《Sh*t My Parents Say》087 || Mom and Dad
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Does everyone know the wire head scratchers? There's a picture above.
Well, Dad had his hand on Mom's head and was moving his fingers like a head scratcher. He asked Mom like he has many times before, "Hey, what's this?"
She sighed and didn't answer. "It's a brain sucker," he said, still doing the movement on Mom's head with his fingers, he said, "Hey, what's it doing?"
"Overeating?" Mom asked with a smirk.
"No, dying of starvation," he said with a laugh as Mom smacks his hand away.
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