29th of april 20xx

dear friend, kyle

wow. sorry i havent replied to your letters. i was 'busy' with something.

and sheez, your day sucks man!

you gotta do something towards your principal.

and yeah those bullies are some nice source of money lol.

well for cartman.. eehhh... he got arrested. for going through the town hall naked and flipping everybody off with his either highly intelligent mocks or just really dumb.

i really want to visit you tho, its been 3 years kyle. 3. freaking. years.

i have been suffering bc no one in south park understands me like how you understand me,,,

but meh, i could mail you (nearly) every day so its cool.

kenny can finally go out from the hospital 2 more months. jesus, what did he do.

anyways, see you later kyle.

sincerely me,

stan marsh