《Sh*t My Parents Say》004 || Dad
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"Look at my drawing," I said.
He glanced for a moment then looked back to the television. "Good job. It looks like a five year old did it."
Defeated, I went back to my room. A couple hours later, I returned with a new drawing.
"Look at my drawing," I said. "And don't say it looks like a five year old did it."
He clicked his tongue and smiled. "I wouldn't say that." He dropped his smile and returned to the televison. "It looks like a seven year old did it."
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