《Sh*t My Parents Say》102 》Mom
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Little Sister is very fit for her age. She's going for abs. So, to keep her working, I like to punch her in the stomach, but stop my fist before it touches her. Don't ask me why, and if you're a sibling, you won't need to.
Anyway, I did that to her again, and this time, she went to do it back! Mom saw this and said, "Don't do that, Kid. You'll punch KC's stomach and your hand will bounce back."
"Mom!" I scolded for saying that.
Still laughing, she said to Little Sister, "Your hand would bounce back and give yourself a black eye." Both her and Little Sister laughed as I stood there, glaring. Then when Mom calmed down, she wiped her eyes and said, "Whoo, I'm funny."
Not really, Mom... not really.
Calling all artists out there! I have a huge favour to ask: I'd like you to draw me something. It could be for the whole book in general--this one or the first,-- or a part that you really liked, but I hope you're inspired. I'd love to see a little cartoon version of Mom, Dad, Little Sister or myself. It could be anything you want--a drawing or graphic design! If I really like it, (which I probably will) I will post it with my book. Send all your wonderful artwork to [email protected]
Thanks a bunch! :) KC
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