《Out With The Old, In With The New》15 - First day drama
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Everyone is sitting in class trying not to zone out as they try, keyword being try, to listen to Ms. Mendeleiv drone on and on about the importance of being careful while handling dangerous chemicals without the proper protection and guidance.
Kacey tries to pay attention, but gets bored very easily and can't concentrate because of the paper balls that keep hitting the back of his head, and every time he turns around he sees Adrian with a smirk on his face.
This time, to Kacey's appeal, it isn't paper balls. It's worse. This time it's...spit wads. Every 2 minutes Kacey feels a spit wad hit the back of his head and somehow Adrien manages to not get caught.
20 minutes pass and it's finally time for their free period. Ms. Mendeleiv leaves the room (bad idea) and all the students talk amongst themselves.
Nino: Anyone else think class was a total drag?
Kacey: Oh my God, yes! I was holding myself from beating Pretty Boy's ass!
He turns around, but Adrien is no where to be found.
Jason: Where'd he go?
Kacey: He WAS right there!
He turns back around and is met with a spit wad to the face.
Adrien: Watch out, it looks like rain today.
Kacey: If you're that insecure, just say that. If I'm that incredible, just say that and move on. Instead of doing that though, here you are, mad because the woman YOU couldn't pull is all over ME and not YOU.
Marinette picks their head off the table looking groggy and sits back in their chair.
Marinette: W-What? Is class over yet? Did Ms. Mendeleiv leave?
Kagami: Class has been over for about 8 minutes now.
Marinette: Oh. Ok. Why the hell is walking wheat field here?
Kacey: I'on know. He was spouting something about rainy days and started shooting spit wads like a middle schooler.
Marinette: Real mature, Agreste. Girls LOVE a guy who shoots spit wads.
Adrien: They do!?
Kagami: (Scoffs) No. Desperate son of a-
Luka: Ok! I'd like to shift the conversation! Mrs. Tsurugi agreed to fence with me tomorrow!
Kagami: YES!
Kacey: Who?
Chloe: We've gotta go back about a week. So, Luka, Nino, Kagami and Juleka were just having fun at the park right? Scrolling through TikTok sounds, dancing, eating ice cream, y'know?
Kacey: Yeah?
Chloe: Then outta no where Kagami's mom pulls up like, "Kagami! You should be studying, or practicing your fencing!". Then Luka was all, "Ma'am, it's the weekend and I don't think-" and I kid you not when I say, that woman smacked him upside the head with that elongated stick!
Marinette: Oop-
Chloe: So then Mrs. Tsurugi it was all, "If you duel against me and win, then I will give Kagami all the freedom she wants. But if you lose, then I decide how to raise my daughter". Then she drags Kagami by her ear to their car and they went adios!
Luka: It has just now occurred to me that I've never held a Saber sword in my life. I'm screwed!
Kagami: It's not that hard. You go jab jab then you dodge then you attack then you win. In simple terms that's how you do it.
Luka: Oh. That can't be so hard, can it?
Adrien: HOW COME MRS. TSURUGI NEVER AGREED TO FENCE WTH ME!? WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM!?
Luke: You're really throwing a tantrum?
Luka: What IS so special about me? What did you tell her about me?
Kagami: I am not a liberty to discuss any of the previous conversations I have had with my mother regarding the Aqua haired male known as Luka Couffaine. Ask my lawyer for anymore information.
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Alix: As Ms. Tsurugi's attorney, I am obligated to say that my client will not be taking any questions regarding Luka Couffaine at this given point and time. If you have any complaints, then you are free to file a complaint with my commanding officer, Max Kanté.
Max: I am not at liberty to give you any information regarding this case, sorry.
Rose: I don't think it's very fair for you to fight a blind woman, Luka.
Kagami: Are you saying my mother can't handle herself just because she's blind?
Rose: I never said that!
Luka: Pipe down, pipsqueak.
Nino: Ain't no need to yell, but you are. Why?
Adrien: Correct me if I'm wrong, Arcs, but isn't your Soccer career over?
Marinette: DUDE!
Kacey: Correct me if I'm wrong, Agreste, but your father is in jail, no? Don't you have to rely on your assistant to survive? Ain't your mom STILL missing?
Marinette: KACEY!
Kacey: HE STARTED IT!
Nino: O-Ok, let's all calm down now-
Adrien: You wanna go!?
Kacey: Outside. Now!
They leave and the Miraculous team all look at each other.
Kim: Whose turn is it?
Ivan: I'm not doing it.
Alix: Me neither.
Max: Nope.
Marinette: It's clear that none of you are gonna get them, so I'll go.
They get up and quickly leave the classroom to stop Kacey and Adrien before people start calling the police. They don't see them in the courtyard, so they push past the crowd out to the street where Kacey and Adrien are fighting.
Kacey has a bloody nose and a cut that's reopened on his cheek, and Adrien has a cheek that is turning purple, blood dripping from his mouth and a black eye.
Marinette sighs and walks into the street and yanks Kacey back by his belt; pulling him away from Adrien and the crowd. They throw him on the ground and his back hits a nearby street pole.
Kacey: HEY! I WAS WINNING! I WAS ABOUT TO-
They bend down so their mouth is next to his ear and starts whispering in his ear.
Marinette: I will wear whatever you want me to later, but only if you walk away right now.
Kacey: Do I get the choice of picking: You wear nothing?
Marinette: No, you perverted freak.
Kacey: Looks like I'm boxing with a blonde.
Marinette: No you're not!
Kacey: The option of nothing AND I get to hit it, take it or leave it.
Marinette: And you get to- Take it or- You are a fucking freak!
Kacey: Yeah, and what about it?
Marinette: (Sigh) How about this: If you walk away now, I will do anything you want-
Kacey: Anything?
Marinette: -WITHIN REASON!
Kacey: Ok- wait! Whose reasons? Yours or mine?
Marinette: Yours.
Kacey: Hmmm...
He eyes them like a piece of meat and licks his lips pervertedly.
Kacey: You sure you wanna do that? It will leave A LOT to my "perverted" imagination~
Marinette: Put those quotation marks down, number one, and number two, you are a pervert. Now, decide before I do it for you.
Kacey: Fine, fine! But I want it to be white!
Marinette: I don't know why or what you mean by that, but whatever. Let's just go back inside.
They help him up and they walk back into the school with Kacey resisting the urge to run back up on Adrien who's screaming about "how he's a coward and can't even finish what was started".
Kacey: (Remember,Kacey, you are doing this to see YOUR woman in a two piece, lacey, white lingerie set! YOU pulled her, not that walking wheat field. Remember what your goal is here. TO TAP THAT ASS AND TREAT HER LIKE THE QUEEN SHE IS!)
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Marinette: Quit eyeing me before I do something about it!
Kacey: What kind of "something"?
Marinette: Get your mind out the gutter! You're a dirty person!
Kacey: I mean... I can clean out your gutters and make you dirty too~
Marinette: I'm gonna dirty up your face with my clumsy feet if you don't shut up right the hell now.
He just laughs and snakes his arm around their waist.
Kacey: Sooo... How about that skip day?
Marinette: Why?
Kacey: It's only 10:42, and if we leave now we'd get the whole day to ourselves~
Marinette: I don't like that tone.
Kacey: Not to mention the fact that we'd get to sleep in all day.
Marinette: I like sleep. Sleep is good. Sleep is fundamental and enjoyable.
Kacey: I know, so... Wanna skip?
Marinette: You're a bad influence on me.
Kacey: But you love it, don't you, Baby?
Marinette: Yeah...I do...
Kacey: Alright then! Let's go!
He takes their hand and they run out of the school before they're seen by anyone and head back to the hotel.
Marinette: Did I mention that you are a bad influence?
Kacey: Yup! But that doesn't make you love me any less...does it?
Marinette: You're very full of yourself for someone who sleep with a wittle chicky because of the big bad night terrors.
Kacey: You liked me for two years, right? Two years and you didn't do a damn thing. You waited for me to make the move because being around me makes you melt like putty in my hands. Am I right?
Marinette: Th-That's crazy! Y-You don't know what you're talking about!
Kacey: I know EXACTLY what I'm talking about! You're just mad because I'm right and you're not!
Marinette: The only thing that's "right" around here is the fact that you have an over inflated ego.
They wait for the elevator to open before it finally comes back down and they step inside to head up to the 11th floor.
The doors close and a sudden realization hits Marinette like their first against Kacey's head.
Marinette: Wasn't it your idea to go to school in the first place?
Kacey: No, that was you. I just wanted to stay home, but you said no.
Marinette: It was not! I wanted to stay home and you were all like, "One day missed will hurt you".
Kacey: I don't sound like that!
Marinette: Yes you do!
Kacey: No I don't!
Marinette: You do!
Kacey: I don't!
Plagg: Let's just say it's both your faults. Cheese boy for being contradicting and Pigtails for not stopping it.
Kacey: I am not contradicting!
Marinette: Yes you are!
Kacey: No I'm not!
Tikki: Can we go explore on our own?
Kacey: Uhh...sure? Just don't get seen.
Marinette: And if you do get seen, make sure you hide quickly so they think it was their mind playing tricks on themselves.
Tikki: Ok!
Tikki and Plagg fly through the elevator leaving Marinette and Kacey to finish out the rest of the floors by themselves. There's 8 more floors to go.
Marinette nervously shuffles on their feet and Kacey takes notice of this. He wraps his arms around them and pulls them in so their back is pressed against his chest.
Marinette: W-What are y-you d-doing?
Kacey: What~? Can't I hug MY girlfriend~?
Marinette: Well, y-yeah, b-but-
Kacey: But what?
Marinette: N-Nothing...
Kacey: Nothing, is that right? Nothing's wrong, but the second things start getting a little heated...
Marinette: You are outside your damn mind if you think-
Kacey: Let me remind you that YOU liked ME for 2 YEARS. What? Scared you actually fell for me?
Marinette: What are you willing to bet on it?
Kacey: That depends. I know I'll win this bet, but what I want is something not even YOU could handle.
Marinette: Try me.
Kacey: Awww~ But if I told you it wouldn't be as fun anymore~
The doors of the elevator open on the eleventh floor and the two of them sneak past Jason and Luke's families to get to their room.
They duck into their room and shut the door before anyone notices their entering during school hours.
Kacey: Well, that was close.
Marinette: Right? I thought we were dead meat.
Kacey: I know someone who'd be happy to show you some "dead meat", and-
Marinette: Shut it! Shut it! Be quiet! No!
Kacey: What~? All I was gonna say was-
Marinette: I don't wanna know!
Kacey: Can I hit it though?
Marinette: I'm gonna hit you if you don't shut up.
They walk to the closet and pull out a pair of sweatpants. They change out of the jeans their in, takes their shirt off and flops down onto their bed.
Kacey: Aren't you gonna put a shirt on?
Marinette: I feel that I've earned the right to be comfortable in my own living arrangements, don't you think?
Kacey: I think that since your my girlfriend I get an all access pass to smack that ass anytime I want. Don't you think?
Marinette: HA! You wish, Playboy.
Kacey: Stop calling me Playboy!
He tosses his pants into the laundry hamper and sits on his bed; starting to scroll through his phone.
Marinette: And if I don't?
Kacey: Then it's gonna be your problem. Y'know, I'm gonna start calling you, "Puppy".
Marinette: Puppy? You know how cliche you sound right now?
Kacey: Yeah, but hear me out. You're quick to move and speak and do shit, but the second someone moves in close...
He jumps from his bed to theirs and lands next to them.
Marinette: Watch it! You're gonna make me fall!
Kacey: Oh? You mean like...this?
He pulls them off the bed with him and onto the floor.
Marinette: Hey! No fair!
Kacey: Too bad! I don't care, Baby!
Marinette: Let me gooooooo!
Kacey: Nooooooo~!
Marinette: I wanna sleeeeep.
Kacey: We can sleeeeep here.
Marinette: Fine, but if my back hurts, I blame you.
Kacey: Kinda jealous of the floor. It gets to make your back hurt and I don't?
Marinette: Try anything and I'll hurt you.
Kacey: Noted.
They fall asleep on the floor surprisingly quick in their own little world, while the rest of the group has to deal with Adrien's whiny self being a little (insert any word you'd like) because he lost his chance with Mari.
On their way to their next class, while Nino is talking with Juleka, Adrien pops up in between the both of them and interrupts their entire conversation.
Nino: Hey... After school, do you wanna, I don't know, get some food?
Juleka: S-Sure. We could go-
Adrien: Hey, Nino!
Juleka: Catch you after class, yeah?
Nino: Yeah, ok.
Juleka speed walks away and Nino turns around to find Adrien only centimeters away from his face.
Nino: Dude! Do the words "personal space" mean not a damn thing to you!?
Adrien: Sorry...
He backs up and sheepishly rubs the back of his neck.
Adrien: I- I was wondering if...
Nino: If what?
Adrien: If...you could get me a date with Mari?
Nino: You know she has a boyfriend, right?
Adrien: Yeah, but- but I loved her first! Why does he get to have her!?
Nino: She isn't a prize to be won! You aren't gonna be walking around here treating her like a damn piece of meat and arm candy!
Adrien: But- But I love her!
Nino: She don't love you! You had your chance, but you didn't take it! Always talkin' about "she's just a friend". She wasn't a friend and you know it. You're just mad because Marr is happy, but she isn't happy with you.
Adrien: B-But...
Nino: I wanna hear it! That's my little sister, and if you so much as hurt a single hair on her fucking head...
He picks Adrien up by his collar and pins him to the wall. Adrien tries to get out of his grasp, but fails miserably.
Nino: I will make sure that you spend the rest of your life in jail. Just like your dead beat dad. Don't you even that if you hurt her that I won't be the first one to know.
He throws Adrien on the ground and lets out a small laugh when he starts shaking in fear.
Adrien: N-Nino, c'mon, th-this isn't you!
Nino: You're right, it isn't me...
Adrien lets out a small breath when he thinks Nino has come back to his senses and bends down face to face with him.
Nino: It's the new me. And let me just say... You. Make. Me. Sick.
He grips him up by his shirt and punches him in the gut, them spits in his face to make him feel how Marinette felt when he turned his back on her. He then stands back up and walks to class like nothing happened prepared for his detention that he knows he's gonna have after school for that.
On the other hand, Adrien...well, let's just say...he's planning something and it's not good. He gets to his feet and staggers down the stairs and out of the school to call his bodyguard.
Adrien: (All I've gotta do is wait until she's by herself... Just wait. Then... Then I'll take her. She knows she wants me, and it's me she'll get. Weather she says she wants it or not, she's mine. She's gonna be mine and she's gonna love it. All I've gotta do is get rid of that- that- that washed up pretty boy!)
His bodyguard pulls up in the car and Adrien gets in wiping the saliva off of his face before his bodyguard can start giving him questionable looks.
Adrien: I'm...not feeling quite well. Could- Could we go back home?
His bodyguard gives him an affirmative grunt and starts driving back to the Agreste mansion. On their way back they drive past Chloe's hotel. Adrien glares at it, but when he notices his bodyguard looking at him he tries to pretend he wasn't looking at anything at all.
Adrien: (Marinette Dupain-Cheng you will be mine soon!)
He laughs to himself, takes out his tablet and starts planning to... Let's just say he's planning something bad, and iykyk.
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