: hey Y/N *sniff* hey you don't smell to bad.

: I feel violated.....I also smell like Fiji!

: Well I wanted to say that Palutena is happy with what you did.

: I jumped into a plants mouth and I was shoved in a metal tub, I'm glad she's happy!

: what's wrong? Did the plant really bother you that much.

: my bad mood is from the centurion.

: ah.....well Palutena wants to see you, she wants to award you.

: you know what.....why not?

: come in.

: well.....you look nice.

: thank you Y/N, hey you smell good.

: Fiji.

: I'm going to have beef, what about you?

: half an ecosystem of shrimp.

: wouldn't that make them extinct if you already ate them?

: it was 50 years ago, I'm pretty sure they stabilized.....I think.

: so....how did you find out about your gift?

: true story, I was fishing when a bunch of sirens lured me to the rocks, the pulled me off and just before they decided to kill me I just got filled with emotion. Long story short the sirens are paste.

: ah.

: it's one of those things that it happened for a reason, though now I'm scared of mermaids.

: why is that?

: they're so pretty, but their deceiving, I saw them attack a fishing boat.

: do you know why these monsters were made, not including the type of beast you are.

: thinning the herd? Don't want an overpopulation of stupidity so the stupid die and the smart live on.

: you're correct with thinning the herd, but not correct about why.

: then it has to do with the resistance against the Gods.

: sadly you're correct.

: FOOD!

: I have never heard her laugh so hard before, he must be hilarious.

: what is he doing?

: hey Meatcake, what's going on in there?

: the boy jumped into the plate of shrimp, he's a friggin animal.

: there should be nothing funny about that.

: this is some good shrimp, here try this.

: uh Y/N?

: the two together make a beautiful flavor, I had burritos with the two before, it's absolutely heavenly.

: that's really good Y/N.

: so the guy comes up to me and says "ey, you wanna fight?" And I was like "how about I take this shrimp and replace your ear with it"....then I kicked him in the shin.

: Goddess can hold her drink....I like that, once again though I remain the champion of drinking.

: she's going to be out for a while.

: ahem!

: Gah! Gods don't do that, I've been attacked by enough plants today!

: how was your date? You had her laughing nonstop.

: what can I say? I'm a natural.