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IMPORTANT -

STEAL

CREAMY

REFRIGERATED

EDIBLES -

AVOID

MELTDOWN

Two excited kids become sad and depressed after a long awaited ice cream truck passes them. Sector V jump on the ice cream truck as it speeds past them. Wally driving while Kuki tries to steal ice cream.

Computer: Access denied

Kuki: Please give me the vanilla chocolate swirl!

Alastor stands with Nigel and Abby, interrogating the ice cream worker while he's scared for his life.

Nigel: All right Ice Cream Man, spill it.

Ice cream man: Please, I don't know anything, I swear!

Abby: We've had it with you guys just driving on by when kids want ice cream.

Alastor: It sickens us.

Nigel: You know what we want.

Alastor grips the man by his shirt.

Alastor: You DO know! You just don't want to tell us!

Wally notices three other ice cream trucks in the side view mirrors and drives his truck into the other. While Kuki is still trying to get ice cream. The truck in front of Wally gets ahead of him.

Truck driver: How's about a little hot fudge, Sunny.

The back opens, spilling hot fudge on the road.

Wally: Oh, crud!

Wally swerves to avoid the fudge, knocking the ice cream machine in the back and taking out one the two trucks. The remaining truck launches an ice cream missile that's torpedoing its way through the road.

Wally: Hang on, gang.

Wally drives up the side of the mountain and all the way through a tunnel, missing the missile as it hits and blows up the truck in front of Wally. It lands on the truck behind Wally's, destroying both trucks.

Nigel: That was close. Now, where were we.

Nigel grabs the ice cream man, who's holding the ice cream cone for dear life.

Nigel: Okay, talk. We know you're hoarding all the soft serve for yourself in that ice cream factory. We also know there's a defence system to keep us kids out. If you keep it to yourself, you'll have a double scoop of ice cream on your cone – What's the password.

Ice cream man: I-I don't...it's-it's...it's frosty. The password is frosty.

Abby: Figures.

Alastor: Of course.

Wally walks up to Nigel, on the roof.

Wally: Hey, Numbuh 1, you might wanna check this out.

Wally points to the road ahead, blocked by ice cream trucks.

Nigel: A roadblock! Quick, tell Numbuh 4 to turn the truck around.

Wally: I am Numbuh 4 (A/N: Love that part!)

Nigel: Then who's driving the-

The truck crashes at the bend and goes flying off the mountain, the remaining ice cream men gather at the edge as the M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. flies up and carries one away.

Computer: Kids Next Door M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. Massively Oversized Super Quick Undercover Icy Treat Transport On Helium-jets.

Hoagie flies the M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. away while cheering.

Nigel: So long, suckers!

The KND fly off, shouting mocking goodbyes.

Ella's POV

The ice cream man that gave them the password opens the back of a stretched out ice scream limo, with the Delightful Children in the back.

Delightful Children: So, did you give them the password?

Ice cream man: Oh, I gave it to them alright.

All laugh evilly.

Alastor's POV

the KND filled M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. flies through the air.

Abby: Man, that was too easy.

Alastor: I like when things are easy.

Alastor folds her arms behind her head and rests.

Alastor: Gets things done faster so we can relax.

Nigel: Blast them. First they refuse to stop ice cream trucks for any kids, then they lock all the soft serve in cold storage so they can achieve their ultimate goal.

Nigel unrolls a piece of paper of a drawing of a plan.

Nigel: A super huge ice cream party with no kids!

Alastor: They wouldn't dare!

Abby: Get out.

Wally: Blast.

Hoagie: No.

Kuki: Party!

Kuki repeats 'party' while walking around Nigel.

Nigel: Knock it off! You can't go to their insidious party. There won't be any kids allowed.

Kuki blows a party blower in Nigel's face.

Hoagie: Heads up, Captian, we're getting in range.

Nigel: Let's get us some ice cream.

Hoagie lands the M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. by the ice cream factory.

Nigel: This is it. Numbuh 3, transmit password.

Kuki types password.

Computer: Access denied.

Nigel groans.

Nigel: Transmit again.

Kuki types password again.

Computer: Access denied

The computer repeats this as ice cream catapults come out and fire ice cream scoops at the M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H.

Hoagie: There's too much, Captain. They must have at least 41 flavours.

The M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. dodges some scoops of ice cream but hits some others.

Nigel: Numbuh 3, what are you typing?

Nigel gets out of his seat and looks at the computer, where 'I love parties' is written many times.

Nigel: I love parties?

Kuki: You do too?

Another scoop of ice cream hits the M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H.

Nigel: Get out of the way. Frosty.

Nigel types in the password.

Computer: Access approved.

Nigel: Take her down, Numbuh 2.

Hoagie: Roger that.

Hoagie lands M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. on the roof of ice cream factory.

Abby: That was still too easy. Still like it when things get done faster since they're easy, Numbuh 6?!

Alastor: Ok, even I have to admit, that was a little too easy.

Everyone but Hoagie sit on drill seats that eject from the M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H.

Nigel: Steady everyone, prepare for procedure roof top swirl.

They drill through the roof and get lowered into a large room.

Kuki: It's cold in here.

Alastor huffs, taking off her scarf and roughly hands it to Kuki.

Kuki: Aww, Numbuh 6, that's so nice!

Alastor: O que quer que te cale, o mais rápido funciona para mim. (Whatever shuts you up the fastest works for me).

Nigel: We have to find the tank with the soft serve ice cream.

Kuki: And some blankets.

Nigel: I'm getting a reading in this direction.

Kuki wanders off.

Nigel: Bullseye! Snow Bird to Mother's Nest, we've found white gold.

Hoagie: Roger that. Commencing mosquito bite.

M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. digs a hole and sucks out the ice cream from the tank.

Nigel: Looks like clean clateea tube, how's your end?

Hoagie: We should have a full tank in thirty seconds.

Nigel: Roger that, Numbuh 2. All right team, let's roll.

Delightful Children: Poor, poor, deluded Kids Next Door. Falling once again into a trap set by, the Delightful Children from Down the Lane.

Abby: I told you it was too easy!

Alastor: Don't take all the credit, I agreed with you when we broke into this joint.

Nigel: It figures you creeps are in with the adults. What flavour were you planning on sharing with them? Peach? Rum Raisin?

Delightful Children: Us eat the ice cream? Oh dear, no. I'm afraid the ice cream will be eating you.

Nigel: Numbuh 2, what's going on up there?

Hoagie: Not sure, Captain, something's going haywire.

A bang comes from inside the tank of the M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H.

Hoagie: Eh, Numbuh 1, I think we've got a problem. Uh, oh.

M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H. falls through the roof of the factory.

Nigel: Numbuh 2?

Hoagie falls out of the M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H.

Hoagie: Hey, fellas! I'm okay–

A big ice cream monster stomps on Hoagie, roaring.

Nigel: Run!

Sector V splits up and runs. Ice cream monster fires ice cream cones at Nigel, sticking him to a wall. It throws ice cream on Abby, along with a cherry on top. Wally confronts the ice cream monster, while Alastor runs away but gets blasted with caramel sauce and sticks to the ground. She dips her finger in it and tastes it.

Alastor: Is this caramel?

Delightful Children: Yes? By the looks of it.

Alastor: OBRIGADO (THANKS), DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN!

Alastor starts vigorously eating caramel while everyone stares at her.

Alastor: I haven't had caramel in years because of my (strained voice) braces.

Wally: Right...Hey, Frosty! Come get a licking.

The ice cream monster picks up Wally and dips him in case of hot fudge, putting him back down.

Wally: You think chocolate'll...stop...me...

The chocolate hardens, trapping Wally.

Delightful Children: So, Numbuh 1, looks like your party's over.

The Delightful Children laugh while Nigel struggles against the cones. The ice cream monster looms over Nigel.

Nigel: Mommy.

Fire blasts out of the heater, melting the ice cream monster before it could do anything.

Delightful Children: What?

Alastor looks up from eating caramel sauce, Abby pokes her head out of the ice cream, knocking off the cherry and Wally cracks open the head of chocolate. Kuki walks in as the ice cream monster continues to melt.

Kuki: I found the heater! What's that? Did you start the party without me?

The liquified ice cream monster sweeps away Sector V and floods out of the factory.

Hoagie: Mmm, chocolate.

Delightful Children: A heater? Who puts a heater in a ice cream factory? (A/N: I also love this part and the response they get)

Two ice cream men shrug and scream as they also get swept up in melted ice cream, and the factory blows up, causing ice cream to go everywhere. The two sad kids from before get swept in the melted ice cream tidal wave.

Abby: What now, Numbuh 1?

Kuki: Party! Ice Cream Party!

Everyone: Party! Ice Cream Party!

Everyone chants it over and over again.

Abby: I like it when things are too easy!

The kids continue to sing as the tide into the sun.

End transmission