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Cannon

And

Naptime

Not

Occurring

Normally

Nigel: My fellow Kids Next Door. I'm afraid I must leave on a top secret mission. I, Numbuh 1, will single-handedly infiltrate a massive adult torture facility, filled with monstrous mechanical devices designed to make children vomit uncontrollably.

Hoagie and Wally: Eww.

Abby: Ooh.

Alastor: Cool.

Kuki: Wow.

Nigel: And that's not all-

Mrs. Uno: Nigel, dear! Come along! You don't want to be late for our trip to Hap-Happy Land!

Nigel looks at his team sheepishly, as they look at him, unamused.

Nigel: Ehh, gotta run!

Abby: It's relaxing time.

Kuki: Yay!

They all lay down, Hoagie snoring as a door explodes.

Hoagie and Wally: What?

Count Spankulot: Those who do not pay their library fines shall incur the stingy wrath of Count Spankulot!

Count Spankulot starts grabbing Sector V, spanking them while laugh maniacally.

Abby: Wha? Ow ow ow ow ow!

Hoagie: Whaaaa! Nooo! Ow! Stop! Ow ow ow ow!

Alastor: Ow oh ow ow ow!

Kuki: Eeeh! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

Wally: Ow hey ow ow hey! Ow.

Count Spankulot: There. All paid up.

He laughs evilly and teleports away while Sector V except Nigel rub their backsides.

Wally: Alright, who forgot to turn on the spanker-spotter defense grid?

Abby: Ehh?

Kuki: I don't know.

Hoagie: I think Numbuh 1 usually turns on the spanky-spotty-thing.

Hoagie falls asleep and starts snoring again as a hole bursts in the ceiling.

Major Mrs. Manners: Nice explosion work, Sergeant Sensible. Now, let's make these kids presentable.

Sergeant Sensible: Yes, Major Mrs. Manners, sir!

Alastor: Mrs. Manners, sir? Isn't that ironic?

Hoagie: It's The Proper Patrol!

Major Mrs. Manners laughs.

Major Mrs. Manners: Yeehaw!

Hoagie gets hit with a beam.

Hoagie: Whaaaaa! Huh?

Alastor, Abby, and Wally get hit as well as Kimi grumbles. (She wears the same dress as Numbuh 3 and her hair like straightens out and is down).

Abby: Ow!

Wally: Ow!

Kuki: Eeeek!

Kuki gets hit with beam.

Major Mrs. Manners: Good work! Now let's get back to base and hang those new lace curtains.

The Proper Patrol fly away.

Everyone: Eww!

(Costume change)

Wally: So that the crud is going on here? Where are our super-powered anti-adult air attack missiles?

Kuki: Ehhem. More uranium, Mrs. Missile?

Wally: What is going on around here?! Huh??

A giant drill destroys the floor and grabs the Kids Next Door, with them screaming.

Kuki: And how is Mrs. Meddow?

Delightful Children: Good evening, Kids Next Door. Is your leader away? Too bad he'll miss your utter destru- Wha?

A red light starts blinking.

Delightful Children: Curses. The curfew alert. (A/N: I love this part) Um, we have to leave now. Or Father will be positively furious.

Alastor: Curfew Alert?!

Alastor starts busting up laughing as the Delightful Children leave.

Alastor: Best be going, don't want to make your father positively furious!

Hoagie: They're gone now, Numbuh 6.

Wally: I don't believe this! Numbuh 1 leaves for two minutes and everyone and their grandma attacks us! We're the Kids Next Door! We're supposed to be ready for anything! But just look at Numbuh 2, he's asleep!

Wally elbow drops on Hoagie.

Hoagie: Hey! What did you do that for?

Wally: You're sleeping! You wouldn't be sleeping if Numbuh 1 was here! If Numbuh 1 was here, we'd be optimizing out defenses.

Abby: Yeah, by building some kind of cannon that shoots clams or something.

Wally: That's it! Why didn't I think of that before? We'll build a giant clam cannon.

Abby: Eh, Numbuh 5 was joking when she said clam cannon.

Wally: Building a clam cannon is no joke. So, I hereby declare myself temporary Numbuh 1's-not-here leader to make sure that we build it right.

Everyone starts to walk away from Wally.

Alastor: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Abby: Heheh, don't hold your breath.

Kuki: Yay! Free time!

Hoagie yawns.

Hoagie: See you later!

Wally: Hey! Where're you guys going? You'd build the cannon if Numbuh 1 was here!

Time skip to night time

Wally: Numbuh 3? Numbuh 3! 'ey, let's get crackin' on that clam cannon.

Kuki beats Wally off screen and throws him out of her room.

Wally: Hey! Okay, okay, I'll come back later.

Alastor sits at her bottom bunk, in pajamas (A/N: She wears an oversized off the shoulder white button up that hands off one of her shoulders, when they're in pajamas). Drawing with Furs, Charcoal, Powdered Sugar, and Baby Bear around her. Furs chitters and points its numbed hand at the drawing.

Alastor: No, it was more shiny today, Furs.

Alastor blushes.

Alastor: He must be polishing it.

Alastor grabs a red colored pencil while Furs chitters. Charcoal and Powdered Sugar meow while pawing at the drawing. Wally pops up from the ceiling, hanging upside down.

Wally: So, you ready to start on the cannon? Hmm?

Wally looks at her drawing.

Wally: Ain't that one of the Delightful Children?

Alastor blushes, groans, and whistles in Wally's ear with a bloody nose. (A/N: Alastor's gap helps her sharply and loudly whistle). He runs out of her room, covering his ears

Wally: I kinda knew that gonna happen but DON'T GET BLOOD ON THE FLOOR!

Alastor whistles again as Wally covers his ears.

Wally: Message clear.

Hoagie is reading a comic book, under his covers with a flashlight.

Hoagie: Oh yeah! Get'em Yippers! What the-

Wally pulls back his covers and dumps clams on him.

Wally: Come on, Numbuh 2. Clam cannons don't build themselves, you know?

Hoagie shoves Wally out of the cockpit.

Wally: Wuaaaa! You'll be jealous when Numbuh 5 gets all the credit for helping me!

Abby stands in her room, tying her robe.

Abby: Ow, man. Numbuh 5 has got to stop drinking a billion gallons of soda before bed.

She walks into the bathroom.

Wally: Hi! Want to check out your clam cannon work schedule?

Abby beats Wally up, he comes out with a plunger on his face.

Wally: Woow! Okay.

Next morning, everyone but Wally is tired.

Kuki: Ow, my head hurts.

Abby: Numbuh 5 is wiped out.

Wally: Finally, there you are. Okay, we wasted the whole night sleeping, we can't change that. But we can make up time if we focus on our clam cannon.

Hoagie: Whatever, I'm gonna focus on my cereal. Wha!

A hammer comes out and breaks his bowl, while clams come out of Kuki's milk carton

Kuki: Ahh, but I want breakfast!

Alastor lays her head on the table.

Wally: No breakfast! As permanent temporary interim leader, I, Numbuh 4, command you to begin construction on my cannon!

Alastor sits up and all but Wally groan but start building the cannon.

Hoagie: Stupid clam cannon. Why couldn't you suggested we make clam chowder?

Abby: Hm. How was I supposed to know he'd go all crazy on us?

Wally elbow drops on Kuki, who's asleep.

Kuki: Owww.

Wally: Come on people. We're behind schedule. Work faster! Work harder! Come on Numbuh 3, we're running out of daylight here.

Abby opens a compartment to find Hoagie and Alastor asleep.

Abby: Hey, whatchu doing in here?

Alastor: Desculpe (Sorry) Numbuh 5.

Hoagie: Well, well, I was just, eh.

Abby: Move over.

Abby joins them and falls asleep, but get woken up by Wally.

Wally: We've got to put together that clam cannon. We're gonna do it right. So, we'll have to work double time and THIS IS NOT DOUBLE TIME! No more breaks. You wanna build a clam cannon, you can't take breaks. And you can't have cake. Can you build a clam cannon while eating cake on your break? Hah, it can't be done! I'd love to see those Delightful Children try to take our cake. They want cake? We'll give'em clams! Lots of clams! The fact is, you guys need a leader. A real leader. A leader like me.

Wally puts on Nigel's sunglasses.

Wally: Come on! We can't waste this precious moon light! Don't get a full moon every night, you know. Let's go, go, go!

Sun rises above the treehouse. Wally now dressed as. Nigel.

Wally: Finally, I've done it! I've accomplished what no other leader has ever dreamed of doing. The perfect defense system. The ultimate clam cannon. I hereby declare myself permanent team leader, forever! My leadership will inspire generations of Kids Next Door, and Numbuh 1 ain't so hot. Where's his clam cannon? I don't see his clam cannon.

Everyone but Wally groan in exhaustion.

Wally: You can't be a leader without a clam cannon, can ya? No! Ya can't! This is a new age. A new age for the Kids Next Four!

A drill starts tearing the floor.

Wally: It's the Delightful Children again! Kids Next Door, battle stations! Load the clams, load the clams!

Delightful Children: Hello again, Kids Next Door. Sorry we had to cut our last visit short, but this time I'm prepared to spend plenty of quality time with you.

Wally: You're no match for my clam cannon, Delightful - argh!

Delightful Children: A cannon? You have a cannon?

The Kids Next Door get loaded into the cannon.

Wally: C-come on, gang! W-we got them on the ropes.

Delightful Children: So, Kids Next Door, what do you say to a trip to Pluto? Have a delightful flight.

The cannon explodes, sending the Delightful Children flying away.

Nigel: Hello? I'm back. Wha? Wow! A clam cannon! Yeah! Home, sweet home. Great job, team. A clam cannon is exactly the type of defensive mechanism we need.

Hoagie: Numbuh 1!

Kuki: Yay!

Abby: It's about time.

Alastor: We missed you!

Nigel: But this cannon will never fire right. The design is all wrong. We can make some modifications and if we work through the night, we can have it done by morning.

Hoagie and Kuki: Yeah!

Abby: Alright!

Alastor: Sounds good, boss!

Hoagie: Let's go!

Wally: Work, work, work! Can't a guy get any rest around here?

Nigel: What's his problem?

Abby shrugs.

End transmission.

Trivia

- This is the first episode that mentions Alastor's crush on Lenny, as she was supposedly drawing him before Wally interrupted.

- This is the first time Alastor whistles at someone.

- This is the first appearance of Furs (Alastor's pet ferret), Charcoal (Alastor's pet black cat), Powdered Sugar (Alastor's pet white cat), and Baby Bear (Alastor's rattle bear doll).