《Demugad In The Battee of Blood》WILL these girls get the guy?
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I'm in class, the first non-demigod one in a few years. I hear the girl behind me whispering to the girl beside her. "Look at him he is sooooo cute." I was assuming that they were talking about someone else, there was a guy beside me that was hot, but he was not my type.
"His hair is just so rugged." The other girl replies.
"I'm going to ask him out during lunch."
"No I will." They start whisper yelling, it was kind of scary.
"Adreena and Giselle, do you wish to tell the whole class what is so important?" 1000 years and this class seemed exactly like the ones I left behind before camp.
"No sir." They said in unison. I turn to look at one of them and they just smiled before starting to write down notes. I decided to return to mine. The class seemed like forever, district 6, transportation, I was expecting that this would seem more like bunker 9 with all the repairmen and people building cars. But the weird thing was that now all the kids were learning about the history of transportation, not the ancient history, not literacy, math and science. They had transportation classes, teaching them how to conduct a train. The bell rings and I grab my stuff and b-line towards the door. It was finally time for lunch. I follow the crowd to the cafeteria and into the line for food. Mmm, I did not miss school food, but I will enjoy not having to scrape off the best parts.
I sit down and the two girls from earlier, Adreena and Giselle, sit on both sides of me. "Hey, I'm Adreena, and her name is Giselle, we have AP Transportation with you." The one with light brown hair says.
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"Oh, yeah, you were the two who got yelled at, my name is Will." Giselle seemed like she was in a trance.
"Yeah, do you want to know what we were whispering about?" Adreena asks.
"I already know," her smile drops. "Yeah, you were talking about the boy beside me."
"Pfft, no, Aaron is sweet, but he is very dumb." I start to think who else was around me, I am stuck looking at Adreena and... "Hello, did you hear me?"
"What sorry, no I didn't."
"I said I think you are cute, would you like to grab some ice cream tonight?" She says in a cute way, kind of like how Annabeth talks to Percy whenever she doesn't want to slit his throat.
"Oh, um, the thing is..."
"No, don't go with her! Go with me" Giselle must have snapped out of her trance whenever I did.
I had an idea, maybe not a good one, but it might work. I found a grip under the table and held on. "Ok, here's a deal, both of you kiss me on the cheek, whoever I turn to and kiss on the lips is the one I'll go with." This was weird since I had a boyfriend all the way in district 12.
"Fine, we'll do it." They both closed there eyes which was perfect. I lean back and watch as both girls kiss each other. "YES!" They both yelled in unison, everyone at the table was laughing including me. When they realized what happened they both stopped and looked at me with a questioning angry look.
"I guess that's a no." I said as I grabbed my lunch tray and moved to another table.
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