Am Really Cold That Is Certain

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Kids next door satellites have discovered an adult research facility near the north pole, where a lone scientist is near completion of an insidious device. It's purpose, control the earth's weather so that schools never have a snow day again. We immediately set off in our snow sub to rendezvous with kids next door arctic operative numbuh 30c our misson gain control of the weather control device and reprogram it to make the entire school year one big snow day. *shake numbuh 30c's hand* Numbuh 30c, it's pleasure to be on a misson with someone so highly recommended by kid next door headquarters.

Numbuh 30c: The pleasure is all mine, numbuh 1, but are you sure your team is up for this kind of mission? It's pretty dangerous.

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: I'm sure that you'll find our team gravely faces any attempt at adult tyranny no matter how grave the threat or impossible the mission and besides it's just one scientist. What could one grow up do against nine of us?

Later...

Numbuh 30c: Steady as she goes, numbuh to maintain present course and we'll reach the adult facillity in a matter of hours.

Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Aye, aye, numbuh 30c.

Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: He's cool.

Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: Si.

Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Yeah if you like penguins.

Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: So, 30c, what's life in the artic?

Numbuh 30c: Oh, it's just like anywhere else you know, wrestling pack of those big, white bears over territory, sleeping on glacieriers to keep warm, eating nothing but fish blubber to stay alive. The usual.

Numbuh 11 & 7: Whoa!

Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Man, that guy's like an icy tarzan.

Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Yeah. I sure wish i was raised in the arctic. *look at the screen map* Hey, we just passed the research facility!

Numbuh 30c: Let me see.

Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: I don't understand. I mean, i-

Numbuh 30c: No wonder. You, uh, had the coordinates wrong.

Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *chuckle* Oops.

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Oops, indeed. *looks in the telescope* So the facility should be right about....*found the place* there. 30c, you will assume command of the sub and provide cover. Numbuh 2, 5, 8, 11 and 3, come with me. We're going after that device.

Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Hey, what about me?!

Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: And me?!

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: You two stay here and help numbuh 30c, numbuh 4 and 7. *grab his coat* Watch that he does. Numbuh 30c is an expert in arctic warfare. *open the door floor* You might learn something. *jumps off*

Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Yeah, maybe he could teach you both how to be cool. *laughs and jumps off*

Numbuh 8 & 11: *laughs and jumps off*

Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *jumps off*

Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Be careful, 30c. *giggles jumps off*

Numbuh 30c: Wow, that numbuh 3's kind of cute, huh?

Numbuh 4 aka Wally: What?! Let's just stick to business here, slushball!

Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: *snickered*

Numbuh 4 aka Wally: So, what do we do first for this cruddy arctic-warfare stuff?

Numbuh 30c: Well, the first thing us arctic guys always do is have a snack and i could really go for a mango soda.

Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Good idea, cause i can go for a snack. Numbuh 3's right, he is cool.

Numbuh 30c: *glare at numbuh 4* That's an order.

Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Stupid penguin. For goodness' sake. *walks off*

Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: And get me some chips while you're at it.

Numbuh 30c: So i heard that you steal some stuff and do magic tricks, right?

Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Yep that's right. Hey numbuh 30c, you got something in your ear. *gets something out of numbuh 30c's ear and it was a coin* Ta-da!

Numbuh 30c: *amazed* Wow, a dime. Impressive.

Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Thanks.

Meanwhile....

Numbuh 1,2,3,5,8 & 11: Yeah! *rides on s.k.e.e.b.i.k.e.*

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *saw minestrone missie in his binoculars* Uh-oh, incoming soup! Evasive action!

Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Hang on! *makes s.k.e.e.b.i.k.e. Moves*

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Ohhh! *was minestrone* Is that minestrone?

Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Come on, numbuh 5, now watch this. *drove the s.k.e.e.b.i.k.e.*

Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Whee-ee!

Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *makes it jump to pass the minestrone* Yeah!

Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: Not bad, numbuh 2, check this out. Hang out, numbuh 11. *drove the s.k.e.e.b.i.k.e.*

Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: Whoa!

Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: *drove moves side to side to get out of the way from minestrone*

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Good work, team. Now let's get that- What?! *saw the s.k.e.e.b.i.k.e.'s mirror says 'missiles in mirror may be closer than they appear.' and then the missile change direction* They changed directions!

Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: *saw the mirror and shocked* Qué?! How?!

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *grab the phone* 30c, try intercpt missiles now! 30c, are you there? We need intercpet missiles! Hello? Numbuh 30c?

Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: *came in and saw numbuh 30c* Numbuh 30c, what are you doing? Numbuh 1 needs your help!

Numbuh 4 aka Wally: *came back* Here's your cruddy soda. *shocked* Hey, what are you, deaf or something?! Numbuh 1's calling us! *runs off and gets the phone but gets push by numbuh 30c* Hey!

Numbuh 30c: *grab the phone* Sorry about the wait, numbuh 1. Numbuh 4 was busy with a soda will numbuh 7 and i was pretargeting those missiles on your-

Numbuh 1, 2, 3, 5, 8 & 11: Whoa! *flys off and lands on the ground* Ughhh.

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *pick his head up* Ugh?

???: *evil laugh dancing around*

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Get him!

???: Oh. *runs off while evil laugh*

Numbuh 1,2,3,5, 8 & 11: *try to run after him but have to walk in the snow*

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *panting and grab the phone again* That scientist is headed for the lab. Fire the new torpedo!

Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Finally some action! Preparing to target! *grab the telescoop*

Numbuh 30c: Stand down, numbuh 4. *push numbuh 4* I'm in command here. I'll take care of this guy personally.

Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: *raise his eyebrow* Hmm? Something smells fishy.

Numbuh 30c: Aloha, baby. *shoots scientist*

???: *saw the missile and hides like a turtle*

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Come on, we're gaining on him!

Numbuh 1,2,3,5, 8 & 11: Huh? *saw the missile* Aah! *gets shoot and had no clothes on while moaning and try to cover themselves freezing to death*

Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Did you get him? Come on, let me see! Did you get him?

Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Let me have a look!

Numbuh 30c: Uh, yeah, course i got him. *chuckle nervously and puts the telescope up*

Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *put his clothes back on along with his team* Well, at least we know that the new torpedo works.

Numbuh 1,2,3,5, 8 & 11: *saw the turtle lab moves and runs off* Aah!

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *got his phone* Code whale! Code whale! We need code whale!

Numbuh 30c: Code what?

Numbuh 4 aka Wally: *push numbuh 30c* Move over, popsicle boy. Code whale coming up, numbuh 1! *press the button*

Numbuh 30c: Hey, what are you doing?! I'm in charge here!

Numbuh 1,2,3,5, 8 & 11: *kept running* Aah! *and goes inside the ship*

The scientist get grab by the kids next door ship and grab him in to the Knd scoopuh-doome.

???: *gets himself up* Ugh!

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *had a megaphone* Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like we have you and your insidious device right where we want you. So what are you gonna do now?

Numbuh 30c: He's gonna leave and finish his research. Stupid kids next door, this man's research will change the world and i can't let you stop that.

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Numbuh 30c, you double-crossed us?

Numbuh 30c: Oh come on, even my name should have given it away! *change himself in his true colors* Numbuh 30c! 30 celsius?! Duh?! That's is like 80 degrees fahrenheit or something, you dopes!

Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Aw, metric stinks!

Numbuh 30c: I gave you wrong dierctions, ignore your cries for help, used your new torpedo against you and now i'm gonna release the professor and destroy your precious snow sub. *gets attack by numbuh 4*

Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Go, numbuh 4! Hit him with the eye!

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Way to go, numbuh 4! *while everyone cheered and almost got shoot by laser*

???: *runs around in circles to away from lasers while laugh*

Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: We gotta help numbuh 4!

Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: And numbuh 7!

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Quickly, to the bridge! *runs off with his team*

Meanwhile...

Numbuh 4 & 30c: *fights*

Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: *try to a escaped*

Numbuh 30c: Idiot! *punches numbuh 4* Get with it, dope! *pull numbuh 4's hoodie and puts his face*

Numbuh 30c: *pull numbuh 30c's googles* Pineapple breath! *lets it go*

Numbuh 30c: Okay, i give up!

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *opens the door floor* Help is here, numbuh 4 and 7! Numbuh 4? Numbuh 7? *everyone founds them*

Knd computer: Initating self-destruct sequence in five seconds. 4.....3.....2......1...Bye-bye. *the ship exploded*

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *lands on the snow* Ew!

Numbuh 4 aka Wally: *lands on the snow* Ugh!

Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: *lands on the snow* Oof!

Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *lands on the snow* Ow!

Numbuh 5 & 3: *lands on the snow* Oh!

Numbuh 8 & 11: *lands on the snow* Ah!

Numbuh 4 aka Wally: *gets up* Ugh! Ugh! Aaah! Why you lousy traitor! *grabs him* Why'd you do it, huh? Why?!

Numbuh 30c: I did it for a snow cone!

Numbuh 4 aka Wally: A what?

Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Huh?

???: Not just a snow cone! The perfect snow cone! Perfect texture, pefect temperature, perfect flavor that doesn't all sink to the bottom of the cone! And you idiots have ruined my research! Why?! (x10)

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: I, uh, we thought you were building a, uh-

???: What? What could you possibly think i was doing in the middle of the north pole?!

Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Um, building a weather-control devive?

???: Oh, no, no, that's bob's project. He works just over the hill there. *points the bob's lab*

END TRASNMISSION