《Sh*t My Parents Say》146 》Mom
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"Mom, how many stones are in a pound? You know, the British weight numbers."
"I don't know!" she said to Little Sister. "Goog-ly it," she waved her hand away.
"You mean, Google?" I asked for the nth time with this subject.
Mom ignored me and Little Sister found the conversion she wanted. "There's 14 pounds in stone, if anyone was wondering."
"Ooh, good to know," Mom said. "Now I know how many I can throw at you."
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