《Sh*t My Parents Say》108 》Mom
Advertisement
I had lost a cable for my television. I went to ask Mom if she had seen it.
"Mom, I can't find the right cord. Have you seen it?"
"No."
"Could you help me?"
"Well, where is it?"
"Why would I ask you where it is if I knew where it is?"
"Well, where could it be?" she asked.
"Why would I ask you where it is if I knew were it could be--"
"Where'd you have it last?"
"If I knew where I had it last, why would I ask you where--"
"Be gone with you," she shooed me away with her hand.
Advertisement
- In Serial80 Chapters
Rise of the Realm (Dungeon Core)
Dungeons are probably amongst the strangest creatures in the world, creating vast labyrinths and wonders to explore. This is the story of one such dungeon as he makes his first shaky steps into the world, and all of the horror and majesty he will bring into the world. (This is my first fiction and I would appreciate any constructive criticism) Note: Litrpg elements start around chapter nine, and the story is a little slow at first. (copyright 2021) Release Schedule: weekly on Fridays
8 115 - In Serial7 Chapters
Lost to the Mist
The year is 1870, the Franco-Prussian War rages on, and a newly formed unit -14e Régiment de Cuirassiers- armed with the latest in weaponry and training are marching to join the rest of the Brigade in an offensive to stall the Prussian advance. However, as on the march they run across a strange grey fog, one that obscures all vision within. Despite the risk, they march onward, upon riding through the mist, all 1200 find themselves transported to a fantasy realm seeming stuck in the medieval ages. Having to lead this Regiment of elite cavalry is a young blonde haired man by the name of Luc Demoulin. Being a newly promoted Colonel and untested Commander, it’s up to him to protect all those within the 14th as they try to figure out where they are and establish something of a home in this new world they find themselves. To help in this effort are a small population of elves led by a beautiful elven woman by the name of Calondra, whom the 14th had saved from a life of slavery mere moments after arriving…
8 94 - In Serial20 Chapters
Parallel World Vet
After a difficult and lonely life, Arun is reincarnated in a parallel world thanks to his love for animals. In the body of a brilliant vet who doesn't have any success, he wakes up with the ability to hear the voices of pets. And in this new world, they have a very important place, to the point that each human being has a unique pet. Thanks to the new capabilities offered by his system, Arun decides to take over the veterinary clinic he now owns, to help pets and their owners through their problems. But it seems that in this world where pets are as intelligent as humans, understanding them may lead him into complicated cases... What will he discover about this mysterious world, and about the true role of pets ? 1 chapter / day.
8 153 - In Serial10 Chapters
The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
It is about a London lawyer named Gabriel John Utterson who investigates strange occurrences between his old friend, Dr Henry Jekyll, and the evil Edward Hyde. The novella's impact is such that it has become a part of the language, with the very phrase "Jekyll and Hyde" coming to mean a person who is vastly different in moral character from one situation to the next.------------I do not own or did not write this story. It is a copy of Original Book that I have uploded to help spread the book to wider audiences. Hope you enjoy.
8 187 - In Serial30 Chapters
Baseball Princess
Lindsey Adams does not want to do a spring sport in her Freshman year. However, she needs something to do with her free time. Then it hits her: manage a team. But which team? Baseball.She finally works up the nerve to talk to the coach, and he lets her manage the varsity team. She has to come to every practice and game, and even join the boys if they go out for a celebratory meal. Sounds great, right? Spending all that time with all the upperclassmen six packs. That's exactly what Lindsey thought.What she didn't expect was sixteen new brothers that watch her every move and beat up every boy who lays an eye on her. Now how is she supposed to get asked to Prom?
8 299 - In Serial31 Chapters
Art Book
Imma dump all my drawings here just to see my progressss
8 223
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
