《Sh*t My Parents Say》044 || Mom
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"People are going to read your book, and think you're crazy, along with your sister and your father. But me? I've been tested, I know I'm not crazy."
--Mom
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Vell Harlan and the Doomsday Dorms
At the world’s top college of magic and technology, every day brings a new discovery -and a new disaster. The advanced experiments of the college students tend to be both ambitious and apocalyptic, with the end of the world only prevented by a mysterious time loop, and a small handful of students who retain their memories. Freshman Vell Harlan, the newest student to get caught in the loop, now has to deal with stopping the apocalypse on a daily basis on top of having to study for exams- but he takes every doomsday in stride. While the dragons, gun-wielding octopi, and alien tourists are new, this isn’t Vell’s first brush with death and resurrection...Updates Tuesdays and Fridays
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Gaston (Disney)
Gosh, its awesome to see him (Gaston). He’s never down in the dumps! Every guy here'd love to be him (Gaston) even when taking his lumps. There's no man in town as admired as him, he's everyone's favorite guy! Everyone's awed and inspired by him and it's not very hard to see why: No one's slick as Gaston. No one's quick as Gaston. No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly! (perfect, a pure paragon) Ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley, and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on! Who plays darts like Gaston? Who breaks hearts like Gaston? Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston? As a specimen, yes, he’s intimidating; my, what a guy, that Gaston! He doesn’t need encouragement, you boneheaded fools. The only ones who need encouragement is you! (Was that too much? I say no.) No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston. In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! When he hunts, he sneaks up with his quiver – beasts of the field say a prayer! First he carefully aims for the liver… then he shoots from behind! Is that fair? He doesn’t care. No one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston. In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston. (He’s especially good at expectorating!) Ten points for Gaston! When he was a lad he ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he’s grown he eats five dozen eggs, so he’s roughly the size of a barge! Who has brains? Entertains? Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? (He uses antlers in all of his decorating!) Say it again: Who’s a man amongst men? Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his fans and his end(less) hangers-on! There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it down! And his name’s G-A-S-T-O-N GASTON!
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I'm Probably The Main Character Right???
A very satirical isekai and alot of fourth wall breaks! Join the very nicely (and epicly named), truck kun, godie the goddess,epic loli weeb, nicola tesla, einstein and isekai man in this great wacky world!
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Craft Spirits
Oftentimes a spirit mage can acquire three or four familiars in the spirit world. However, you cannot possessed or demonstrate magic without any familiars to begin with but there are ways to determine what affinity you are capable of. Those who have high affinity to elemental spirits became kings, rulers and nobles of the world. Those with single affinity are likely to be recruited to the army. Yet, this can take many forms such us taking advantage of someone. Abuse of power can also mean a person using the power they have for their own personal gain. Until one day they have known through prophecies, of a boy who can use multiple spirits and can even fused two or more elemental spirits to create a hybrid spirit . With a devastating power that in one day as predicted, will most likely be the next emperor. Upon knowing, the Emperor ordered his mage leaders to look for the boy. This mages are renowned for their powers and knowledge, but they may also be suspected of harming others and thus feared. The Emperor afraid of losing his seat ordered his most trusted army of mages to find for the whereabouts of this boy and to execute his one and only wished, to search and destroy.
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Stone Singer: Redemption
Aedon and Mika Hall lived a hard life. They eeked out a meager existence on their farm while dealing with a ruthless magistrate set out to ruin them. It wasn't until a mage, Reka, came into their lives that they realized how much worse their problems were going to get.
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Going Back to You (A Madara Uchiha fanfiction)
Kuzuryu Nao, the 2nd daughter of the head of her clan, is sent to marry the head of the Uchiha clan Uchiha Madara to strengthen the bonds of the two clans. She didn't want to marry him and met a man on the streets. She finds herself having a crush on that man, but she's lucky. The man she met is actually her future husband! With many obstacles in the way, she finds herself falling in love with him anyway. And after a tragic event, she still goes back to him, even if he has a plan to take over the world...*Cover is made by @Ticuppu* Thank you so much dude~
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