Anyone else watching Idoitest on TV? It's a show where self-proclaimed smart people go on this game show and try to solve stupid brain challenges, in order to win up to $10,000.

I won one of these challenges, which honestly, doesn't happen too often.

"For this split second," Dad said, "You are not an idiot." He almost sounded impressed. "But don't let it go to your head, soon enough you'll say something stupid and sound like an idiot again."

As he was saying this, I was drinking chocolate milk, and I laughed, making me choke on the drink.

"Or you'll just try to breathe your chocolate milk," he said, turning back to the TV and muttering, "Idiot."

That's right! I'm back with more funny and frankly, twisted things said by Mom and Dad. At first, I had written a second book, but I've decided against it and I'm keeping everything together.

Also, I'm saying this at the beginning so I don't get commented on later: there will be profanity. I'm sorry, but with parents like mine, it should be expected. I will not put warnings beside this one. I'm not putting this in Mature because it's really not. If you are offended by the title, or if Dad says fuck, too bad. I swear. People swear. It happens. Twelve year olds really should not be on Wattpad. Sorry.

And, please don't tell me how mean they are, because they really aren't. I've said many times that people cannot read a sarcastic and joking tone.

Anyway! Here is More Sh*t My Parents Say :) KC