《Sh*t My Parents Say》065 || Mom
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The dog was whining and running around and barking at every passing car or person in front of the house. It was bothering me.
I joked to Mom, "Do you think it's too late to drop her off at the fire station?"
Mom looked at me and said with a straight face, "I would never drop her off at the fire station."
"Why did I just hear a specification?"
"What do you mean?" she asked, laughing a little.
"If that sentence were written, it would be italicized," I said.
She laughed more and said, "And capitalized and bolded."
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