"Hi?"

"Hey, mom. This may be weird, but I was just calling to say that I've run out of toilet paper and I'm still on the toilet, so yeah. Are you home soon?"

"Ehm gross?"

"Yeah, mom, I know. Just tell me if you're going to be here soon, please."

"Okay, you should definitely get your ears checked. There's no way I sound like your mom, unless she sounds like a teenage boy of course."

"You don't know my mom, so she could be sounding like that. You'll never know."

"This just keeps getting weirder and weirder. If I'm not mistaken, you're the same girl who called me yesterday? And the day before yesterday?"

"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."

"Something about shirts with holes and "baby, I miss you". Ring any bells?"

"Nope, no idea. Have a good day, bye!"