《Sh*t My Parents Say》073 || Mom
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I was wearing a baggy sweater when Mom poked my stomach.
I swatted her hand away and said, "You can't do that. I wear the sweater to hide the flub. With this sweater, people could think I'm actually skinny. If you touch the flub, people see the flub."
"Yeah, but people know that with that ass, there has to be something to counteract it."
Then she laughed at her own joke... like always.
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