"Please tell me one of you said that" Chills ran up your spine, it was as if the temperature in the room suddenly dropped.

"Did that sound like either of us?" Jeff said.

"No, but-WHAT THE HELL!?" A pale hand was coming out of your screen. Not thinking, you dumped salt on the hand, it blistered and went back in.

"AHA! Come at me bro!" You poured some in the palm of your hand and waited.

"Jeez, what is that stuff?" A voice said behind you; you spun around and saw a boy dressed as...Link? He was rubbing his burned hand.

"This is salt" You threw a handful at him but he disappeared before it hit him. You backed up against a wall so he couldn't attack you from behind but during all the excitement of you becoming basicaly a ghostbuster you forgot he was a ghost. Pale arms wrapped around you, one hand covering your mouth.

"Bet you didn't expect this..." You spat in his hand and he let you go. You put more salt in your mouth in case he decided to grab you again.

"Goddamn! Would you stop with the salt!" You couldn't say anything clever due to the salt in your mouth so you just threw salt in his face.

"AHH#HH##!" He buried his face in his hands, knocking off his hat, and started to glitch; little green sparks flying off him occasionally. You took the chance and poured a salt ring around him, sure you were risking your life on advice from a t.v show but in a way it made sense to you. You spat out the salt and watched as his glitching subsided, he raised his head from his hands and glared at you with blood dripping from his black eyes.

"D0 ¥0u r34ll¥ 7#1nk 7#47 ₩1ll 570p m3?!" He roared and tried to walk forward, but he couldn't get past the salt.

"₩#4-₩#47 7#3 fu(k?!" He glitched again.

"Woah, I didn't know if that would work" You breathed a sigh of relief.

"1 (4n'7 3>3n 73l3p0r7! ₩#4t 15 7#15 5#17?!" He sparked.

"Salt, motherfucker" You closed the cap and examined your laptop.

"Seriously BEN, I expected him to fail..." Jeff kicked Toby again.

"But not you" BEN glared at him.

"3xpl41n 2 m3 ₩#¥ ¥0u'r3 #4nd(uff3d 2 4 r41l1ng"

"She pepper sprayed me and tazed my nips" Jeff glared at you.

"And she shot m-me with t-tranquilizers, t-twice!" Toby said.

"And now she's gonna take your hat" You picked up the green wind-sock off the floor.

"0# n0 ¥0u'r3 n07!" BEN tried to grab it, but it was outside the salt ring.

"Yes I am" You said cheerfully, as you put it on.

"D0n'7 ₩34r m¥ #47!" He stomped his foot.

"I think you mean MY hat" You smiled, he grumbled something and sat on the floor.

"...₩hat ev3r" You tried turning on your laptop again, but no dice.

"Dude, you completely fried my laptop!" You pried open the disk holder and more water flowed out.

"Yeah, that h4ppens-"

"Thanks, I've been wanting to get a new one; this one was just so slow y'know" You lied just to bug him.

"Hmph, happy to help" He mumbled.

"So..two killer's, a cosplay ghost, and a Y/A year old girl; sounds like the beginning of a bad joke" You said after about an hour of silence.

"mmph, shut up, I'm sleeping" BEN groaned from his circle.

"I'll fucking salt you again" You growled. It was five in the morning, you had dealt with three killer's with the small amount of sleep you got, you were pretty fucking cranky.

"Mabye you should...Go To Sleep" Jeff said.

"I'll fucking taze you again" You pointed at him.

"Please d-do" Toby was bent over with Jeffs feet on his shoulders.

"DID I SAY YOU COULD SPEAK?!" Jeff slammed his foot down on him.

"Fucking hell..." You shot Jeff with a tranquilizer, un-cuffed him, moved him up a few steps, and re-cuffed him to the railing.

"There, now he can't reach you" You said.

"T-thank y-"

"5#U7 UP, 1'M 7R¥1NG 70 5L33P!" BEN yelled.

"SO SLEEP! YOU WHINY BITCH!" You yelled back, he grumbled and rolled over.

The AC turned on and small bits of salt were blown away.

"oh come on..." You walked into your dad's office and got spray on glue stuff.

"I'm going to get in sooo much trouble for this" You sprayed the glue over the salt and sprinkled more salt over the glue.

"What the HELL are you doing?" BEN asked.

"I'm making sure you don't escape" You finished the circle and Carry On My Wayward Son ran through your head.

"Nopenopenopestopstoooopnooooo!" You slapped your forehead.

"W-what was that?" Toby asked.

"...nothing" You put the glue away.

An alarm went off.

"Forgot to turn off my clock...again" It was now 6:30 on Saturday morning.

This was going to be a long day.

*??? POV*

"Where are they?" You said.

"Didn't you send Toby and BEN to find Jeff?" A hooded figure asked.

"Yes, but they should be back by now..." You pondered.

"Want us to go get them?" A masked man entered the room.

"No, I think he would be perfect for this" You pointed to the shadows where a blue mask hid a pointed smile.