《Naruto The Shinobi Hunter》Chapter 29.5
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Naruto was sitting in a bed as he was reading another one of his manga. As he was reading, he heard someone walk over to him, "Naruto?" a voice asked as he looked behind him and saw Sasuke walking up to him.
"Oh, hey. What's going on?" Naruto asked, putting away his manga to speak with him.
"Everyone's going home... but I wanted to see how you were doing. You took a bad fall there," Sasuke said, sitting on a bed across from him
"Really? It's been that long?" Naruto looked at the time and saw that it was Noon. He sighed, getting off his bed and taking a deep breath. "Well, I better get going. Mom and Dad are going to be angry that I didn't get back home with them s-"
"Actually, Naruto, can we talk for a bit?" Sasuke asked, laying down on the bed
"Well... yeah, can't see why not," Naruto layed back down on the bed he was using. He stared up at the ceiling as Sasuke began talking.
"What happened?"
"Hn?"
"You had me on the ropes... but then I got lucky and took you down," Sasuke stated, seemingly inspecting Naruto, "and I don't like it,"
"W-what are you talking about? You just beat me! You said it yourself," Naruto replied, quickly hopping off the bed and speed-walking to the door, "anyway, I gotta use the bathroom,"
"Okay... hey! Before you go, my mom wanted to tell you that you're gonna spend the night with us," this made Naruto turn around and look at him with a raised brow
"What?" Naruto looked surprised, hearing this out of the blue
"Yeah, my mom talked to your mom and said that you're gonna spend the night with us,"
"Like a play-date?"
"More like a slumber party!" Sasuke hopped off his bed, a large smile filled with joy as he then started running to the door, "I almost forgot! I was supposed to help mom with shopping today! She's making o-musubi with bonito flakes and tomatoes! I gotta go! See ya Naruto!" and he ran out the door, leaving Naruto alone in the room with only his thoughts.
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"Well... at least something good happened today," Naruto whispered to himself, walking to the door as he saw Naruko and Menma walk in.
"Naruto! Come on! Let's go home!" Naruko shouted as she grabbed his arm
"Yeah! Come on! Mom is making more ramen for us!" Menma grabbed Naruto's other arm and they began to drag him out the door
'I feel like a bitch right now,' Naruto mentally cried as he was being dragged by his brother and sister.
Naruto stood next to his mother as she carried a bag of clothes, a large pillow, and a huge fluffy blanket.
"Mom, you didn't have to carry my stuff," Naruto looked at his mother, who gently kicked the front door of the Uchiha Main House
"Sweetie, please, mommies in a good mood. Plus, it's been a while since you last played with Sasuke-kun, hasn't it?" Kushina replied to her son, peeking out from the blanket, only her eyes showing as the door opened.
"Naruto! Kushina! So nice of you to come!" Mikoto said, smiling as she clapped her hands, "Sasuke! Naruto's here!"
"COMING!" Sasuke shouted, running down the stairs wearing tomato-themed PJ's. Naruto couldn't help but giggle at Sasuke as the ladder suddenly slipped and face-planted into the wood
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Owie," Sasuke whimpered as Naruto fell onto his back and hit his head on the ground
"Ouch!" Naruto then gave a fake whimper, giving crocodile tears as both mothers went to their children and sighed
"Time for the ice," they both said as Kushina picked Naruto up in her arms with his stuff and Mikoto helped Sasuke to his feet.
Naruto held a bag of ice on his head as Sasuke held a rag with ice on his face, "You too are so cute," Mikoto said, smiling and making both boys huff. Kushina and Mikoto smiled as the ladder turned to her friend and said: "Hey, how about we let the boys play while we talk outside? Hn?"
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"Oh, of course! It's been a while since we last talked, hasn't it?" Kushina replied, following Mikoto outside while leaving Sasuke and Naruto sitting on the couch.
Naruto turned to Sasuke and asked: "So... what now?"
"Wanna play on my Wii?" Sasuke asked, pulling out an old wii controller, "Mom said it's old, but it still works,"
"What games do you have?" Naruto watched as Sasuke hopped down to the TV across from them and pulled open the cabinet that the TV sat on
"Super Smash Brothers Brawl, Mario Kart, Just Dance, LEGO Star Wars, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3, and a bunch of others," Sasuke replied, pulling out said games as Naruto looked at each of them. As Naruto looked at each of the titles, he removed his bag of ice from the back of his head, opened the bag, and started to eat the ice.
"What are you doing?" Sasuke looked at Naruto with a strange look, Naruto looking back without a care in the world
"What? I like chewing on ice sometimes,"
"You're gonna break your teeth," Sasuke deadpanned. Naruto set down his bag and pulled on his own cheek, revealing his metal teeth.
"I've already lost some teeth. No harm in losing a few more," Naruto stated, making Sasuke look in awe
"Those are cool!" Sasuke said, looking at the several metal teeth Naruto had in his mouth, "I wish I can get one of those... wait! Idea!"
"Are you sure about this?" Naruto asked Sasuke, holding a large toaster in his hands. Sasuke, who was tying a piece of string to one of his teeth, was nodding.
"Yeah, I'm sure. Saw someone do this in a movie once... plus, I can get some money from the tooth-fairy," Sasuke replied, done tying the string to his tooth and attaching the other end to the toaster
"So, how is this supposed to work again?" Naruto watched as Sasuke pointed to the stairs and placed his hand on the rail
"Okay, you throw the toaster over the stair-rails, my tooth comes out, and I get some money and a new metal tooth,"
"... this... is the greatest plan I've ever heard," Naruto commented as Sasuke started to hug the rail
"Okay... do it! Throw it as hard as you can!"
"As hard as I can?"
AS HARD AS YOU CAN!" Sasuke shouted as Naruto shrugged and, with all his might, threw the toaster over the rail.
"So, Mikoto... a-are you sure you want to-"
*CRASH!*
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Mikto shouted, jumping up from the bench she was sitting on with a piece of paper in her hand. Her eyes were puffy as she looked at her house and started running, Kushina soon following behind her.
"Uhhh... was that supposed to happen?" Naruto asked, looking at the toaster that was destroyed... along with the wooden floor. Looking as Sasuke, who was crying on the stairs while holding his chin and covering his mouth
"Mommy," Sasuke wept as Naruto walked down the stairs and looked at the string to find Sasuke's tooth
"Your tooth came out!" Naruto shouted, holding the tooth in the air. And from the floor through the railings, Naruto saw Sasuke hold his arm up... and give a thumbs-up.
"NARUTO! SASUKE! WHAT HAPPENED?!" Kushina screamed, breaking down the front door to see Naruto standing next to the destroyed toaster and Sasuke on the stairs with a thumbs-up
"Oh dear kami... haha... hahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kushina started laughing as she looked at them
"What happened?! What's go- oh no," Mikoto sighed, face-palming at the situation before her
"O-OH MY KAMI! HAHAHAHA! T-THEY'RE EXACTLY LIKE THEIR MOTHERS! HAHAHAHA!"
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