《Sh*t My Parents Say》050 || Mom
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Can you believe it? Part 50! Just five months ago, I wrote a couple bits about parents whom I thought not to be funny. Now, over 9 thousand views and almost one thousand votes later, I see that maybe they are a little funny. Notice I said little, don't go getting an even bigger head, Mom. Anyway, here's part 50 :) KC
I told Mom about this website that connects students to teachers and teachers to parents. The teacher is able to text our phones and our parents' phones if they wish. We were sent home after school and told to tell our parents that they can sign up for this.
Mom's response upon hearing this was: "I don't need to sign up for that. I'm not that involved in your life. I don't care. I just feed you. The teacher can worry about you at school."
...thanks, Mom.
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