《Sh*t My Parents Say》127 》Mom
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"Here, hold my arm," she said as we walked through ice and snow in a driveway.
"How is this helping you?"
"Because if I slip, I pull you down, but I stay standing."
"Wow. And the Mom of the year award goes to..."
She laughed and almost slipped. But I stood standing.
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