"I've officially graduated."

"Congrats! Now real life can begin."

"Yeah. It's a bit scary actually."

"I know. I used to think living on my own would be so hard and that college would be very difficult, but it's going better than I expected."

"We'll see. The only thing I want to think about right now is this holiday."

"It's still not fair though. I really should be studying right now."

"I'm not stopping you."

"You're the one who called."

"And who decided to answer? Oh right, that was you."

"Just two weeks left. I'll make it."

"I'll come to your funeral if you don't."

"That's very kind of you."

"Kind is my middle name."

"I thought it was May?"

"Do you know that you're hilarious?"

"I sense some sarcasm there."

"Oh great. You can detect sarcasm. I'm proud of you."

"Look, she's being sarcastic again."

"I think sarcasm should be my middle name."

"It would suit you."

"Anyway, I have to go. Some of my family came over to celebrate and I think mom just said there was cake."

"Save some for me?"

"I won't, bye."

"Fine be that way. Bye."