《Sh*t My Parents Say》008 || Mom
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"Mom, I got 89% on my cosmo test, 76% on my math assignment and 100% on my psych quiz."
She didn't say anything and continued playing her game on her laptop.
"Did you hear me?"
"89 on cosmo, 76 on math, 100 on psych," she said without looking from her laptop.
"See, you listen to me, but you don't acknowledge me."
"Kind of like you," she smirked.
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