《Pennywise the Dad!》First curse word
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A tired clown laid on the sofa after being up all night with a giggling baby and finally had a chance to get some sleep, the sound of tiny footsteps ands a tambourine broke the silence and his nap.
He opened an eye and saw his daughter playing with the same toy that helped in keeping his daughter entertained while also helping him stay up all night.
Aaliyah ended up dropping her tambourine to the floor making a louder sound than usual but what made the clown shoot up from the sofa was the sound of his daughter saying something he shouldn't have heard until she was older.
"Fuck!"
"What did you just say?!"
He looked at his daughter in the most angry way possible but seeing her father look at her like that and in that tone of voice made the girl start to cry.
"Oh no no no I'm sorry sweetheart." He went to get up from the sofa and his brother walks in and sees the scene.
"what did you do to her?" Sounding like it's not the first time he had said that to his brother.
"Nothing I got mad because she said something bad." All while the brothers were talking Aaliyah wiped her face and quietly crawled away with tambourine in mouth.
"I'm sure it couldn't have been that bad brother you must be over reacting." While the clown dies usually over react with alot of things this time it was different.
"No she said a bad word!" He went up to his brothers ear and whispered the word to him not realising his child isnt in the room.
"She really said that? Where would she have heard it from?" The two tried to think of where Aaliyah could have heard it from but couldn't put the culprit together.
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"It wasn't you was it?" Pennywise looking at his brother in disbelief. "You really think I'd teach my daughter something like that at a young age?"
He didn't know how to react to such an accusation from his own brother.
"Well I didn't teach it to her I watch my mouth around her and pops is always busy with the circus he would never have the time to reach her that word even if he wanted to."
They were both stomped and had no idea who could have taught her that bad word.
"Um bro, where is she?" The clown turned around and realised his daughter was gone.
"Ah fuck!"
He quickly turns to his bother.
"Okay I only said it that one time."
*Time skip*
"What the fuck?" Rickie says as Beverly hits him over his big head and sits down on the other side of the happy baby playing the tambourine.
"I told you to stop cussing in front of her, she might end up repeating what you said."
Aaliyah would sometimes come and find the losers club, she always knew to find the big tree since they are always sitting there and she liked them, she say in the shade with Richie and Beverly by her sides and the rest of the losers club were near her either talking or throwing a ball to eachother.
"Fuck."
"See Richie no wonder she has started to say it." The baby giggled and laughed while shaking her tambourine while watching the two kids beside her talk.
"Ah come on Bev she canearn now so she can cuss at the teachers and bulles when she's in school." She looked up at the two of them wondering what they were talking about but before she could answer the question she heard two voices that was oh so familiar to her.
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"There she is!"
"Sweetheart there you are!"
The deguised clown picked up his child and held her close to him so glad that she was okay.
He look at the kids wondering what they were doing with her again, he'd dare not want to think about what he would do to them if they had.
"Why did you have my daughter again?" Before anyone could saying anything the baby came out with a new word.
"Rich!"
They all looked at her surprised and amazed she said a new word, she pointed at Richie and smiled.
"Rich!"
Richoe was so happy seeing he was the first one to have Aaliyah say his name, if you saw closely you'd swear he she'd a tear.
"Fuck!"
That smiled faded as soon as he saw the look on her fathers face change from happy to mad.
"So you taught her that would did you?!"
He came closer and making richie back away but Luckily his bro stopped the clown from doing anything.
"He's just a kid leave him alone besides we better get her home." With that the two turned around and started walking home.
"Promise daddy you won't say that word again?" The little girl smiled and saw her father smile while he held over at his shoulder.
She lookyover at the losers and gave them a little wave and gained seven waves back, she slept peacefully that night dreaming of when she'd see her friends again.
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