《Codename: Kids Next Door (with me and my bff's ocs)》Operation Z.E.R.O. (bonus)
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Zero Explanation Reveals Origins
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: There is a story, kids tell, of when the world was ruled by an evil adult. A story about a boy, a book and a tree.
Years ago the children we're slave by pappy (grandfather) in the tapioca factory all the children that is except two boys name Monty and Ben who's the sons of pappy and a girl name Georgine
(this fanart belongs to my bff)
who's an orphan, a friend of monty and ben but ben has a crush on her and she's like a sister to monty. And they're we're about discover a secret tree.
Young Monty: *burst out the door running and climbed onto a tree*
Young Ben: Wait for us! *panting* Come back! You can't just run off in the middle of your shift. Pappy's going to be awfully sore.
Young Monty: Oh let him, ben. We've been slaving away, making tapioca for him for eleventy hunderd days straight! And all he does is SNEER, like he's the evil king of the world or something.
Young Gerorgine: He is the evil king of the world!
Young Monty: Well, i'm sick of it! I just wish we could...I don't know...fight back *kicks the tree trunk* or something!
The tree opens sounds strange, right?
Young Monty: Whoa! Check it out! *goes in*
Young Ben: Hey what are you going? *follows him along with gerorgine*
Young Gerorgine: What is this- *fell and side down the room with monty and ben*
Young Ben: *gasp* What's that?
Young Monty: *pick the book up* The... book of... KND?
Young Gerorgine: *look the right beside monty* KND?
Young Ben: Ju-juust put it back and let's go! This place is creeping me out!
Young Monty: Be quiet, ben! I'm reading!
Young Ben: Well, read faster!
Young Monty: Cool! This book is some kind of instruction manual for battling adult tyranny! It shows how to setup treehouses and everything! And check it out, there's section for each kid to write down his own story!
Young Gerorgine: Whoa!
Young Ben: We are not gonna have a story, if pappy finds us here!
Young Monty: Don't you see, guys? Now, we have the tools to fight back! We can make the world a better place! For us! For all kids!
Young Ben: Do you know what kind of chance do we have against pappy's powers?! Zero!
Pappy aka grandfather: BOYS!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!! AND WHERE'S THE BRAT!!!!
Young Ben: *gets scared* See---eeee!!! *about to ran off while grabbing gerorgine's hand to leave but gets his hand caught by monty*
Young Monty: Guys! Together we can do this! I know we can. What do you say? *pull out his hand*
Young Gerorgine: *smiles and put her hand on monty* I'm with you!
Young Ben: *smiles and about to put his hand on gerorgine and monty*
Pappy aka grandfather: BOYS!!!!
Young Ben: *gets scared and ran off* S-sorry.
Young Monty: *gets mad at his brother* So, That's It! You think there's no hope! You think i have zero chance?! *see sunglasses, picks it up and as puts on* Well, we'll show you what a numbuh zero can do!
Monty...well numbuh zero, Gerorgine and the rest of the kids get ready for fight and get the kids free from tapioca making prison.
Numbuh 0 aka Young Monty: *smile while kept the book and look at gerorgine* Are you ready, numbuh 1823?
Numbuh 1823 aka Young Gerorgine: *smile at him and nod* Ready!
Numbuh 0, Numbuh 1823 and the other kids attacked the factory and freed all kids
Boy: We're saved!
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Numbuh 1823 aka Young Gerorgine: Alright, Everyone! You All Free To Go!
Children cheered and runs off the factory while numbuh 0, numbuh 1823 and the other kids destory the factory but then...
Pappy aka grandfather: *Shouts in anger* To think , my own son and that orphan brat, would rebel against my evil power! *breaks the bowl* I'm giving you three seconds to go to your room while i'm *points gerorgine* dealing you later... or ELSE! *creates fire in hands causing children step back in fear*
Numbuh 1823 aka Young Gerorgine: *gets scared*
Pappy aka Grandfather: ...THREE!!!..
Numbuh 0 aka Young Monty: *looks at gerorgine* Gerogine, Don't give up! We have to keep fighting!
Numbuh 1823 aka Young Gerogine: But I'm scared, monty! I ca..
Pappy aka Grandfather: ...TWO!!!...
Numbuh 0 aka Young Monty: It's ok. I know we can do this. So don't give up for me.
Numbuh 1823 aka Young Gerogine: *smiles at him, nod and get back on her feet bravely*
Pappy aka Grandfather: ...ONE!!!...
Numbuh 0 and 1823 aka Young Monty and Gerorgine: ZERO!!! *holds the weapon to shoot pappy*
Pappy aka Grandfather: Uh-Oh. Noooo!!
Present Day
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Some kids say, numbuh 0's victory that day, was the dawn of the 7th age of the kids next door. Others say, this story is only makebelieve. There never was a numbuh 0 and there is no book of knd. But i believe the book exists, and i know what i will write in those pages, if i ever find it. Five words only...*puts on sunglasses* I. Am. Kids. Next. Door. *walks around on the moon base unit the alarm goes off*
Numbuh 86 aka Fanny: *gets the paper, reads it and shouts* Numbuh 1!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *runs off to get the message, reads it and flys and runs off in the cool way unit went to his ship with his sector* Kids next door, battle stations! *his team turns the ship on and flys off to the earth*
Moments later...
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *goes down to the knd museum to delivering as the kids were gasp and talked* Special delivery, courtesy of-
Numbuh 101 aka Matt: *fan boying* Numbuh 1, supreme commander of kids next door sector v!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: You're supposed to let me say my name, numbuh 101.
Numbuh 101 aka Matt: Sorry, i'm just so excited you made it in time. *as he takes the delivery box* I don't know how much longer i could have held out. *opens it and it was an ice cream so he eats it* Delicious!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Ice cream? You wasted my valuable time just to get you an ice cream cone?!
Numbuh 101 aka Matt: Numbuh 86 said i could.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *face plam* Ahh! Next time you call, it had better be important! *leaves and flys off*
Numbuh 101 aka Matt: Tell numbuh 11 i said 'hi'! *that he had a famous operative crush on numbuh 11 and eats the cone from the ice cream then gets on with the tour of knd museum unit the villain came and set the alarm*
Later...
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *on the phone* Yeah, i know i was supposed to go fishing today, dad. No, it's not that i don't like spending quality time with you, it's just you know, more cool hanging out with my friends then with my dad. *hears monitor beeping along with the rest of the team*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Incoming transmisson from moon base. *as numbuh 11 nods*
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: And a priority-excrypted triple-distress code from numbuh 101 at the kids next door museum.
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Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: *turns to numbuh 1* Said this time it's important.
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: *turns to numbuh 1* Your girlfriend's calling from the mall. She wants to know what kind of socks you want.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Got to go, dad. Something important has come up. *throws the phone at numbuh 3 that he didn't know* Numbuh 5, moon base on screen.
Numbuh 86 aka Fanny: *come in the screen* Numbuh 1, get your lazy butt up to the moon base right now!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Sorry, numbuh 86, no time for another one of your 'silly' ice cream deliveries. I've got a real emergency to deal with.
Numbuh 86 aka Fanny: Silly?! I am giving you a direct order- *gets cut off by turn the screen off*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Numbuh 2, get us back to the museum now, numbuh 4 and 7, ready the weapons, numbuh 5 and 11, I want a full tactical readout yesterday, numbuh 8, give taco a treat that he found my shirt and numbuh 3, tell my girlfriend cotton. These wool socks are too itchy. *the ship turns back to the museum*
Later...
Sector v: *flys to the museum to fight the villans*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: *jumps over the place while mr. wink and fibb try to shoot at her and pulls the superchair's pants down to make them falls on the ground*
Mr. Fibb: Good then the superchair had clean undies on today, Mr. Wink.
Mr. Wink: Mosr fortunate indeed, Mr. Fibb.
Mr. Fizz: Care for a soda, mujer joven (translation: Young lady) *began to shoot*
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: *jumps and flips over the place when fizz try shoot her and sigh* It's time for a secret weapon. *whistle for her dog* Taco, get his pants!
Taco: *run towards to mr. fizz, gets right behide him to jump and bites his pants*
Mr. Fizz: *screaming* AHHHHH! Get that chihuahua off of me! *continued screaming unit the pants rip and runs off*
Taco: *walks to his owner with the torn pants*
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: *grab the torm pants, gives him a treat and look at mr fizz runs and scream* Ha, nobody messes with marìa valentina constanza lucia santiago pérez. *felt proud and mexican guitar in the background*
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: *fight mr. boss and stop* Hey, mr. boss, do you have a any cigarettes?
Mr. Boss: Cigarettes are bad for kids like you, young man. Only adult would- *about to grab packs of cigarettes from his pocket but notice that there gone* What the-Where my pack of cigarettes go?!
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: You mean this? *pulls the box of cigarettes out with a smirk*
Mr. Boss: *gets mad* Oh give those back right now!
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: I would. Only you can catch me first. *runs off*
Mr. Boss: *runs after numbuh 7* Come back here!
Count Spankulot: *spins* Now, childrens, prepare to feel the wrath of count spankulot! *flys and grab kids and spank them while laugh*
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Hey, spankaholic, time to tech you the australian word for 'ouch'. *as hit his fist*
Count Spankulot: Ribiculousness! And those who fail to realize that the australian word for 'ouch' would still be ouch will be- *cuts off and notice that numbuh 4 pulls out the kangaroo* Is that a k-kangaroo? *gets hit by a kangaroo and flys off* YAAHHH!
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: That's how you say 'ouch' in australin.
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *jumps up* Woo!
Grandma Stuffum: Come back, you skinny boy! Isn't done fedding you yet! *as scoops of some nasty stuff and throws at numbuh 2*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: AAh! *eats it to catch them* Alright, bring on the next course! *as wipe stuff with hand*
Grandma Stuffum: Such a steely appetite. Maybe you like better grandma stuffum's chef surprise! *as pulls out of it and shoots it*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *jumps and flips to eat that stuff*
Grandma Stuffum: *shocked* Impossible! No one can eat that much refried platypus intestine!
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *shocked* Platypus?! *about to puke and runs off that he to puke somewhere like the restroom*
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: *got distracted by cats as she picks them up to which cat is the most huggable* No, this kitty's the most huggable! Oh, no-no, wait! This kitty's the most huggable! Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, this kitty's definitely the most-
The old cat lady: They're supposed to strike terror in your soul. Nya!
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Oh, okay. *screams and runs off but goes back to grab the last cat* No, this kitty's the most huggable!
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: Hey, cat lady!
The old cat lady: *turns around and numbuh 11 on the roof of the buliding* Huh?
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: Maybe instead of that robe, try some french fashion! *as grabs her beret and throws at cat lady*
The old cat lady: *gets hit by the beret* Ahhh!
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: *the beret comes back like a boomerang as she catch it* Never underestimate french style. *laughing in a female french tone*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: *got surrounded by the ice cream man so he can do the new move* Looks like i finally get to try out my new move, guaranteed to take out four enemies in one shot. *gets ready to use the new move but...*
Mr. Boss: Retreat! *the rest of the villans runs off and gets on the ship* Hurry up! Move it! Let's go, let's go! Back to the convention center. *goes in the ship and flys off*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Aw, i wanted to try my new move.
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: Don't worry, nig. You'll try it next time.
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Yeah, that's right! Go back to your convention center!
Numbuh 101 aka Matt: Oh, it's so cool to be finally saved by the illustrious sector v! You know, i have all kinds of sector v stuff. Numbuh 5's blurpleberry supreme, numbuh 4's report that sickened the were-poodle. Oh! I've even got the original rainbow monkey underwear numbuh 1 wore when the delightful children tired to blackmail him with a butt photo! *as numbuh 1 gets mad while numbuh 2 & 5 rembers about it*
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: *snickered*
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: *glared at carlos and hits him with her beret*
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Ahh! Hey, what's with you?!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: What did i say about sneaking into my room and stealing my stuff, matt?
Numbuh 101 aka Matt: I've just got to get your autographs. I mean, i obvously have all your autographs already but not in red and purple! Be right back. *runs off the red and purple crayons*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Numbuh 5 say we spilt before fan boy finds a crayon. *leaves along with the rest*
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: No, no, let's get out of here.
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: We're out of here.
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: So carlos, did you steal something?
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Yes i did. Not only i stole mr. boss' pack of cigarettes, i stole his wallet. *as pulls the wallet out of his pocket, drop the box of cigarettes and smash it with his foot* So we can use his credit cards.
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: Are there any baby photos of him?
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: Let's see. *open the wallet, finds the baby photos and saw numbuh 86 as a baby* Oh wait. Is that fanny....in diapers?!
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: Let me see!
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: Where did you find her on the photos?
Numbuh 8 & 11: *saw the photo of numbuh 86 as a baby*
Numbuh 8, 7 & 11: *laughing*
Numbuh 7 aka Carlos: We gotta show the others. Hey guys, wait up! You gotta check this out! *runs off along with numbuh 8 and 11 but little did they know that recommissoning module is stolen*
Later....
Numbuh 362 aka Rachel: *scream* Waahhh! We can't hold out much longer!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: That's okay. I don't need much time to whup these pirates back to candyland. *as the ship flys off to space* All i need is a situation report.
Numbuh 86 aka Fanny: Situation?! Our situation is watching the moon base get blasted to bits because you took your sweet time getting here! *gets push by numbuh 362*
Numbuh 362 aka Rachel: The cotton candy factory's on overloard, all decommisssoning chambers except for chamber three are destroyed and the video game room is out of tokens!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Do we still have pretzel making capabilities?
Numbuh 362 aka Rachel: *looks at the pretzel guy who looks on the list and give her a thumbs up as turn back to numbuh 1* Yeah, but i don't see what difference-
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: End transmisson. *the screen turns off* It's time to put the 'irate' back in pirate, people. On my mark, numbuh 2. Engage. *as numbuh 2 pulls the lever of the ship to s.c.a.m.p.e.r.-s.o.o.p.r.e.m.e. and flys to moon base*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Whoo-hoo!
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Target lock acquired. *as numbuh 8 and 11 nod*
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: *pulls the lever along with numbuh 7* Auto-destruct engagrd. *as salute along with numbuh 7*
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: *hold the tissue while salute* Ready to blow my nose!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: This will take perfect aim and timing, old friend. You sure you can do it?
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Nope.
Knd computer: Auto-destruct engaged.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Now!
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *turn the around to headed moon base*
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Impact in 3...w...9...
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Numbuh 3, blow your nose!
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Ha, ha! *as threw her tissue and pull the lever to shoot the rocket to where the pretzel making capabilities*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: There, there! *points at the pretzel making capabilities as they goes in*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: I see it! *drive to it and lands on the bags of salt*
Knd computer: Auto-destruct engaged.
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Time to haul it! *the ship stops*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Out! Everybody, out! *as everyone gets out*
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: Come on, taco! *as gets out of the ship*
Taco: *runs off*
Knd computer: Auto-destruct final countdown. 20...19...
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Special delivery from numbuh 1, you salty old pirate. *put his foot on the wheel and gets out of the ship fast as the ship flys the to stickybeard's space pirate ship*
Stickybeard: We're saved, me hearties! Break out the choclate dip...huh? *saw the ship*
Knd computer: 3...2...1. *the ship lands on canon on the pirate ship* bye-bye. *explosed and got salt all over the pirates*
Stickybeard: I can't taste me hand! Retreat! *the pirate ship goes back to earth*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Man, numbuh 1, i'm glad i'll never have to fight you. You're crazy.
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: Oui, vraiment fou. (translation: Yeah, really crazy.)
Moments later at the moon base...
Numbuh 362 aka Rachel: Nigel uno, i have one thing to say to you. Are you out of your mind?! What makes you think you can ignore a direct order?
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: I had to save the museum. It contains all known artifacts of numbuh zero.
Numbuh 362 aka Rachel: It was a diversion, baldy! For the first time ever, some supervillian managed to coordinate all our sworn enemies to attack us simultaneously! As supreme commander, it is my job to decide what the villains' true objective is so we can counterattack 'as a team'! You can't just decide what the battle priorities are by youself!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: My team saved the museum and the moon base! Even if it was a diversion, the museum is always a priority. It's a shrine to numbuh zero. It's an inspiration for kids worldwide, an inspiration for me. *as salute*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *tear up* Beautiful.
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: *tear up as well* Indeed numbuh 2, indeed.
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