I was reading in my room and Dad walked in.

"Whatcha doin'?" he asked.

"Reading."

"Whatcha readin'?"

"A book."

"Well, no shit, it's a book. What book?"

"Why do you want to know? It's not like you'll know it."

"Try me," he said.

"If I say, Teen Wolf fanfictions, does that mean anything to you?"

He waved his hand at me and walked away saying, "Whatever."