《Sh*t My Parents Say》114 》Mom
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I am allergic to cats. We have a cat. As you can imagine, this is a bit of a problem.
On many occasions, I've been sniffling and sneezing and coughing due to allergies from that asshole of a cat--Yes, Little Sister! Your cat is an asshole.
"Mom," I've said. "Why do we still have the cat? I'm allergic. Let's just get rid of it."
Not looking up from her book, she's said many times, "She doesn't cost as much, or annoy me nearly as much. So I think I'd get rid of you before I got rid of the cat."
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