly happened here?" He asked the small familiar in the net

"Your idiot brother and his accomplices made a ruckus here in the cafeteria, the green-haired one told him to grab one of the summoning seals from the stall and use it." Kalego summarised everything

"Ahhh, I'm so sorry about Nii-san! Sometimes he just gets caught in the heat of the moment and panics. Stall-keeper, is it all right if I pay for the seal?" (M/N) apologised and bowed to Kalego before looking at the stall-keeper

"It's all right" Was all he said

"Here you go!" He grabs 333 vill and gives it to the stall-keeper

"Hmm, Sensei? How can you return back to normal?" (M/N) asked Kalego

"All he needs to do is clap his hands" He told him

"*sigh* I'm glad it didn't escalate from here... Everyone, where did Nii-san go?" (M/N) faces the crowd as they pointed to the doors behind him

"Thank you... Sorry again for the trouble, Kalego-sensei!" (M/N) bowed before leaving with the kitten running beside him.

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As (M/N) was walking, he found three familiar set of heads.

"Oi, you guys!" He shouted

"Ah! (M/N)" Iruma turned around

"ohh! Its (M/N)-chi!" Clara waved

"(M/N)-sama, where have you been?...-And is that Azrail?" Asmodeus asked as (M/N) sat down in between Clara and Iruma

"*sigh* I was talking with Ojii-chan about familiars, but then he got too excited and taught me how to summon him without those seals" (M/N) slightly raised his left hand and Azrail fell into (M/N)'s shadow as if it was a portal

"Wahhhh! (M/N)-chi teach me! Teach me how to do that!" Clara shook his shoulders

"A-a-ah Clara" (M/N) was getting dizzy

"Oops~" Clara let him go

"*sigh* I can't teach you, because we have different kinds of familiars, sorry." (M/N) put his hands up

"Aww.."Clara frowned

"Anyways, Nii-san, can you clap your hands" (M/N) pointed at the seal on the back of Iruma's hand

"U-uhm *clap*" Iruma claps once

"*sigh* Honestly...I should've went here quickly...I wanted to see it" (M/N) pouts

"(M-M/N)..." Iruma sweats

"Anyways, what are you talking about?" (M/N) asked

"We were hoping that the four of us will be in the same class" Clara said eating her Ice cream

"Hmm? Already?" (M/N)'s eyes widen

"Yep! It'll be fun!" Clara stood up with her hands up

"Yeah!" (M/N) stood up as well and cheered along with Clara

"U-uhm...You two are- our f-fr-friends...right?" Iruma asked the two demons

They did not know what the term "friends" were so they just sat there confused

"W-was I wrong?" Iruma thought

"Um, Iruma-sama, what is these "friends" you speak of?...." Asmodeus asked

"Is it mochi?" Clara added

"Eh? Y-you don't know?" Iruma sat confused

"Yes! I'm ashamed!" Asmodeus was lost

"Demons don't have that kind of concept here, Nii-san" (M/N) whispered to Iruma

"I-is that so? He asked as (M/N) nodded

"Iruma-sama, what exactly are "friends" Asmodeus moved towards Iruma

"E-erm, friends are important people who play together and eat together with you..?..That's why, you guys are our first friends, number one and two." Iruma said as (M/N) nodded

"Yes, I'm number one!" Clara raised her hand

"What! Stop that nonsense! I'm clearly the number one!" Asmodeus argued

"Pfft- Nii-san... there's no ranking for being friends..." (M/N) laughed

"A-ah, t-then the both of you are number one!"

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With Sullivan

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"So, there are no more objections to the results of the staff meeting...And so! The freshmen class placements are confirmed! Valac-kun, Asmodeus-kun, (M/N)-kun, and Iruma-kun...is confirmed to be in the abnormal class...where the problem kids are gathered!" The principal, Sullivan, announces to the teachers present as he stamps the papers of said students

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