《Emperor's Pampered Cannon fodder》Bathing together
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Last thirty minutes in the bathroom was one hell of a experience for G.Li. First time when she discovered she was transmigrated, she thought life couldn't get any worse.
But this time she took her words back with her heads down.
Sob sob', why was the emperor so wicked and pervert?
He was not this perverted with the FL at all.
Actually the story she was transmigrated into was not of romance genre. It was more like an action novel and was all about the FL and ML's journey about conquering the world. Both leads were not lovey dovey couple, they were more like friends other than partners.
So,G.Li was not aware of this side of perverted nature of the emperor.
She fell into an abyss of depression as flashback started over her head.
After Zhu Zhen laid down in the bathtub, she stood there like a stone statue. She didn't know what to do.
Would she rub his back? or wash his hair?
Or kick his butt? strangle him to death?pull his ears out of his head?
"Stop that!", the emperor's voice boomed in the washroom.
G.Li tilted her head in confusion.
"Stop what?"
"Stop imagining ways to murder Zhen"
"........... "
How did he know?
"All your thoughts are written on your face, you fool!"
Oh! Now her subconscious decides to show up. Life couldn't get any better for her,sigh'
"Don't be sad. This is your chance to curry favor with him. Serve him well and get divorced", Her subconscious encouraged her.
"Thanks for your kind words. I will be ever grateful", G.Li was overflowing with tears.Her subconscious has never been this good to her. Seems like they can be best friends from now on..
"Now get on work, you dumbass"
Okay,okay. I take back my words. What friends? We are better as enemies.
With a newfound spirit, she rubbed her hands and knelt down behind Zhu Zhen. She took a handful of soap and started washing his hair.
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Actually, G.Li was a master on massage department. Be it hair massage or body massage, she was an expert. So she used all her experience and gave him one hell of a hair massage.
Zhu Zhen was bewildered with this new side of his concubine. Hell! Did he enjoy it!!!
After finishing hair massage, G.Li massaged his broad shoulders and got ready to leave..
"Where do you think you are going?"
Don't tell me you want me to massage your back now.
"Your highness, it would be inappropriate for xiaonu to wash your back"
Yes, she was a chaste, pure lady..so pure that all other pure beings will kneel down in front of her and announce,
"Goddess of pure"
"Who told you to wash Zhen's back?"
"Eh?then?"
"Massage Zhen's lower back"
"................."
Please let me throw up, I want to throw up.
👘👘👘👘👘👘👘
Gongsun Li was leading a miserable life these days. Didn't know which ghost possessed the king,he started taking her everywhere he goes.
For example, G.Li was now watching his sword practice with bored expression.
I know, I know, it should be a droolworthy scenerio to watch a handsome hunk gracefully practising sword but it is really boring when you get to watch it every freaking day, sigh'
She felt like crying but lacked tears. She was ruthlessly awaken from her delirious dreams about cute boys in the early morning and for what? Just to join him in practice!!! So hateful!
After a few minutes, the emperor's practice session ended. He dropped the sword and went to sit away from heat. His whole body was sweating furiously..
G.Li grabbed the towel and started wiping his sweaty forehead carefully..Then she moved to his hands and wiped them swiftly. All this time,she was unaware of the king's burning gaze on her face...
When she looked up, his eyes were on the front.
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"Why do you do this everyday?" His eyes were still on the front.
"Do what, your highness?" she asked confused.
"This... wiping thing"
If G.LI was in modern world,she would've snorted..
Lol! what else do you call me here for?sightseeing?
"It's jianqie's duty, your majesty" she replied with her heads down.
Oh. Then Zhen is just a duty for her.
Zhu Zhen couldn't comprehend why he was feeling bitter suddenly. It's good for a concubine to take him as a duty. He would be irritated if it was otherwise.
But It didn't feel... good at all.
G.Li was amused to see the dazed expression on the emperor's face. What was he thinking?
Zhu Zhen came out of his reverie when his concubine suddenly started coming closer. She spread her hand under his arms as if she was going to..... hug him..
Really?
His heart started beating fiercely. This concubine dared to hug him like this!!!But he can let go for this once. It won't hurt, right?
Zhu Zhen felt like going crazy out of all anticipation. Before he could realize what he was doing, he wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her closer..
...........
G.Li felt like lightening struck her whole body when the emperor hugged her out of the blue...
Hey, what's with this huggy bear?
She struggled to break free but his arms were secured strongly around her waist not letting go... huff!!
Defeated, she stopped her struggle and lay in his arms like a cuddly cat...
Zhu Zhen hid his head in the crook of her neck and breathed the scent of her hair.
Her hair smells really....bad.
"Your high..highness, what are you doing?", G.Li asked bashfully.
"Zhen is not doing anything. It's you who wanted to hug Zhen first"
What hug? She was just removing his robe belt!!! OMG!!! The emperor mistook her action as an attempt to hug!!
Seeing her red face, Zhu Zhen felt somewhat satisfied.
"You better ask me next time before you want to hug. Zhen may not be this generous everytime"
Wtf!!!!!
When the emperor left the area with a proud smile on his face, G.Li stood there dumbfounded gripping the robe belt tight in her hands.....
In the palace chamber....
After they entered the palace, G.Li maintained a careful distance from him. She couldn't risk what would this maniac mistake her actions for next time...
While she was being careful to prevent her tofu from being eaten again, someone was utterly irritated with the distance, and ladies and gentleman,that was our almighty emperor Zhu Zhen.
He was observing G.Li with narrowed eyes. She was undoing his mianfu [1] keeping two feet distance between them...Not once, she reduced the distance between them, not even by mistake...
All on a sudden, G.Li was yanked forward
crushing her head to his hard chest..
"Ouch!"
what's wrong with this maniac these days?
Hitting with his chest, her chin throbbed with pain..
But Zhu Zhen didn't seem to care...
Wrapping arms around her waist,he buried his face in her hair..
Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out.
G.Li felt like she would rather die...
Why did he hug me? Could be that he likes me?
"Li'er", the king whispered her name in her hair.
Li'er! not servant? not concubine?
Does he really like..
Aaaah!
The king suddenly pushed her out of his arms and looked away...
Dumbstruck with his sudden behavior, G.Li stuttered bashfullly,
"You.. your highness"
"Wash your hair well when you shower next time. It's.... smelly."
Eh? What did he just say?
smelly your mother!!
smelly your whole family!!!!!
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