《Sh*t My Parents Say》079 || Mom
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"How do I look?" I asked, upon trying a new hairstyle.
"Like a monkey's butt."
She started laughing, then said, "Oh, your hair! Turn around. I was looking at your face."
Then she laughed even harder.
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