A/N: This episode is what started it all! In this, Alastor's more creepier and morbid, having a more morbid voice. Think of Lucy Loud's voice from the Loud House, and make it slightly deeper. I found this on Tumblr but I forgot who it was by.

Alastor's POV

We were all sent an alert from Numbuh 1, I didn't mind, I was just sitting on my coffin, about to cut off another dolly's head as a red oozing 6 appears on my wall. I run out of my room and sit next to Abby.

Nigel: Greetings, fellow Kids Next Door. Today's mission is an important one for us. Now, as you can see, one of our satellites has intercepted a phone call from the neighborhood swim club.

He projected an image and they were amazed.

All but Nigel: Oooh

Nigel: It seems that our enemies, the grown-ups, have extended their Adult Swim so that kids have absolutely no swim time of their own. And we all know how boring a bunch of grown-ups are in a pool.

Hoagie: Yeah, Numbuh 1, they never splash around or do cannonballs!

Kuki: And they never scream real loud!

Wally dunks Kuki's head down

Wally: Or dunk each other under the water!

Alastor's about to talk as it freaks out her teammates.

Alastor: And they never want to pretend they drowned so I can host fake funerals for them.

Nigel: Other than Numbuh 6's complaint, precisely. So, if we're going to put a stop to this Adult Swim thing, we're going to need a plan. And I have just-

Abby whistles, getting their attention.

Abby: Numbuh 5 has a plan. Why don't we just go jump in the pool? Who's gonna stop us?

Hoagie: Let's do it!

Everybody but Nigel cheers loudly, with the exception of Alastor cheering quietly, and run out of the treehouse.

Nigel: Hey, guys, wait for me!

Time skip to in COOLBUS

Hoagie: Gooood afternoon passengers. This is your captain, Numbuh 2, speaking. At this time we would like a request that you, HANG ON TO YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!

He cheers while they land outside the pool, in their swimsuits. (A/N: This is the swimsuit Alastor always wears when they're in swimsuits).

Nigel: Let's get in that pool!

They run to the pool but are stopped by an electric fence that electrocutes them.

Mr. Wink: Our sincerest apologies, Kids Next Door, but it is, currently, Adult Swim.

Mr. Fibb: If you'd like to go swimming, you're more than welcome to use the kiddie pool.

Everyone but Nigel: Kiddie Pool!

They run off without Nigel.

Small time skip

They sit in the kiddie pool that's too small for them, so most of their body parts stick out.

Wally: Move Over!

Kuki: Marco! Polo!

Hoagie: You move over, Numbuh 4!

Nigel raises his hands as everyone moves away from him.

Nigel: KNOCK IT OFF! Why are we in the kiddie pool?!

Alastor: Cause we're kids.

Kuki: Because the water's nice and warm?

Sector V, except Kuki, look down, disgusted while Kuki and the other children smile proudly.

Wally: Why don't we give those lifeguards a good whoopin', Numbuh 1?

Alastor: Or give them a taste of their own medicine and electrocute them?

Nigel sticks his finger in Wally's face and another in Kimi's face.

Nigel: Because I have a better idea! Kids Next Door, battle stations!

Alastor stands up, creepily looking ahead.

Alastor: Seis (Six).

Abby stands up.

Abby: Five!

Wally stands up and raises his fists.

Wally: Four!

Kuki stands up and raises her arms.

Kuki: Three!

Hoagie holds up two fingers.

Hoagie: Two!

Sector V: One!

Nigel signals a satellite that causes a catapult to fall down, Sector V standing on it.

Nigel: Kids Next Door, attack!

They fall into their seats on the Kid-a-pult.

Nigel: Preparing the target!

Nigel lowers his binoculars and scans the pool.

Nigel: Almost there...

Nigel's scanner locks onto Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb.

Nigel: Target Lock! Fire Numbuh 2!

Hoagie seemed surprised by the command.

Hoagie: Who, me? Oh no...

They launch Hoagie as he screams and lands on the back of the lifeguard chair, knocking Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb into the pool.

Hoagie: Who wants to go swimming?

A bunch of kids cheer as they run to the pool. Nigel leads his team to the water.

Nigel: Adult Swim is over!

Hoagie: Come on in, guys! The water's great!

Kids cheer and jump into the water, as it starts to bubble and get darker.

Nigel: You know, maybe we should get back to the KID-A-PAULT.

A laser destroys the KID-A-PAULT as the lifeguard chair grows in size and shoots lasers everywhere.

Mr. Wink: If at first you don't succeed at keeping filthy children out of the pool, Mr. Fibb...

Mr. Fibb: Try, try again, Mr. Wink.

Children run away, screaming as Sector V, minus Kuki, gets grabbed by an arm with Hoagie, all tired and exhausted.

Nigel: Okay, I've got a plan. First, Numbuh 3 will - hey, where is Numbuh 3?

Wally: At the snack bar.

Abby: Numbuh 5 ordered nachos.

Abby snaps her fingers.

Nigel: Are you guys crazy?! You can't eat now!

A laser destroys a bush right next to Nigel as Sector V stands face-to-face with Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb. Where's Numbuh 6, she's normally has this thing deactivated by now?

Alastor suddenly stands next to Nigel, scaring him when she starts talking.

Alastor: Right here, boss.

Mr. Wink: I'm afraid that you Kids Next Door won't be swimming today.

Mr. Fibb: Or ever again.

A laser powers up from the top of the chair, while Sector V except Alastor coward in fear, Alastor just shrugs.

Alastor: Eh.

A hand with a hot pretzel suddenly appears in front of Hoagie.

Kuki: Snack time!

The laser gets deactivated.

Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb: Snack time?!

Kuki hands the pretzel to Hoagie, the nachos to Wally and Abby, and a popsicle to Alastor. The chair lowers and Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb run towards Sector V.

Kuki: You guys wanted the ice cream, right?

Mr. Fibb: Yeah, thanks!

Mr. Wink: Mm, so good.

Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb start licking their ice cream. Mr. Wink holding the cone for Mr. Fibb. (A/N: Did anyone else notice this? It's soooooo cuuute, my heart!) Kuki starts eating popcorn, next to Nigel.

Nigel: Excuse me, we don't give ice cream cones to the enemy! H-hey, what did you get me, anyway?

Kuki: Nothing!

She laughs while Nigel stands in the middle of everyone, shocked.

Nigel: Nothing?

Nigel notices that the chair is unguarded, he slips away and gets in the chair, laughing.

Nigel: With your superchair, the Kids Next Door will rule the pool and swim all we want! But first, I'm going to get rid of you lifeguards!

Nigel presses a button as the chair malfunctions, going out of control, he waves his hands and screams, activating a drill that drills a hole in the pool, draining the water, while everyone watches. Everyone looks at him angrily, on the outside of the pool.

Everyone: Ahem!

Nigel starts to talk, sheepishly.

Nigel: So, who's going to the kiddie pool? Anyone?

End transmission

Trivia

- Alastor has a continuity of calling Nigel 'boss'

- This battle and the battles with Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb have a reason behind them, that will be uncovered in Operation A.F.L.O.A.T.